Thursday, December 07, 2006

Proof You Can't Take The Trash Out Of The Girl

First of all, it is wood and paint people. Do any of you know how to color? It's the same thing. It's really not that hard. You should try it some time.

Secondly, I can't believe you put that kind of crap in front of such a nice house. Are you going to decorate the outside of your house to match the trash in the front yard? Congratulations, you have now officially reached Keri status.

166 Comments:

At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't care about that but what is amusing is the catfight between her and lauren. buhwahaaha

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jealous much.

 
At 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the fuck cares about alan rickman and the copyrights infrigment.....as long as fuck face got rid of fuck face man, 2 peas is in a better place....

 
At 4:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG! That is so freakin' tacky!

Jeeeeezzzzzuuuuuus! I think I hear Mr. Shulcz spinning in his grave!

 
At 4:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watching them bicker, I am torn in trying to figure out who I dislike more.

 
At 5:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am surprised that such a display is allowed in a nice neighborhood. I bet her neighbors are already calling their Realtor to list the minute those characters come down from the yard.

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's so bad about it? It's not like she did a crappy job of it! I'd rather see something like that than the 50 billion watt blubs some people put up.

 
At 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, 2:58, he's back. Guess you'll just have to suffer.

 
At 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's tacky! and doesn't match her nice house.

 
At 9:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're standing in front of the hand-painted yard crap and clap your hands, do the colorful lights come on and play digitized Jingle Bells too?

 
At 10:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people need to get a life!!! Are you so jealous of talented people that you have to tear them apart? What can't you scrap your way out of a wet paper bag?

Grow up and try taking some nice pills for a change.

 
At 11:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, it just floors me when people to go so much trouble to be mean. Is your time worth so little that you spend it this way? That's very pitiful and sad, I'm glad there is no one like you in my life.

 
At 11:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lauren is just jealous that her housing project (oops I mean apartment complex) doesn't allow big Christmas decorations.

Geesh, some people will bitch about almost anything.

 
At 3:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's bitchy women like you that make me glad I'm friends with men

 
At 5:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmbo, goooooo lauren!!! too funny! and um, those peanuts guys are damn scary looking, eek!

 
At 8:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, 2:58, he's back. Guess you'll just have to suffer.
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nahh......my siggies are turned off......thank GOD

 
At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the TWS stuff going on, you choose to rant on about Cara's Peanuts characters?

Uh...okay.

 
At 10:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like she took a picture of her house and photoshoped the Peanuts Characters in to me.

 
At 12:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And here comes justification from her fellow rich bitch.

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2059862

 
At 12:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cara from Tx felt the need to start a post about how she has "no desire to keep up with the Joneses." Are you kidding me? Isn't she the one who was posting those pictures of her freaking gigantic mansion a while back? What a hypocrite.

 
At 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like she took a picture of her house and photoshoped the Peanuts Characters in to me.



That is the first thing I thought too. The pictures look faked or off some how.

 
At 2:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And here comes justification from her fellow rich bitch.
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She still doesn't get it does she. We're not jealous of Cara's house. We think the decorations are tacky and don't belong in such a nice house.

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually think they look cute. I'm not a fan of frontyard cards like this, but I like these. She did a really nice job. You should see the ones my neighbor put out!

 
At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to interrupt, but major drama starting to unfold at the "Pub". These bitches are so pathetic! The troll is only telling the truth??????????????


http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2060104

 
At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Girl, I had a glass of wine while getting my nails done.....at 11:30! Go ahead...one glass won't have you stumbling around.
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At 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If its true that Cara is engaging in copyright infringement, then where is the number to report this?

I would love to her ass in jail!

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't have anything better to do than try to figure out how to turn in Cara over her yard art? **snort**

 
At 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Cara was'nt such a snot, people likely would have overlooked the copyright thing.

No need to feel sorry for her, she is reaping what she sows!

 
At 8:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'll root for cara anytime it's between her and lauren.

lauren is mean. she needs a dildo and actually use it. that is if she knows how or will she post a thread asking how to operate that? just like she asked how to spell her religion. hello!? use a fucking dictionary

 
At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lauren is mean. she needs a dildo and actually use it. that is if she knows how or will she post a thread asking how to operate that? just like she asked how to spell her religion. hello!? use a fucking dictionary

No shit! That women needs to get laid, but I'm betting there isn't a man on earth that would want to. Yuck! I'll bet she's pretty skanky.

 
At 10:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like she took a picture of her house and photoshoped the Peanuts Characters in to me.

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That's what I think too. The 2peas people are too stupid to realize it. Cara's playing them.

 
At 11:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was funny that Lauren said she was living in an apartment because she was frugal, not poor. Apartments suck, and you're throwing your money away. Not everyone can afford a house, but if she can't get decent work as a lawyer or a teacher she's just a fucking loser.

 
At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Cara. I think she did a great job. Lauren can go to hell.

 
At 11:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

from anon 11:35--> "I think she did a great job."
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ITA with you on this. She did manage to bullshit many peas into believing she did that work herself, instead of admitting she used photo editing software! LMAO!!

 
At 9:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take lauren any day over Cara.

Even though it's cool seeing pics of her house, Cara's constant explaining about how poor they were when they started out is getting old.

Most of us are out there working just as hard, and have simular beginnings, so she's not near as "special" as she thinks she is.

If Lauren wasn't a part of 2 peas, it would be boring there.

 
At 11:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cara = passive agressive at it's finest

Lauren = blunt, and at times, bitchy, but at least you know where you stand.

I choose Lauren.

 
At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was photo shopped too but she has pictures now of the backs of them and you can see they are real from the back, you can even see the paint through the wood.

 
At 9:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was funny that Lauren said she was living in an apartment because she was frugal, not poor. Apartments suck, and you're throwing your money away. Not everyone can afford a house, but if she can't get decent work as a lawyer or a teacher she's just a fucking loser.
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She lived in a house before she moved to FL. What did she do with the money from the sale of that house?

 
At 10:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does it matter to you people what Lauren, Cara, Keri or anyone else is doing?

I think it's pathetic that you spend so much time thinking about them, talking about them and making up shit about them. They sure as shit aren't wasting any of their time thinking about you.

So who's really the losers? Hint: it's not them *smirk*

 
At 8:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's pathetic that you spend so much time thinking about them,

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So much time? Took me about 30 seconds to catch up on this blog and make this post. How much time did you spend here? Guess that makes us both pathetic!

 
At 12:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Cara's posted the "backs" of her signs huh?

Does anyone here still believe she does not read this blog?

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone here still believe she does not read this blog?

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Nah, I never believe it. Still find it hard to believe those pictures weren't photoshopped. I'd have to see the backs of them.

 
At 12:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how many times does cara have to tell us she never had anything and shes the true rags to riches story and now she has a big ass house with her and her special guy....every 3 months we get that update.

"hey, im showing off xyz, but i was poor! i was poor and now im FILTHY RICH!"

who the hell cares?

 
At 6:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think she's really all that wealthy. And money certainly doesn't buy class or taste. Have you seen pictures of the inside of her house? TACKY!!!!

 
At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@anon12:33
Do you think perhaps the "back" photos are courtesy of Photoshop?

Her avatar definitely looks like the end of a donkey!

 
At 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Photoa of the inside of her house?!?! Please share the link. :)

 
At 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like she took a picture of her house and photoshoped the Peanuts Characters in to me.



That is the first thing I thought too. The pictures look faked or off some how.
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I thought so too. If they are real, do you think she really made them. They look professionally done.

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are some people convinced that it is clever or cute to put things like "ball virgin" in a thread title?

Such GEEKS!

 
At 7:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know for sure if Slower Joe (or whatever his name is) is gay? He sure acts like one.

 
At 8:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know for sure if Slower Joe (or whatever his name is) is gay? He sure acts like one.

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I don't think he has ever "came out" on 2peas but I think he is as queer as a $2.00 bill. Did you ever see some of those chicks in the picturew with him? Definitely a case of a gay guy being "best Friends" with the chicks. Also, why the hell else would a "normal, straight" guy be hanging out on a scrapbooking board!

 
At 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2065534

WTF?!?! She sends a sippy cup to school with her kid!! Why don't she just stamp "Sissy ass" on his forehead!

 
At 10:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Also, why the hell else would a "normal, straight" guy be hanging out on a scrapbooking board!"

^^^^ If he was actually a scrapper, we can overlook this...however...


Has any pea actually ever met him? I heard that he is friends with one of the other pea guys.

 
At 2:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know for sure if Slower Joe (or whatever his name is) is gay? He sure acts like one.

He's a total gay rod and a dork to boot! Oh and ugly!

 
At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Cara was'nt such a snot, people likely would have overlooked the copyright thing.

She's not that bad. I can think of a couple of other people who are snots like that cunt Kristina Contes (labelwhore). She likes to think she has class by shopping at "Prada." What a phony ass bitch!

Another cunt is Caroline Ikeji (hyperstarre) she's such a fucking ass kissing follower it's pathetic! If I have to stare at that ugly ass brat she keeps making lo's about, I'm going to throw up!

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy crap, that's totally fake, but the house is gorgeous.

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about can't take the trash out of the girl, look at this 35 year old groupie whore. I promise "ladies" you will get a laugh out of this one!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7932149

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are the most gaudy, butt-ugly xmas decorations I think I've ever seen.

Not to mention the worst photo-shop jobs I've seen in a while.

Nice try Cara.

 
At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about can't take the trash out of the girl, look at this 35 year old groupie whore. I promise "ladies" you will get a laugh out of this one!

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Yeah - OK. Talk about jealousy!! I WISH I could still go out and party like that, and I'm 34.

You just a jealous, stay at home fat bitch mother whose husband won't go near you because you smell like low-tide. LOL

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just a jealous, stay at home fat bitch mother whose husband won't go near you because you smell like low-tide. LOL

White trash at its best! LOL!

 
At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah - OK. Talk about jealousy!! I WISH I could still go out and party like that, and I'm 34.


Wow, you sound like such a classy woman, do you talk to everyone that way, your mamma needs to wash your mouth out with soap? Oh what am I talking about, you sound like you live in a bar. I can just picture you: smoke in one hand and a Miller Lite in the other, brassy blonde hair with roots an inch thick, clothing that is 5 years old, skanky and skinny, and hitting on every loser in the place, yea you're really classy! LOL!

 
At 7:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

salserita92: Woman get rid of that picture!!!! You are not the least bit attractive in it. Lord help me! That is bad.

 
At 7:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

salserita92: Woman get rid of that picture!!!! You are not the least bit attractive in it. Lord help me! That is bad.

Hey, leave her alone. She's a nice chicka!

 
At 7:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hyperstarre" is not a bad person, IMO. Her LOs sometimes confuse me, esp the color schemes.

What I think is stupid are the peas who constantly scrap about themselves, the digi peas especially!

 
At 9:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never said she wasn't nice.
I said that picture doesn't do her justice. It is really bad.

 
At 11:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't believe that the post about shelly49's son and his juice box issue was pulled! some of the crap that is posted on nsbr just goes on and on, but that post - it gets pulled. go figure.

 
At 11:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
i can't believe that the post about shelly49's son and his juice box issue was pulled! some of the crap that is posted on nsbr just goes on and on, but that post - it gets pulled. go figure.

11:53 PM

Her son is not the special one, kwim?

 
At 10:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2065841

Monique, face it. You aren't witty or funny, you are mean.
Notice how no one is really stepping up to the plate to defend you here?

 
At 1:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I think is stupid are the peas who constantly scrap about themselves, the digi peas especially!

I know! There is nothing wrong about scrapping about yourself, but it gets ridiculous when it's about some over the top topic like Hyperstarre scrapping about snowcones or about school over and over again. Speaking of Kristina Contes (poster above), she IS the worst offender of self-absorbency. If I have to look at another cheesy photo of her on one of her stupid lo's I'm going to vomit! Who takes those chessy photos anyway?

I never said she wasn't nice.
I said that picture doesn't do her justice. It is really bad.

Yes, it's a bad photo, but it's supposed to look like that.

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique, face it. You aren't witty or funny, you are mean.
Notice how no one is really stepping up to the plate to defend you here?

She nothing more than a fat cow that hides behind a computer. I bet she a pussy in real life when push comes to shove.

 
At 2:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of labelwhore, the pub skanks are all kissing her ass right now. Does she literally think she is God's gift to scrapbooking??????????????? What a bitch.

 
At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Janelle Richmond is a fatass, big-nosed heifer who was whining and crying about someone "scraplifting" one of her lo's and entering this into a contest.

I have three words for you fatass: GET OVER YOURSELF! Your shit SUCKS! Anyone can tear a piece of paper and add a strip of paper to that.

I FUCKING HATE THE WHOLE SCRAPLIFTING TERM TOO!

 
At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of labelwhore, the pub skanks are all kissing her ass right now. Does she literally think she is God's gift to scrapbooking??????????????? What a bitch.

I saw what you were talking about. Who applogizes for posting too many layouts?????? Is she begging for praise? What a snot.

 
At 7:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
i can't believe that the post about shelly49's son and his juice box issue was pulled!

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What did it get pulled for? I missed it.

 
At 7:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2068026

Another case of being too stupid to reproduce. Don't these dumbasses understand that babies don't sleep though the night? At least once a week there is a post on 2peas from some mother whining about their baby not sleeping at night. What the hell did they think? These stupid bitches don't want to be inconvenienced by motherhood AT ALL!

 
At 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like 2pees..it's always good for a cheap laugh!

 
At 8:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

These stupid bitches don't want to be inconvenienced by motherhood AT ALL!

I was just talking to someone about that. I think most women have kids because they think it's the perfect potion to happiness or to trap the loser they are dating or married to. Have kids because you want to not because society dictates you to do so. FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

The fucking spick bitch my BIL is married to trapped him by getting preggo 2 months after they were dating. Is this what spick women usually do???????? Find some white guy to marry and have kids with so they can lay their fat asses around all day?

 
At 11:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@anon8:30
Did your BIL use a condom?

I don't think this behavior is limited to only certain ethnic groups. Trailer trash is still garbage, no matter who it is.

 
At 10:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@anon8:30
Did your BIL use a condom?

I don't think this behavior is limited to only certain ethnic groups. Trailer trash is still garbage, no matter who it is.

Probably not, you know how men are? They can't feel anything if they slap a rubber on. Regarding ethnic groups, there was a thread on the NSBR regarding Latina women and there quest to marry white guys so they can lay around all day and have kids. I think this is very true. My BIL's wife is a scamming bitch and their kid is ugly to boot. I try to avoid them as much as possible.

 
At 3:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably not, you know how men are? They can't feel anything if they slap a rubber on. Regarding ethnic groups, there was a thread on the NSBR regarding Latina women and there quest to marry white guys so they can lay around all day and have kids. I think this is very true. My BIL's wife is a scamming bitch and their kid is ugly to boot. I try to avoid them as much as possible.

10:52 AM

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I'm latina, and have mostly latina friends and none of us married outside our race let alone had bastard children.

There's trash in all races and all walks of life.

 
At 7:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Janelle Richmond is a fatass, big-nosed heifer who was whining and crying about someone "scraplifting" one of her lo's and entering this into a contest.

I have three words for you fatass: GET OVER YOURSELF! Your shit SUCKS! Anyone can tear a piece of paper and add a strip of paper to that.

I FUCKING HATE THE WHOLE SCRAPLIFTING TERM TOO!

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I can not stand her and her diva scrap attitude ever since she blatantly copied a layout of mine, and she was supposed to be on a DT. I contacted that site owner and Janelle got all pissy about it. Maybe she shouldn't have CASED my layout!!!

 
At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can not stand her and her diva scrap attitude ever since she blatantly copied a layout of mine, and she was supposed to be on a DT. I contacted that site owner and Janelle got all pissy about it. Maybe she shouldn't have CASED my layout!!!

There is a lot of Pub people who have major diva attitudes. To the above poster, is Janelle the one that blamed you on stealing her lo's? Janelle really needs to get over herself and so should most of the other bitches on Two Peas that think they are better than everyone else.

Does anyone out there have any gossip on the "Dare" broads? It seems to me that their 15 minutes of fame is up finally. It's a little boring now.............Now there is some ugly ass broad named Jamaica whose twat they are twiddling now.

 
At 10:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's trash in all races and all walks of life.

Amen to that! Watch COPS, there is plenty of white trash, wipey box kicking mongaloyds for everyone to enjoy!

 
At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you sound like such a classy woman, do you talk to everyone that way, your mamma needs to wash your mouth out with soap? Oh what am I talking about, you sound like you live in a bar. I can just picture you: smoke in one hand and a Miller Lite in the other, brassy blonde hair with roots an inch thick, clothing that is 5 years old, skanky and skinny, and hitting on every loser in the place, yea you're really classy! LOL!


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Well, you did do a nice try about having a 'vision' of what you perceive me as. But very, very sorry -you are pathetically incorrect.

I am thin, black hair, yes I do like Miller Lite, and hell, I do smoke - shit, you were right about that...LOL... however - I am not no skank, and actually it was the other way around whenever I was in a bar - all the losers were hitting on ME.

And I am happy to report that they all got turned DOWN. But hell, it's not easy being a sexy chick.

And my 'vision' of you still remains the same - a jealous fat sahm whose husband wants nothing to do with you because you're so fucking lazy you may shower maybe once or twice a week and smell like low-tide.

Jealous fat bitch. Man, the truth hurts, doesn't it? LOL

 
At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do smoke - shit, you were right about that...LOL... however - I am not no skank
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Sorry, if you smoke, you are automatically a low-class skank. Also saying you are "not no" skank just seals the deal. Next!

 
At 4:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, if you smoke, you are automatically a low-class skank. Also saying you are "not no" skank just seals the deal. Next!


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I bet your husband wouldn't mind how much I smoke.....LOL

Not only do you act like a nasty fat smelly sahm, you remind me of one of those freaks that stand on the side of the road holding one of those blown up posters of the baby cut into pieces.

Your just a smelly fat jealous judgemental bitch....NOW we may move on...LOL

 
At 7:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also saying you are "not no" skank just seals the deal. Next!

Ha ha, I was going to say the same thing! Maybe you should have paid attention in school instead of sucking off the losers underneath the bleachers. Whore............

 
At 7:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like she took a picture of her house and photoshoped the Peanuts Characters in to me.


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That is what I think too... they dont look real at all.

 
At 9:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the skank really thinks she is talking to the same person over and over. Smoking is a trailer trash habit and you sound like a 10th grade dropout with a limited vocabulary and no prospect of pulling yourself out of the gutter.

I pity you, dearie. Get back in your rusty Camaro and go down to Wal-Mart to get yourself more cheap smokes and hairspray.

 
At 10:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a lot of Pub people who have major diva attitudes. To the above poster, is Janelle the one that blamed you on stealing her lo's? Janelle really needs to get over herself and so should most of the other bitches on Two Peas that think they are better than everyone else.


I never go the pub since I find it way to prep school. I don't know who Janelle was whining about, although I doubt it was me since I don't like her style at all. Plus seriously even if I did like her style I would rather hit myself over the head than copy HER!

 
At 6:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet your husband wouldn't mind how much I smoke.....LOL

Not only do you act like a nasty fat smelly sahm, you remind me of one of those freaks that stand on the side of the road holding one of those blown up posters of the baby cut into pieces.

Your just a smelly fat jealous judgemental bitch....NOW we may move on...LOL

4:11 PM
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LOL. The only men who wouldn't mind you smoking are the nasty ass snuff rubbing skanks that are in your league....not mine.

I'm sure the reason you have so much hate for those sign holding people is because you are tired of seeing them everytime your whore ass goes to the abortion clinic several times a year after hitting all the crusty beer joints in your hick hometown.

You are thin with black hair, huh? Black hair??? Black hair??? LOL! But you're "not no skank"? Um, ok.

I just love how all bar hopping, cigarette smoking skanks think all SAHM are fat lazy women whose husband doesn't love them. LOL. You just keep on working your nice little retail minimum wage earning job and don't worry, one of these days, I'm sure you'll get to be a sahm mom too. Although, you'll be the single sahm who lives off of her food stamps and welfare checks. But lucky you....you can buy cigarettes and beer if you want to.

I am a working married woman who doesn't have children..yet. Trust me, I'd rather be a sahm than a nasty runaround slut like yourself.

 
At 7:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet your husband wouldn't mind how much I smoke.....LOL

Not only do you act like a nasty fat smelly sahm, you remind me of one of those freaks that stand on the side of the road holding one of those blown up posters of the baby cut into pieces.

Your just a smelly fat jealous judgemental bitch....NOW we may move on...LOL

4:11 PM
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LOL. The only men who wouldn't mind you smoking are the nasty ass snuff rubbing skanks that are in your league....not mine.

I'm sure the reason you have so much hate for those sign holding people is because you are tired of seeing them everytime your whore ass goes to the abortion clinic several times a year after hitting all the crusty beer joints in your hick hometown.

You are thin with black hair, huh? Black hair??? Black hair??? LOL! But you're "not no skank"? Um, ok.

I just love how all bar hopping, cigarette smoking skanks think all SAHM are fat lazy women whose husband doesn't love them. LOL. You just keep on working your nice little retail minimum wage earning job and don't worry, one of these days, I'm sure you'll get to be a sahm mom too. Although, you'll be the single sahm who lives off of her food stamps and welfare checks. But lucky you....you can buy cigarettes and beer if you want to.

I am a working married woman who doesn't have children..yet. Trust me, I'd rather be a sahm than a nasty runaround slut like yourself.

 
At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SkankStanley took her kids out of her siggie and put up a picture of her whoring around with her tobacco chewing booty callers, and she's quoted Kurt Cobain.

WoooWeeee, that women is full of class!!! It just warms my heart at Christmas.

 
At 10:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you want to talk about racism and white trash, you should lash at lauren. she is such a racist....i can't believe peas like her....buhwahah.

 
At 2:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a working married woman who doesn't have children..yet. Trust me, I'd rather be a sahm than a nasty runaround slut like yourself.


I second that motion. The "skank" has probably been on a few episodes of COPS already. Just give her a few years, she will be wearing a Tweety Bird shirt, no shoes, fat, spandex shorts, and having a domestic dispute with some beer chugging low-life that lives in a trailer park. Ha Ha Ha!

 
At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya know who is one U-G-L-Y bitch is babygotscraps! Damn is she one ugly woman! She looks like a zombie! YIKES!

 
At 6:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a working married woman who doesn't have children..yet. Trust me, I'd rather be a sahm than a nasty runaround slut like yourself.


I second that motion. The "skank" has probably been on a few episodes of COPS already. Just give her a few years, she will be wearing a Tweety Bird shirt, no shoes, fat, spandex shorts, and having a domestic dispute with some beer chugging low-life that lives in a trailer park. Ha Ha Ha!


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Jealousy is extremely unbecoming...

It's so obvious that both these cows are just dreaming of a life they wish they had.

I wouldn't portray someone as a 'skank' because they like to smoke, stay in shape and get laid.

I saw the pics of the woman on the myspace page and she is very attractive - and big deal if she likes to hang at bars and get laid.

That's called living a life you WISH you two had.

You just don't have the looks, attitude or the BALLS to actually get out of the house - unless you're at the food store spending your foodstamp money or Walmart buying your dirty snot-nose brats clothes on the 70% off rack.

Jealousy....LOL

 
At 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't portray someone as a 'skank' because they like to smoke, stay in shape and get laid.

I saw the pics of the woman on the myspace page and she is very attractive - and big deal if she likes to hang at bars and get laid.
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Actually, I WOULD protray someone who smokes as a skank. I stay in shape and I get laid but no, I don't smoke. It's nasty.

And if you think StephSTandly is attractive and stays in shape, then God help you!! LOL!! That fat midget pig is anything but attractive. You saw the men in her photos. IF those are the kind of men you want to attract, then go for it. LMAO! Trust me, I am not jealous of you or your standards.

 
At 11:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the best gift we all got this year was Seanna being banned!

Of course, it should have happened sooner, but at least it happened!

She is a douchebag who FINALLY got what she deserved!!

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if you think StephSTandly is attractive and stays in shape, then God help you!! LOL!! That fat midget pig is anything but attractive. You saw the men in her photos. IF those are the kind of men you want to attract, then go for it. LMAO! Trust me, I am not jealous of you or your standards.

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You are nothing but a stupid fuck-face idiot. You don't even know what you are talking about - LOL!!

Get that bike pump out and put some more air in that hole that your shoulders appear to house....LOL

What a dumbass you are. For REAL. LOL

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya know who is uglier than stephstanley? miss lawyer lauren or is it math teacher?

 
At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the pics of the woman on the myspace page and she is very attractive - and big deal if she likes to hang at bars and get laid.

Now don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong about going to a bar once-in-a-while, but being 35 years old and "hanging out" at bars????????? Sorry, but drinking every night, smoking, and having promiscuous sex all of the time will catch up with you eventually.

 
At 3:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just don't have the looks, attitude or the BALLS to actually get out of the house - unless you're at the food store spending your foodstamp money or Walmart buying your dirty snot-nose brats clothes on the 70% off rack.

Sounds like you trailer trash! Who the fuck are you anyway???????? You sound like you're 15 years old. Go smoke another one skank! Or better yet, go wash your greasy black hair....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
At 3:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just don't have the looks, attitude or the BALLS

Neither do you since you too have to post ANON. Come on bitch show us who you really are since you think you have BALLS.........

 
At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - there are some freak-show, jealous psycho wenches on here.

Up the meds, cows, you are definately not getting the proper dosage.

 
At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the best gift we all got this year was Seanna being banned!

Of course, it should have happened sooner, but at least it happened!

She is a douchebag who FINALLY got what she deserved!!



ITA

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

note to lauren: shut the fuck up. who cares about what you think about what the government should or should not do. get a life. read a book, show a decoration from your home, talk about what you are grateful for.

note to anna: stop kissing lauren's fat ass. you just don't want to be on lauren's bad peas list.

 
At 7:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Santa:

Pleas take Ruth's computer away when you visit her house.
Thank you.

 
At 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2071376

really? I think she looks like she has something wrong with her.

 
At 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a goody. Some idiot complaining how tacky it is to receive a gc for a restaurant. Honest to God, are people that ungrateful in the world today?????? Some women are the biggest whiners!

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2067425

 
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy, here's another.

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2072211

 
At 3:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon2:36,
That is tacky. I am suprised an adult would show a lack of manners!

 
At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today is a hot one for 2pees trainwrecks. There are a couple in NSBR and in Scrapper Central!

Who said Wednesdays are boring??

LOL!!!

 
At 5:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously is this baby having trouble getting oxygen? It's lips are purple around them!
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2072789

 
At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are nothing but a stupid fuck-face idiot. You don't even know what you are talking about - LOL!!

Get that bike pump out and put some more air in that hole that your shoulders appear to house....LOL

What a dumbass you are. For REAL. LOL

12:21 PM
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LMAO!! What do you mean I don't know what I'm talking about? I've seen MANY pictures of Steph Stanley and I've many pictures of her "boyfriends". They are all nasty and ugly as hell. Who are you, one of Stephs Copenhagen rubbing redneck lovers?

 
At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2073420

This person has a very good point and I love how all the NSBR do-gooders have to yell about how MEAN this person is. These cunts are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical bitches. Get the fuck out of the scooter, ya fat fuck Americans!

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!! What do you mean I don't know what I'm talking about? I've seen MANY pictures of Steph Stanley and I've many pictures of her "boyfriends". They are all nasty and ugly as hell. Who are you, one of Stephs Copenhagen rubbing redneck lovers?


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Like I said before...you a dumb fuckin bitch.

I wasn't speaking of STEPH STANLEY you dipshit.

I was talking about the original myspace pics of someone TOTALLY different.

Fuckin ay, man. You are one DUMB BITCH. LOL

 
At 12:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I could find this house and take a massive dump on the front doorstep

 
At 8:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess we know Steph posts on this blog. LMAO!

Hey Steph, you're a nasty ho.

 
At 8:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess we know Steph posts on this blog. LMAO!

Hey Steph, you're a nasty ho.

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like I said before...you a dumb fuckin bitch.

I wasn't speaking of STEPH STANLEY you dipshit.

I was talking about the original myspace pics of someone TOTALLY different.

Fuckin ay, man. You are one DUMB BITCH. LOL

3:30 PM
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We've been talking about Steph Stanley.

Obviously someone's child has "found" this blog. Go back and play on MySpace now, ok honey????

 
At 9:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2074964

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WTH?!?! I guess Vette's hubby was screwing around after all? Wonder where all the self-righteous Mormons are, telling her she should 'work it out", "stand by your man"

 
At 10:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does "ADJKLMSW" mean? I have always wondered.

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It just stands for the first initial of the chicks that usually chat on that thread. That's all. Most of them live in the same area, and they seem like a fun group.

 
At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kaboose should change "NSBR" to "Desperate Trailerwives."

At least 80% of the women fit that title perfectly!

 
At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn no new post in 18 days, no wonder this blog is dead. Everyone is over at Meat's blog:
http://mmm-meat.blogspot.com/

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meat lives in San Jose, California.

Pea detectives knock yourselves out

 
At 12:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been gone a while and wondered if Manda is still with Gram or whatever --the bald guy?

 
At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it was photo software how do you explain all the other pics? the ones before the paintings, the backs of them and so on??

 
At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOCKMONKEY COMPLETELY SUCKS ASS!!!!
If I could find her, I'd hit her so hard her dead relatives would feel it.

 
At 1:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think cherryeye is Seanna.

 
At 12:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merritt

 
At 9:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which guy is MeatPopsicle?

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Lauren is too busy with that new granddaughter to come and update her blog.

 
At 8:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we start a bag on mamadep post please?!

 
At 11:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geesh, the 3 scrapbook gossip blogs I go to (THS, ASC, and this one) the bloggers just gave up. What the heck is going on?

Any other blogs like this that are up & runnin?

 
At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is a hoot! I love it. Keep it coming!

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what are the links to the other 2peas gossip blogs? the girls on nsbr are tight lipped about them. i don't know what they're so scared of

 
At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess this blogger ran away. Too bad she will never get credit!

 
At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The blogger is dead!

 
At 6:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The blogger fake killed herself.

ETA: The word verification is soupnz. Soup Nazi? funny

 
At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Helloooooooooooooo?

 
At 11:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

guess meatpopsicle wins?

 
At 12:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's hope that Cheney isn't really out to lunch, that he's just playing politics. A conservative friend reminded me the other day that all the White House has left, in terms of public support, is the hard-line Republican right. Let's hope Cheney is just tossing out red meat to keep these stalwarts on the team.

 
At 7:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

New post space?

 
At 11:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Put your peas in a pipe blog went down in flames. WTF is with these lame bloggers?

 
At 7:23 PM, Blogger scrapbookingsucks said...

way to funny

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well this one is still here.

 
At 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Fern posted that this one was gone. I guess it's no surprise that she failed the bar. She can't think her way out of a paper sack.

I'll bet she failed the exam she took in Feb too. She's a mental lightweight.

 
At 9:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

scrapsmack.blogspot.com
is still open

 
At 12:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...where am i going to talk about my love for SASS...??? oh sassy sassy leca, i miss you so....


i miss you so...


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At 1:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is going to start a new blog? how's about calling it Fat Fuck Anonymous

 
At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meat deleted his blog. Can you start posting again here?

 
At 11:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can post here all you like but unless AZZ comes back to give us new space, the comment section will balloon out of control and we'll never get fresh space to post. After about 800 comments, the comment page loads slower than shit.

 
At 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's still here?

 
At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got an email with the scoop on the now defunct MEAT BLOG. I have by good athority (a close friend of Brandi when she posted on 2peas)

Meat= Riley
Mrs. Meat= Brandi

The cybersex that used to go on @ Meat's blog was between Brandi & Steph the skank + a few other horny peas. Meat was turned on by this and joined in. It was no longer done on the blog instead it was done through IM. Eventually, Mrs Meat got tired of the cybersex and put an end to it. She only thought she put an end to it. Steph & Riley continued (possily on webcam.) Mrs Meat found out and that was the end of the blog and all of Meat's internet time.

I cannot verify as I don't actually know Meat or Mrs Meat. I do trust the person that told me. You might be wondering why a so-called friend of Brandi would spread such things... let's just say that Brandi burned a lot of bridges on 2peas (which is why she no longer comes around) and quite a few people take amusement in her misery.

Still don't believe me... check out Brandi's myspace account. She is no longer friends with Steph.

 
At 8:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what Seanna is going to do now that the Meat Blog is gone.

 
At 10:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still don't believe me... check out Brandi's myspace account. She is no longer friends with Steph.

Brandi and Steph are still on each others myspace friends list. Your proof is therefore invalid. I think your entire post is full of shit and you are just trying to start rumors.

 
At 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That isn't the myspace account Steph uses anymore. I dare you to post to 2peas and ask where Brandi is. You'll find that nobody cares anymore.... wonder why?

 
At 5:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone should ask chopped liver how brandie is? I heard the same thing about steph, riley, & brandie. I don't know about them being mr & mrs meat, but I heard about the cybersex.

i notice mrs meat is posting again looks like she just wanted to fuck with all the bloggers

 
At 10:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's not the myspace that Steph uses, why is she always posting bulletins to it? I'm one of her 500 or so friends on it. You are so full of shit.

 
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet you feel special being one of Steph's friends? Does that get you to the front of the line at the free clinic?

 
At 4:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://scumof2peas.blogspot.com

april 2007

Its where the shits at

 
At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On May 27th at 6am PDT we can all check the California Bar Exam pass list to see if Fern passed this time. My bet is that she won't.

 
At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stumbled upon this blog when I googled "Mamadep(bitch from The Nest) am just wondering... what are you all talking about? Are these discussions about a message forum? Can someone post with a link?

I'm sooooooooo curious!!!!!!!

 

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