Just Do It!
Just go buy a damn test already. What the fuck is the point of working yourself up over what could be nothing at all? A quick trip to the bathroom to piss on a stick could very well save you hours-maybe even days or weeks of agony wondering if you are pregnant. Just get it over with already. You're 10 days late. If you are pregnant you are going to know from the test.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 9:34 PM
67 comments
67 Comments:
No shit. These people are so freaking dramatic. Go to the damn $1 store and get a test. Or twenty. Take the damn test in the morning with your first piss. Then if you're pregnant...deal with it. Don't go to the NSBR and fucking post that Yeah I'm pregnant. Then we'll all get sick of you like Scrapbrooker and Paigepea and Yvonne and the other idiot posters on there.
Wow! Get a life and quit going to TWOPEAS...All you do is bitch about others. It is getting so old!
If you have a problem with what we're talking about...why don't you find a fucking different blog and post your stupid opinion. I bet you're a big fat cow that has the ugliest kids ever. And your husband's secretary is boinking him on their lunch hour.
meh...
Well, I am not fat or have ugly kids. You must be to bring that up???? Where is your husband on his lunch hour? I am with mine. You sure are full of your self aren't you? If you are teaching your kids to act like you they will turn out to be ugly inside just as you seem to be.
Actually, I'm 133 pounds, 5'8" and I have a rockin' hot bod. My kids are sweet and cute as can be. My daughter's pictures are plastered in the Sears photo centers nationwide and don't you worry about my husband. He's being very well taken care of.
I never ever understand these people. Why ask a MB and get everyone else worked up about it. Just go buy a damn test and if it's positive, think of a way to tell your DH.
Anonymous said...
Actually, I'm 133 pounds, 5'8" and I have a rockin' hot bod. My kids are sweet and cute as can be. My daughter's pictures are plastered in the Sears photo centers nationwide and don't you worry about my husband. He's being very well taken care of.
10:40 PM
I just discovered a cure from cancer between modeling jobs. My kids just signed their first big screen deal and every night with my dh is like a honeymoon.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is the internet and you can be all that you can dream you are! Wake up honey the alarm is going off. ROTFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh the compassion you're showing. It overwhelms.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is the internet and you can be all that you can dream you are! Wake up honey the alarm is going off."
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No shit. And 5'8" and 133 pounds sounds a bit gangly anyway.
Wow, Sears portrait studio? A Dakota Fanning in the making. When I go into Sears next time for a drill (the only reason they're still in business) I'll look out for your little bastard-- er, angel.
I agree, find a different blog if you don't like what's being said.
Go ahead and look for my little "bastard." She'll be looking at you when you drop all that cash on your kid.
I don't think that 5'8" sounds gangly. The average weight for someone that height should be around 140. It's 100 pounds for the first five feet, and then five pounds for each inch afterwards. Maybe she doesn't have any muscle tone.
I don't get this either. I have been a day late or thought I was PG..so I buy a test. I do admit the Peas were on my list to tell right after DH and close family but I wasn't over there asking for somebody to hold the stick and my hand while i think about peeing for 2wks.
How very strong of you.
Hope you find as much compassion as you have shown in your next moment of weakness.
Anonymous said...
Actually, I'm 133 pounds, 5'8" and I have a rockin' hot bod. My kids are sweet and cute as can be. My daughter's pictures are plastered in the Sears photo centers nationwide and don't you worry about my husband. He's being very well taken care of.
10:40 PM
Wow! Someone is so hot she has to brag about herself.....To Ms. Bragger, I am sure your life is just as perfect as a storybook. If it is so perfect what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the gym working your smokin hot body? Primping your dd for another famous shot in SEARS? Get a LIFE, we don't believe your perfect story!
I'm sure that if this person has a storybook life, you should just be happy for her. I don't know why people exhibit such hatred for each other on here. It makes me wonder what you are like in real life. I believe that what you put forth in the world is a direct reflection of the way you feel about yourself. So if you hate this person for having a great life, then you really hate yourself. And if it isn't true that this person has a "rockin' hot bod and a daughter in Sears photos"...shouldn't you feel sorry for her that she should make up something so wild to try to "fit in"???
I do admit the Peas were on my list to tell right after DH and close family but I wasn't over there asking for somebody to hold the stick and my hand while i think about peeing for 2wks.
I think that is a completely normal response. If you are excited, of course you want to tell the Peas! But you know that perhaps you should take a test first to be certain, rather than asking the Peas if you should take a test. Of course, they would say yes. It makes me want to start advising everyone not to take tests - just because the advice would be as nonsensical as the question. Everyone knows of someone who got pregnant after a tubal or vasectomy, so I think one who was really concerned would just go out and buy a test.
I am just not one to brag, I have a nice body and one of my girls is in our local Sears studio as well. I just don't like to see others brag, it seems so fake. I think it makes others feel like they aren't as good, or something. When someone starts bragging about their lives I tend not to believe. I am not one to air out all my perfect things in my life. I am truely blessed though.
You TRUELY need spell checker Bragger #2.
This post went no where fast.
This post went no where fast.
YUP
This post went no where fast
The basics were covered...some people are dumb...some people don't think so...some people think a great deal of themselves...some people think they are liars...some people need spellcheck..some people are bitter...yep all the bases.
"The basics were covered...some people are dumb...some people don't think so...some people think a great deal of themselves...some people think they are liars...some people need spellcheck..some people are bitter...yep all the bases."
Yes, but no one called anyone a cunt!...yet!
Cunt!
Aim to please. :)
Yes, but no one called anyone a cunt!...yet!
cunt! oh and I forgot i don't even care about this blog because I'm popular on 2peas and the blogger is a loser. LOL!!!!
j/k ;)
"Cunt!
Aim to please. :) "
HA HA HA HA!!!!
"cunt! oh and I forgot i don't even care about this blog because I'm popular on 2peas and the blogger is a loser. LOL!!!!
j/k ;) "
freaking hilarious!!!
There are people on 2peas that are popular??? Oh do tell...
Yeah...just who are these popular peas of which you speak????
Okay, I would say for the most part I am a nice person/pea. I don't cause any controversy on the 2peas site. I am just a nice person in general. I have never made fun of anyone whether they are fat or so called gangly. I want to know why you would tell that anon poster that she is gangly. I'm a little shorter than that person but weigh even less than her. I work out almost 6 days a week (CV) and at least three to four times I lift weights. Why do you have to post such generalized statements. It's not fair to those of us who are nice and don't do anything to deserve being bashed. Some of you are evil, spiteful women. I bet your scrapbooking pages are as ugly as you are on the inside and out.
Yeah...just who are these popular peas of which you speak????
If you don't knOOOOw it's just because you are cool enough.
I am just a nice person in general. I have never made fun of anyone whether they are fat or so called gangly. I want to know why you would tell that anon poster that she is gangly. I'm a little shorter than that person but weigh even less than her. I work out almost 6 days a week (CV) and at least three to four times I lift weights. Why do you have to post such generalized statements. It's not fair to those of us who are nice and don't do anything to deserve being bashed. Some of you are evil, spiteful women. I bet your scrapbooking pages are as ugly as you are on the inside and out.
Okay did that NOT seem ironic when you wrote it? I'm nice, I'm just like her don't make fun, you suck and you are ugly.
She got bashed because she was talking like she is tha bomb when at her height and weight some women would look akward. It depends on how it's spread and what kind of tone you have...oh and the fact that me and at least half the anons here are 200% sure the poster of that comment is full of crap....that's why she got bashed.
I'm sure that if this person has a storybook life, you should just be happy for her. I don't know why people exhibit such hatred for each other on here. It makes me wonder what you are like in real life. I believe that what you put forth in the world is a direct reflection of the way you feel about yourself. So if you hate this person for having a great life, then you really hate yourself. And if it isn't true that this person has a "rockin' hot bod and a daughter in Sears photos"...shouldn't you feel sorry for her that she should make up something so wild to try to "fit in"???
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Gotta love the constant handslaps and tsk tsks.
Oh. My last sentence was more out of frustration than anything. I'm just saying that a lot of people on here are mean. And it really shows.
Gotta love the constant handslaps and tsk tsks.
Well, I'd kick your ass if I knew who you were!
Okay did that NOT seem ironic when you wrote it? I'm nice, I'm just like her don't make fun, you suck and you are ugly.
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WORD.
Oh. My last sentence was more out of frustration than anything. I'm just saying that a lot of people on here are mean. And it really shows.
What is that old 2pea saying?
...And if you get offended because an anonymous person called you gangly then you're in the wrong place.
Anonymous said 12:04 a.m. said...
Cunt!
Did someone say cunt? I want to lick a cunt up and down. Get those juices in my mouth. OH YEAH! Come on baby. Let me get off on you.
What is that old 2pea saying?
EXACTLY. what is it?
Oh. My last sentence was more out of frustration than anything. I'm just saying that a lot of people on here are mean. And it really shows.
What is that old 2pea saying?
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"NSRB Blog, not for sissies?"
Well duh, we're mean. Where have you been? No one's forcing you to stay here.
...And if you get offended because an anonymous person called you gangly then you're in the wrong place.
No she got offended because an anonymous person called another person she doesn't know who is almost built the same she thinks gangly. I think that's called looking to be offended if you are looking for that there is plenty.
In case you haven't noticed...this ISN'T the NSBR board. You're a freaking idiot.
Oh. My last sentence was more out of frustration than anything. I'm just saying that a lot of people on here are mean. And it really shows.
What is that old 2pea saying?
I was thinking of the old standby "hello pot?"
12:29 a.m. #1 poster...I'm not sure who's side you're own. Stop straddling the fence.
In case you haven't noticed...this ISN'T the NSBR board. You're a freaking idiot.
ITA.
In case you haven't noticed...this ISN'T the NSBR board. You're a freaking idiot.
thanks for the tip I was totally confused until you graced us with that.
thanks for the tip I was totally confused until you graced us with that.
Maybe you should only keep one browser open since your brain can't handle more than one site at a time.
Maybe you should only keep one browser open since your brain can't handle more than one site at a time.
That was almost funny. Lame but close too funny.
I thought it was hilarious!
On a side note...I thought this posting was about peas that ask whether they should take a pregnancy test...
" Anonymous said...
Actually, I'm 133 pounds, 5'8" and I have a rockin' hot bod. My kids are sweet and cute as can be. My daughter's pictures are plastered in the Sears photo centers nationwide and don't you worry about my husband. He's being very well taken care of.
10:40 PM "
Yeah and we know because your rockin hot body was plastered all over this blog last month.
It wouldn't be a party without Anne Marie.
12:29 a.m. #1 poster...I'm not sure who's side you're own. Stop straddling the fence.
My post was explaining that the chick who was offended was upset not by a comment made to HER but a comment made about a 3rd party who might "almost" be built like her. I was saying that if she (the poster who was offended) wants to go around looking for things to upset her this is the place.
Glad to know that's all cleared up.
I want to fuck Anne Marie's rockin hot bod.
I want to fuck Anne Marie's rockin hot bod.
I think it's spoken for you may need to take a number.
Then can I fuck your big fat bod all night long?
Then can I fuck your big fat bod all night long?
If you want fat you'll have to go someplace else and my DH has things covered here anyway.
How about a threesome?
No fucking kidding, I do not reply to these posts because I want to yell READ THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS if your this stupid. It clearly states what time frame to read it. Not the morning after, good god. If your that stupid to pick through the trash for a pissed on dried of stick then you could have waited to repee for godsakes
Well, I am not fat or have ugly kids. You must be to bring that up???? Where is your husband on his lunch hour? I am with mine. You sure are full of your self aren't you? If you are teaching your kids to act like you they will turn out to be ugly inside just as you seem to be.
- HUH??? Did I miss something. Oh, and by the way, you are obviously not with your husband if your on a blog pissing and moaning about other people. Bitch.
Pat
Right on. While she was too busy playing on this blog, her husband was at my house and I was pleasing him!
Right on. While she was too busy playing on this blog, her husband was at my house and I was pleasing him!
Which are you a skanky whore or an internet liar. I vote for both.
Anonymous said...
This post went no where fast
The basics were covered...some people are dumb...some people don't think so...some people think a great deal of themselves...some people think they are liars...some people need spellcheck..some people are bitter...yep all the bases.
11:58 PM
As the world goes around! It is like this everywhere.
Anonymous said...
Actually, I'm 133 pounds, 5'8" and I have a rockin' hot bod. My kids are sweet and cute as can be. My daughter's pictures are plastered in the Sears photo centers nationwide and don't you worry about my husband. He's being very well taken care of.
Let me read between the lines for you sweetheart.
Your now 300lbs used to be thin when you first got married, had 3 kids and never lost any of the weight. Your kids are all ghetto babies wearing the same clothes grand-ma bought for them @ christmas time, and who havent seen the inside of the bath tub sence january. Of course if the water at your house worked i'm sure .... well they probably still wouldn't be takin baths. And i'm pretty sure you ment your daughters pictures are on the most wanted list at the post office. Although your right about one thing,I'm pretty sure you husband is "being taken care of" by HIS GIRLFRIEND
LOL!
Your now 300lbs used to be thin when you first got married, had 3 kids and never lost any of the weight. Your kids are all ghetto babies wearing the same clothes grand-ma bought for them @ christmas time, and who havent seen the inside of the bath tub sence january. Of course if the water at your house worked i'm sure .... well they probably still wouldn't be takin baths. And i'm pretty sure you ment your daughters pictures are on the most wanted list at the post office. Although your right about one thing,I'm pretty sure you husband is "being taken care of" by HIS GIRLFRIEND
That was probably one of the STUPIDEST posts I have ever read on here. Who cares WTF this person weighs...but if you're going to talk about it...at least make it funny. This was so NOT funny.
Thank goodness the OP of the thread on 2peas wasn't pregnant. I don't think I could handle another pregnancy thread. And I will say thank you for at least updating your freaking thread. Not like that other moron that has a 13 year old daughter that she thinks could be pregnant. Get her a fucking test you nimwit. No wonder you're single. No fucking man in his right mind would want to be with someone so dumb. Men may be lots of things...but they do want a challenge...and you definitely don't leave much on the table.
Anonymous said...
Your now 300lbs used to be thin when you first got married, had 3 kids and never lost any of the weight. Your kids are all ghetto babies wearing the same clothes grand-ma bought for them @ christmas time, and who havent seen the inside of the bath tub sence january. Of course if the water at your house worked i'm sure .... well they probably still wouldn't be takin baths. And i'm pretty sure you ment your daughters pictures are on the most wanted list at the post office. Although your right about one thing,I'm pretty sure you husband is "being taken care of" by HIS GIRLFRIEND
That was probably one of the STUPIDEST posts I have ever read on here. Who cares WTF this person weighs...but if you're going to talk about it...at least make it funny. This was so NOT funny.
Actually it was.. You must be the one i'm talking about * smirk
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