No Amount Of Books WIll Help
Scrapbrooker is looking for pregnancy books. 9 months is not long enough for her to read and understand all the things she needs to know.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 8:56 PM
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Carrie, maybe you can share your baby factory knowledge with her.
Poor thing.
I am surprised scrapbrooker can read.
This is going to be the LONGEST pregnancy in pea history. She was the one going.........should I take a prego test or not. Guess what I took the test..........what posts will be next by her?!?!?!
Can she get the hint no one cares! Does she not have family or friends besides Peas to ask?? Poor thing is right!
Oh yeah...she needs to get off the computer and go scrapbook her pregnancy or something. JUST LEAVE US ALONE with all your stupid questions. Is she related to Kellie Pickler?
Has someone told her yet how she got that baby in there? She probably still thinks she accidentally swallowed a watermellon seed.
I love Brooke. She is such a sweet pea, and I'm so happy for her
Now, I can understand her excitement and wanting to know everything she can about being pregnant. It is her first, afterall. I'm sure I was the same way with mine. I know I was.
Obviously, I'm not with this one (#3). All I can focus on is the fact that I only shit every four days.
Aren't you glad I posted? :)
I am sure she is a very nice person, after months of reading her posts, you can't miss the fact that the bitch is just stupid.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1742341
She was awarded the "TV Dope Award" Sounds fitting to me. What a dumbass. I already feel sorry for that kid!!
I'm sure Brooke is a very sweet person, but I have a feeling she's going to be another paigepea...
Maybe they found out she lost her diva cup in her own twat and is too stupid to take a pregnancy test.
Oh yeah...
Paigepea...
if I see one more picture of your daughter...I'm going to scream.
She's a cute little girl, but you're making us crazy.
Once every few months is fine...but damn girl...no one else thinks your kid is as cute as you do.
She doesn't particularly strike me as bright, but let's at least congratulate her for her pregancy.
Scrapbrooker is the queen of TMI, especially for someone who is a "newscaster" (sorry, I can't call her a journalist). She's told us where she lives, what she does for a living, that her DH isn't interested in sex, that she had contact with an ex-boyfriend, yada yada yada
The pieces of the puzzle come together pretty easily.
Do you think Scrapbrooker got pregnant by someone other than her hubby? Now that is juicy news!
Where do you make the leap to accusing her of cheating on her hubby? One thing she's definitely not, is a cheater. Get a life.
Isn't she the same person who said to be careful with the Diva cup because hers got lost inside? When someone commented that there was no where for it to go she admitted that she didn't know much about the female anatomy. When I read that I thought, yikes. How do you get through life w/o knowing such basic details about your body.
Yes, this should be an interesting pregnancy. I'm sure we will hear every little detail
She screams dumb ass blonde. She will read something and still not get it and cry to the peas.
Still you need some new scoop.
Can you imagine her DH and the relationship. Honey this is my dick, this is my dick when it is hard now this is where it goes.
Good Lord
again, weak topic. surely you can come up with better than picking on someone who wants to know about books.
This lame blog jumped the shark few posts ago. ROFL
"Can you imagine her DH and the relationship. Honey this is my dick, this is my dick when it is hard now this is where it goes."
Since she was a virgin when she married, I'm sure this conversation took place.
COULD YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post omething about the stupid lady that posts her to- do list everyday? Seriously, who the f%*K cares? Hmmm... today I'm going to... 1. Take a dump, 2. clean my ear wax with a q-tip... BLAH BLAH BLAH....
Anonymous said...
COULD YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post omething about the stupid lady that posts her to- do list everyday? Seriously, who the f%*K cares? Hmmm... today I'm going to... 1. Take a dump, 2. clean my ear wax with a q-tip... BLAH BLAH BLAH....
8:46 AM
It's already been discussed. Read the whole blog stupid. Next
COULD YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post omething about the stupid lady that posts her to- do list everyday? Seriously, who the f%*K cares? Hmmm... today I'm going to... 1. Take a dump, 2. clean my ear wax with a q-tip... BLAH BLAH BLAH....
8:46 AM
Obsess much
Anonymous said...
COULD YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post omething about the stupid lady that posts her to- do list everyday? Seriously, who the f%*K cares? Hmmm... today I'm going to... 1. Take a dump, 2. clean my ear wax with a q-tip... BLAH BLAH BLAH....
8:46 AM
Obsess much
9:10 AM
PIMP!
Can you imagine her DH and the relationship. Honey this is my dick, this is my dick when it is hard now this is where it goes.
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PIMP!!!
Pregnancy is never a good way to save a failing marriage. The divide will only deepen with children.
'COULD YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post omething about the stupid lady that posts her to- do list everyday? Seriously, who the f%*K cares? Hmmm... today I'm going to... 1. Take a dump, 2. clean my ear wax with a q-tip... BLAH BLAH BLAH....'
LOL
Can oceans4 ever post anything besides her damn pregnancy? We get it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1743229
How in the world did she even get pregnant? She claimed before that her and her husband don't even have sex! Neither of them even cared for it.
Oh God no. Now oceans4 is up to the same shit cammi-pea was doing. No one gives a shit about your pregnancy. Dude...join the thread that Mrs_Tyler does each week. That's why she started it.
That's why I think it's someone else's baby. Hopefully the baby gets her looks and someone else's brains.
"'COULD YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post omething about the stupid lady that posts her to- do list everyday? Seriously, who the f%*K cares? Hmmm... today I'm going to... 1. Take a dump, 2. clean my ear wax with a q-tip... BLAH BLAH BLAH....'"
Good gracious Sherri_N!!
Just how much attention do you need that you have to beg to be blogged about?
*smirk*
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1743488
you are killing me oceans
Can you imagine her DH and the relationship. Honey this is my dick, this is my dick when it is hard now this is where it goes.
Good Lord
Ahhhaaa AHhhaaa Ahhhaaa thats funny!
AMR
"I am surprised scrapbrooker can read."
Glad I am not the only one who was shocked as hell to see her lastest bimbo posting!
"Can you imagine her DH and the relationship. Honey this is my dick, this is my dick when it is hard now this is where it goes."
LMAO!!
Why did Brooke put that info on Two Peas? It's easy to find out the station she works on. http://www.kbcitv.com/x68535.xml
It's so dumb to talk about your personal life if you're a public figure.
Well, since you've posted the link to her bio, did you miss this part?
She graduated Magna Cum Laude from BYU with a degree in Broadcast Journalism.
She may be young and innocent, but she's not dumb. Pick on someone who deserves it. Brooke's never been unkind to anyone on 2Peas.
Um, yeah. A BA in Broadcast Journalism. Might as well be basketweaving. *snort*
It's so dumb to talk about your personal life if you're a public figure.
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No kidding!! I am shocked at some of the stuff she reveals. I don't care what kind of education she has. She's a dumbass.
LMAO!!!
Please go read a book preggo peas.
BYU...whatever. Is that really considered an institution of higher learning? I just thought rejects went there. Obviously Scrapbrooker proves my point.
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