Steps To Getting A Life (pay attention heartcat)
1. Turn off the computer and keep it off for a week.
With out the computer being your main focus you will find that being a mother and a wife to your fullest ability will help spark that life that was sucked out of you by the 2 peas board. You will have time for things like your family, cleaning yourself up and being presentable when your husband comes home from work. You will have time now to leave the house and get together with old friends or make new friends. Scrapbook, read a good book, volunteer your time for something.
Step away from the computer for more than 10 minutes, you'll have a life. I promise.
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posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 1:12 PM
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58 Comments:
I did it! I was the first to post
To poster above There's something to write home about...
Brookie a SAHM (mostly)!! UGH!! Any comments blogger!??!?! Come........I haven't been here in a while and was looking for your wisdom and insight!
If you take the fact that it was heartcat out of the equation, its a pretty fun answer to those who can only say "get a life" when they don't agree with someone.
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
Autobiographical piece there blogger?
Typing in all Caps = IDIOT
Brookie a SAHM (mostly)!! UGH!! Any comments blogger!??!?! Come........I haven't been here in a while and was looking for your wisdom and insight!
Link?
Why is it so hard for people to include links?!
You're more likely to get a response (which is clearly what you want) if you include a link to whatever thread you are referring to.
*Snort*
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OH - did heartcat say something???
LOL
Typing in all Caps = IDIOT
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Nooooo....
It's armyfatshitmomof600.
Dead giveaway.
How can candleangie afford a fancy new dslr camera... it wasn't too long ago that she was whining about having to take her kids out of their precious dance because she couldn't afford them w/o work study. I also remember an incident about a year ago where she was too poor to afford gas for her car. Oh and lest we forget she has a mouth full of rotting teeth because she can't afford the dentist.
People living on the edge like that should put their extra money in savings. Perhaps then they would have gas money & dance money when things were a bit tight.
candleangie & mowse could be long lost sisters
Brookie a SAHM (mostly)!!
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What's her story? I thought awhile back she was taking her kid to daycare unnecessarily and now I see that she is like 9 moonths pregnant. Am I thinking of 2 different people? Is she pregnant with her 2nd? Someone give me the clift notes version!
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2049505
I really feel bad for the kids here. What a terrible mess. It is a revolving door of men around that place. And to think, one day those boys will be out in the world dating. How will they treat women? Ugh.
"What's her story? I thought awhile back she was taking her kid to daycare unnecessarily and now I see that she is like 9 moonths pregnant. Am I thinking of 2 different people? Is she pregnant with her 2nd? Someone give me the clift notes version!"
You have 2 different people confused. Brook is a first time mother, in her 9th month of pregnancy.
It is a revolving door of men around that place.
She's hot, what can ya say! Men can't help themselves!
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B and I are going to be meeting up with his ex- wife and son
So is this the first "B"? Another "B"? What the hell? Where's her kids when she is out partying, going to concerts, meeting guys... In their "pirate" room with their "booty"?
I really feel bad for the kids here. What a terrible mess. It is a revolving door of men around that place. And to think, one day those boys will be out in the world dating. How will they treat women? Ugh.
And, as usual, there are the Peas giving her kudos and congratulating her on finding a new hard cock.
Unfreakinbelievable.
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2050420
They never learn.
They never learn.
And they think this is a problem exclusive to LDS? Or only LDS opinions count?
"And, as usual, there are the Peas giving her kudos and congratulating her on finding a new hard cock."
I don't see anywhere where she stated he is a lover. Did I miss something?
I can't beleive Chopped liver started another thread about boobs. She is seriously obsessed. Her intellectual range is talking about breasts or Joe.
Lauren: not everything is about you. Asking if we were waiting for an apology was really not necessary.
I can't beleive Chopped liver started another thread about boobs. She is seriously obsessed. Her intellectual range is talking about breasts or Joe.
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She must have seen me talk about her (Ol' Saggy Tits) and wanted to point out that hers are somehow normal and the VS models are freaks.
Take your brats out of trashy cheerleading competion and football before they break their necks and save your husband's hard earned money for a reduction and lift.
CL, your boobs are gross. Don't worry though, Joe will fuck you anyway.
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2051687
More LDS stuff. I think Mary is being passive agressive with this thread, seeing how the other one from last night got a sound tromping.
In regard to the changing music - why are they puzzled with these changes. The church changes their belief system and Book of Mormon at whim, why not songs?
WTF is up with eight? She has "Jolie" lips and "Britney" crotch? She is hard core into kink to much for Joe to handle...She is sure full of personal info today eh?
A recent photo of 8: http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/6012/83kg6.jpg
Mary Mary needs to get off the computer.
stfu lauren
Eight is so stupid. She posts a picture from when she was in high school and expects us to believe that is her now. Thanks Rosey for busting her, lol, too funny.
Hey Rosey,
how about posting the link to her blog for us.
I can NOT believe anyone said that mary mary is the funniest pea!
have they read her posts? sounds more like some popularity contest.
Anonymous said...
WTF is up with eight? She has "Jolie" lips and "Britney" crotch? She is hard core into kink to much for Joe to handle...She is sure full of personal info today eh?
4:49 PM
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She says she's into hardcore kink. She's all talk.
Blogger, have you see how many fucking times Hillary Heidelberg has posted all over the fucking internet how she won Memory Makers Master's contest. She THEN goes on and on how she is teaching her freaking class NYC Scraps. Then she is so "excited" that she received this huge box of CRAP from Memory Makers. "OMG LOOK HOW GREAT I AM" and then "I am going to be writing an article for the April Memory Makers and creating the layouts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
She thinks she has talent but she is no freaking Heidi Swapp or Becky Higgins. Get over yourself already.
Here are a couple of examples. Sorry I can't make them links.
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2051656
and http://willowtraders.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/viewtopic.php?t=42763
7:44, your post sounds like sour grapes. Just let her enjoy her moment. It won't kill yah. ;-)
joe won't fuck sam. remember he's a leg man
lauren: STFU and post a peanut praise, pat a pea on her back, say a positive thing....i dare you! but first you must fuck your ugly face and get over yourself first. because you have to love yourself first before others right? you pea-hater.
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2054017
I thought LDS didn't celebrate Christmas? Or is that Jehovah's Witness'? Are they the same thing?
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2054017
I thought LDS didn't celebrate Christmas? Or is that Jehovah's Witness'? Are they the same thing?
4:45 PM
It is a crazy cult started by a teenager, but yes, they celebrate Christmas. They are a pox on the name of Christianity.
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2055643
More LDS wackiness. They profess to keep Jesus in the center of their lives - yet they have no problem selling a man made idol of their church for a tree topper. So bizarre.
yet they have no problem selling a man made idol of their church for a tree topper. So bizarre.
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That's fucking weird. Wonder what Tom and Katie have on the top of their tree?
Aw shucks. I can't find the link to Meat's blog, and this one is boring!
while we are speaking of religion....holy hell, lauren posts a question on how to spell her own damn religion.
i have never seen such a stupid lawyer that cannot check dictionary.com
http://mmm-meat.blogspot.com/
The LDS ladies think this Moroni idol is fine on their sacred temples. Ever notice the LDS temples/meeting houses? No cross in sight.
You've missed this incredible pea :
http://tinyurl.com/y5lf59
oops : here it is
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2048789#17233148
Ssssssssssshhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it from a good source that fluer is preggo.
Ssssssssssshhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it from a good source that fluer is preggo.
She is 60. Good trick.
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2057934
Steph, you weren't married to the man. Stop calling him your husband.
Evidently, she does have an ex-husband. Seems she's not referring to the guy she recently broke up with.
Evidently, she does have an ex-husband. Seems she's not referring to the guy she recently broke up with.
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I don't know how she keeps track of all those men anyway.
Obilio has a new GF. Could it be? A Pea?
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2058146#17255256
The house in this picture is NOT the house that Cara showed pictures of when she was buying her house. Does anyone else remember this house as one of the ones she was looking at? Me thinks Cara is a big fat liar.
Obilio has a new GF. Could it be? A Pea?
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yep and it's dark helmet, a.k.a. ashley nicole blech!
LOL! I have an idea on who it is. A certain new poster unless that is Anna Nichole's second Pea account
Can someone inform me about some of the people that everyone hates so much? I have no idea who these people are.
Blogger, have you see how many fucking times Hillary Heidelberg has posted all over the fucking internet how she won Memory Makers Master's contest. She THEN goes on and on how she is teaching her freaking class NYC Scraps. Then she is so "excited" that she received this huge box of CRAP from Memory Makers. "OMG LOOK HOW GREAT I AM" and then "I am going to be writing an article for the April Memory Makers and creating the layouts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
OMG. I know, her stuff totally sucks! U-G-L-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder what carpet she was munching on to win that stupid contest???????????
Get a grip 2:27.
Her layouts are pretty nice. Clean and graphic. Everyone who entered that MM contest hoped to win and she was one of the handful that did. I say good for her. Why shouldn't she able to talk about it. I know I would if I won. And writing an article with accompanying layouts sounds like fun too.
What's the big deal? At least the woman is out there working on a creative interest and apparently getting results.
How are you spending your time... I mean besides being mean on this board.
Yeah, that's what I thought. That explains it.
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