To The Anonymous Poster
(that should narrow it down)
Anonymous poster said:
Um, dude. Do you mean to tell me you think there are "groups" of women reading this blog and discussing it? I find that wildly unlikely. It's good, just not that good. I wish I could pat your cute little head and make you feel better. So you didn't have so much pent up hostility. Maybe you just need a sweet little lady in your life to make you feel better. :)
Sorry to disappoint you, but I do believe there are groups of people reading the blog. You know why I think that? Because every time I check my stats there has been anywhere from 55 to 108 people viewing the blog at the same time (right now there are 65 viewing it). Also, there have been several visitors who have gotten here via an email link. And there have also been 42 referrals to my site from 5 different blogs and 26 referrals from 3 different message boards (not including 2 peas). My stats only show details for the last 100 visitors so since the site has been averaging nearly 2,000 hits a day, I am sure there are more referrals from places I am not cathing. So yeah I think it is safe to assume that people are discussing the blog.
Let's thank the Lord for the internet which keeps people like you from actually touching people like myself.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 3:20 PM
48 comments
48 Comments:
oh please, that bitch is just bitter she didn't come up with this idea first... lol.
you are such a stud. you better watch out, you are getting all us flabby middle aged housewives WET with your stats.
I email my friends to read the comments here all the time!
I think the owner of this blog should sell advertising. Did you see those stats? WOW I would sit through a few pop-ups for a dose of 2 Peas In My Ass.
Somebody is living in denial if they don't think groups are reading this blog. I know a group of my friends that are and are loving it. Keep up the good work.
"Let's thank the Lord for the internet which keeps people like you from actually touching people like myself."
seriously, you need to try some human contact. that blow up doll of yours is looking a bit shabby.
Who's betting that this is Joe's blog, part II?
me
I really don't think this is a guy's blog. I would be willing to wager $100.
"Let's thank the Lord for the internet which keeps people like you from actually touching people like myself."
LMAO Hilarious.
I don't think Joe would care about these domestic issues.
Don't ya know someone is just dying to post on the NSBR board.. . ."Hey check out the updates on the 2 Peas in My Ass" blog.
I think it's a guys blog. I think it's a guy who's mommy didn't pay attention to him while he was growing up. I think he is lonely and has a few odd fetishes, which may include whacking off into a vacuum cleaner hose while reading scrapbooking message boards.
"Don't ya know someone is just dying to post on the NSBR board.. . ."Hey check out the updates on the 2 Peas in My Ass" blog."
I always am! lol
I think we have a runner up to Steffie in the pathetic category.
Ok, your blog was really entertaining to begin with, but the whole defending yourself and responding to accusations - not so much. Either do what you're going to do and ignore the comments, or don't do it at all. It's getting really boring.
" Who's betting that this is Joe's blog, part II?"
Come on...Joe's blog is nowhere near as good as this one!
Yes, defending yourself over some anonymous posters opinion is pretty lame. I think you had a blog about that very subject in fact.
total PVM LMAO
Truly, you are spending way too much time sticking up for yourself here. Remember this is not twopeas. This is yours. Do what you want. You own this.
Now quit spending time being defensive and give us something to really sink our teeth in to. That's what we really want. If we want bickering, we know exactly where to go. We come here for something else. Bring it.
oh please! you have GOT to be kidding me. Heck yeah we're talking about it...on IM and all that.
"Anonymous said...
total PVM LMAO"
*snort*
yes lets get on with the show Joe
too bad you don't have time to hit up "the pub" board, there are too many wanna-be's to count. I *heart this blog!
get under your skin a bit did i?
HEY BLOG WRITER!!
are you a guy or girl??
very curious!
and I agree......dont answer the anon posts on your blog...unless you answer viae the comment section....save your blog for what you origingally intended it to be....as that was very entertaining!
~*~kandie~*~
geee I can spell...NOT!!
okay i'll bite - to the poster above - who is the runner-up to Steffie that you're thinking of?
Now all your groupies are getting bossy with ya! How do you like that? You gonna bow down boy?
mykids2mom is my guess
"Let's thank the Lord for the internet which keeps people like you from actually touching people like myself."
This just REEKS of CCPrincess and her juicy cooter.
Do you think it is possible CC got a boy toy who actually has more than a six grade education to do her evil bidding?
Hmm..guess Kathy and I are anon :D I blogged ya ;) I needed something to laugh at today!
feather, OMG. O. M. G. :D LOL
"Now quit spending time being defensive and give us something to really sink our teeth in to. That's what we really want."
ITA hilarious!
Anonymous said...
you are such a stud. you better watch out, you are getting all us flabby middle aged housewives WET with your stats.
-Okay now *that* is just wrong.
Anonymous said...
seriously, you need to try some human contact. that blow up doll of yours is looking a bit shabby.
-And just what do you know about my blow up doll?
Anonymous said...
Who's betting that this is Joe's blog, part II?
-Don't insult me like that.
Anonymous said...
I really don't think this is a guy's blog. I would be willing to wager $100.
-Only $100?
Anonymous said...
I think he is lonely and has a few odd fetishes, which may include whacking off into a vacuum cleaner hose while reading scrapbooking message boards.
-Are you fucking crazy? Do you have any idea how much that hurts? No please in that at all.
Anonymous said...
Ok, your blog was really entertaining to begin with, but the whole defending yourself and responding to accusations - not so much. Either do what you're going to do and ignore the comments, or don't do it at all. It's getting really boring.
4:40 PM
-Gee, thanks for the advice. I will be sure to shelf it next to the suggestion of turning off the anonymous feature found under the "fuck off" category.
Anonymous said...
Yes, defending yourself over some anonymous posters opinion is pretty lame. I think you had a blog about that very subject in fact.
4:43 PM
-You say defending, I say correcting. Tomato, Ta motto. You know?
Dear 2 Peas In My Ass,
I really think you and I are twins separated at birth. When your blog reaches a cult-like status similar to gofugyourself I would love the honor of co-chairing should you needd assistance. I just can't get enough of you and your smart-ass comments!
Geez I'm fawning just like the losers do over Joe.
One of the other posters wanted to have your baby...I want to clean your floors....
Let's thank the Lord for the internet which keeps people like you from actually touching people like myself.
OMG, this was so hysterical! You are a riot!
"Let's thank the Lord for the internet which keeps people like you from actually touching people like myself."
*Snort* That line slays me.
hell I emailed EVERYONE I know LOL - this is just a priceless blog ;))
hell I emailed EVERYONE I know LOL - this is just a priceless blog ;))
10:05 PM
WOW you brought two new people to the blog. ha ha ha
"This just REEKS of CCPrincess and her juicy cooter."
Ok LOL and YUCK!!
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