How Many Do You Know?
How many straight guys do you know that can look at a woman's shoes and tell you they are slingback stiletto high heels? Joe still tries to play off being a straight male. Maybe he knows because he worked in a shoe store. Not likely though.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 11:05 PM
54 comments
54 Comments:
he's not gay. he's just in touch with his feminine side. ;)
paris666 - I am glad you have joined this little blog. You're funny. I like your comments, especially "that's hot". Funny stuff.
is it dude looks like a lady or lady looks like a dude? josephine
Delete the spam already!
Thank you for deleting the spam! I don't know if you realized it, but for some reason that long spam made the comment page load really slow and I had to wait forever to see the comment box and to be able to scroll to the bottom to see if there was a new comment, in the process missing some comments.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1770275
His lesbo friend is back with her annoying pointless threads. Where has she been hiding out?
Anonymous said...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1770275
His lesbo friend is back with her annoying pointless threads. Where has she been hiding out?
9:31 AM
dealing with the death of a family member
His lesbo friend is back with her annoying pointless threads. Where has she been hiding out?
9:31 AM
dealing with the death of a family member
9:35 AM
He isn't dead but her last update said he was worse. Don't start in on Nikki. She's better those 99% of those bitches.
Don't start in on Nikki. She's better those 99% of those bitches.
9:37 AM
Ditto. There is no reason too. She never comes down on anyone else and is very helpful on the mb.
Paris, what's up with your boyfriend talking about how dirty Lindsey Lohan's cunt is and how poor she is in front of reporters while you giggle?
Anonymous said...
Paris, what's up with your boyfriend talking about how dirty Lindsey Lohan's cunt is and how poor she is in front of reporters while you giggle?
9:49 AM
Details Please!
http://www.egotastic.com/
entertainment/celebrities/paris-hilton/lindsay-lohan-vs-paris-hilton-fight-part-2-enter-brandon-davis-and-lindsay-lohans-firecrotch-001228
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1770275
His lesbo friend is back with her annoying pointless threads. Where has she been hiding out?
9:31 AM
Damn! What an ass you are! It was a mistake thread she started not realizing there was another thread out there. Bitch about the little things much? Shows how little you have going on in your life to bitch about something so stupid and insignificant.
She didn't leave it out there for it to build up and make two threads about it. It's not like it was about crocs or that fucking diva cup and had been seen over and over again. Find something better than that then we will talk.
Damn! What an ass you are! It was a mistake thread she started not realizing there was another thread out there. Bitch about the little things much? Shows how little you have going on in your life to bitch about something so stupid and insignificant.
She didn't leave it out there for it to build up and make two threads about it. It's not like it was about crocs or that fucking diva cup and had been seen over and over again. Find something better than that then we will talk.
9:56 AM
LOL I agree. It's not blog worthy. We can do better than that.
He knows all about ladies' shoes because he wears them too.
I think you're onto something. ;)
"Damn! What an ass you are! It was a mistake thread she started not realizing there was another thread out there."
That's what the search function is for.
The war between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton has taken a very ugly turn, as Hilton pal, Brandon Davis lets the world know his true feelings about Lindsay, in a video available at TMZ.com.
Saying that her clitoris is seven feet long, repeatedly saying she has a firecrotch, and that her vagina smells like diarrhea, Davis unleashed insult after insult, all the while being followed by the paparazzi with video, and photo cameras. As Davis' tirade contunued, Paris and her friends were laughing and encourageing him.
Anonymous said...
The war between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton has taken a very ugly turn, as Hilton pal, Brandon Davis lets the world know his true feelings about Lindsay, in a video available at TMZ.com.
Saying that her clitoris is seven feet long, repeatedly saying she has a firecrotch, and that her vagina smells like diarrhea, Davis unleashed insult after insult, all the while being followed by the paparazzi with video, and photo cameras. As Davis' tirade contunued, Paris and her friends were laughing and encourageing him.
10:07 AM
LMFAO
Anonymous said...
"Damn! What an ass you are! It was a mistake thread she started not realizing there was another thread out there."
That's what the search function is for.
10:06 AM
Yea, because we all know everyone uses the search function. (eyeroll)
I wonder if Nikki likes a firecrotch?
Anonymous said...
I wonder if Nikki likes a firecrotch?
10:11 AM
Why? You want her to eat you out or something?
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
I wonder if Nikki likes a firecrotch?
10:11 AM
Why? You want her to eat you out or something?
10:13 AM
LMFAO
Anonymous said...
I wonder if Nikki likes a firecrotch?
10:11 AM
Why? You want her to eat you out or something?
10:13 AM
Buwahahahahaha!
She probably has a flame throwing fire crotch!
"I wonder if Nikki likes a firecrotch? "
I heard that lesbos like a hairy crotch, so she wouldn't use MSP.
Anonymous said...
She probably has a flame throwing fire crotch!
10:21 AM
I thought most of the kids were at school today? You sound like you are 12.
I thought most of the kids were at school today? You sound like you are 12.
And you sound like an uptight prig without a sense of humor. You probably fuck your husband in your Mormon undies in the missionary position with the lights out while praying to Jesus.
Anonymous said...
I thought most of the kids were at school today? You sound like you are 12.
And you sound like an uptight prig without a sense of humor. You probably fuck your husband in your Mormon undies in the missionary position with the lights out while praying to Jesus.
10:30 AM
lmao Now see, that was funnier. A flame throwing crotch is just stupid but that was funny. And yes, my husband makes me scream out the name of Jesus as he fucks me because it feels that damn good. Of course, most 8" cocks do, I suppose.
I heard that lesbos like a hairy crotch
yeah so they can floss their teeth and eat at the same time.
I wish more men would notice those details, instead of looking at our chest
Anonymous said...
I heard that lesbos like a hairy crotch
yeah so they can floss their teeth and eat at the same time.
10:35 AM
Well you can tell which ladies never get eaten out and have to take shitty pot shots with stupid comments that really verge on the side of childish, back of the bus humor.
Anonymous said...
I heard that lesbos like a hairy crotch
yeah so they can floss their teeth and eat at the same time.
10:35 AM
Well you can tell which ladies never get eaten out and have to take shitty pot shots with stupid comments that really verge on the side of childish, back of the bus humor.
10:39 AM
ITA I guess it's hard for some to keep their maturity in tact and come up with something clever so this is what they resort too. It must suck to not have a good sense of humor.
Of course, most 8" cocks do, I suppose. "
Honey buns, it's all about girth not length.
Liberace said...
Of course, most 8" cocks do, I suppose. "
Honey buns, it's all about girth not length.
10:45 AM
I am so sorry! Yours must have a 3 inch one?
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
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What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls
Liberace said...
Of course, most 8" cocks do, I suppose. "
Honey buns, it's all about girth not length.
10:45 AM
We all know the ones that say that have no length at all.
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls
10:50 AM
Now THOSE are funny! lmaopimp
"Well you can tell which ladies never get eaten out and have to take shitty pot shots with stupid comments that really verge on the side of childish, back of the bus humor."
You mean which ladies have never been with another woman.
"What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss. "
bwahahahahaha
My DH can tell you difference. He loves sexy shoes
Anonymous said...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1770275
His lesbo friend is back with her annoying pointless threads. Where has she been hiding out?
Probably with a pussy or two
Anonymous said...
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
Anon your either a lisbian or a man
Anon your either a lisbian or a man
Oops before the lesbian spelling police get here...
Nikki should hook up with Monique. Monique has enough cheese in her vagina fat rolls for her to eat off of for a month.
"Nikki should hook up with Monique. Monique has enough cheese in her vagina fat rolls for her to eat off of for a month."
Ok that comment just proves you are still in HS. Grow up.
"Nikki should hook up with Monique. Monique has enough cheese in her vagina fat rolls for her to eat off of for a month. "
PIMP but I think she prefers hairy fire crotch over nappy crotch.
Joe wants a woman to stick her stiletto heel into his nut sack while she beats him with a whip.
Joe isn't gay. He's submissive.
"Joe wants a woman to stick her stiletto heel into his nut sack while she beats him with a whip."
aw man you're killing me here! lol See I would prefer he'd want the heel up his butt.
Joe is not straight. It's hilarious that he tries to claim he is. Straight men don't say the things that he says. Period.
Anonymous said...
Nikki should hook up with Monique. Monique has enough cheese in her vagina fat rolls for her to eat off of for a month.
That is just nasty!
Hey Paris :)
I dunno if Joe is gay or not. I'm sure not but I know what's hot and slingback stilleto heel sandals are super hot on a lady.
No, I don't wear 'em. I'm tall enough and besides, my feets are fugly!
But a lady wearing them? Oooooooooooh baby ;)
I think he knows about them because he sends out for the catalogues in the mail...Beat off material comes in many different forms.
2 words - Foot Fetish
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