Obviously You Have Never Been To Florida
A 50 year old man in a small convertible sports car. Why must he be going through a mid life crisis? This sounds like typical retired folk you find around the beaches in Florida.
And why must there be 2 posts on this exact question? To answer your question, you're just a judgmental bitch. I didn't need those 2 posts to tell me that though.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 7:40 PM
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37 Comments:
Yeah, that kinda irked me too. I am 49 and I would love to have a convertible, and intend to someday too.
The funny part was that 50s isn't even that old. Actually, I don't consider it "old" at all.
And dude, I *hope* I'm not driving some old caddy when I'm 50 -- a little mercedes convertable would definitely be more like it :)
Ahhhhh leave SherryW alone, she is nice. I took it as she was just playing around. I guess someone will always get offended by something.
What? You mean they aren't having a mid-life crisis? LOL!
I like sherryW too.
How bummed would you be if everyone pea you made fun of left? then who would be left?
aren't a lot of peas still missing?
Anonymous said...
How bummed would you be if everyone pea you made fun of left? then who would be left?
8:16 PM
Me? Bummed? Are you new here? If that were to happen I would be thrilled.
Now we know the blogger is over 50! Offended much? LOL
My husband is working his ass off to support me
My husband is busting his ass at school to make a better life for our family
Two threads today with women whining about their husbands being gone. When I think of all the miltary families there are on 2peas just hoping their loved ones can make it through the war for a year and come home vertical and taking nourishment rather than in a box, these women make me want to puke. Deal with it. It could be worse.
*laughing my ass off* It looks like Sunshine is a belly dancer. *covers eyes*
Sunshine
Oh pulease FoxyMom, we don't want to know about you fitting a diva cup in. Don't ask people if it is "far enough in". ewwww!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1828125
Lauren is the blogger.
Lauren can't be the blogger. She's no longer in Florida. IP address would be from New York now. She tells you exactly how she feels anyway. She doesn't need to be anonymous. This blogger is a chicken.
2 Peas In My Ass said...
Anonymous said...
How bummed would you be if everyone pea you made fun of left? then who would be left?
8:16 PM
Me? Bummed? Are you new here? If that were to happen I would be thrilled.
8:19 PM
Because then you wouldn't be so ignored that you wouldn't need the validation of this blog.
Face it IB, whether the popular peas leave or not, you are a loser and you would NOT all of a sudden become noticed over there.
Pat
this is a stupid topic
Pat
Face it IB, whether the popular peas leave or not, you are a loser and you would NOT all of a sudden become noticed over there.
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Don't confuse well-known with popular.
And they'll never go away, because they don't have any where else to go. The blogger has plenty of material for years to come.
Vette is over there bitching about charges on her credit card. She's always had money problems and aired them on the board. Now her card is maxed out---what? Only a 1,500 limit on a credit card? Sux.
Doesnt matter what job her husband has, it's the same probolem.
She was annoying last time around and she's back with the same.
it was on her checking account, what, she doesn't have any cc's??? who doesn't have any emergency cash?
"Obviously You Have Never Been To Florida"
You are the expert on Florida blogger. ;)
Obviously You Have Never Been To Florida
Hey, Lauren lived in Florida and she is over 50 and she hates Ruth.
Lauren is SO the blogger!!!
We figured you out, loser!
Hairflip out (on a whim)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1830220
That chick whose husband got rid of her cat maybe didn't handle things as sensitively as he could have but I don't blame him for getting rid of the cat. A cat who develops bad litterbox habits can be impossible to retrain. With kids crawling on the floor, I would have gotten rid of our cat as well but only as a last resort.
My cat wigged out after I had our first baby and he ended up doing fine on wellbutrin. But it was very hard before we figured out meds would help him and he nearly ended up at the pound more than once.
I believe a pet is a lifelong commitment as much as the next person but I'm not picking my cat over my family. Sorry.
I would not put up with a cat pissing all over my carpet. I'd have to figure something else out. Seriously. Would people really put up with that?
the thing is she asked peas for help last month. everyone said take the cat to a vet. then she says it never crossed her mind to take the cat to the vet. what the fuck??? maybe if she took the cat to the vet last month the cat would stop peeing on the carpet.
so last month she says the cat is peeing on the carpet and what to do. everyone says take it to the vet. she doesnt take it to the vet it keeps peeing on the carpet and her husband gets rid of it. stupid woman wants pity and my pity reserves are tapped out.
You people are such tards. If I ever decide to point out who I am you are going to feel like idiots.
So I am over 50, I have lived in Florida and I am Lauren. I am learning so much about myself.
You people are such tards
Making fun of the mentally handicapped? Yep, definitely Lauren!
If I ever decide to point out who I am you are going to feel like idiots
Given the nature of this blog, *you* are the only one that would feel like an idiot.
Lauren, Stop trying to defend the fact that you aren't Lauren, it makes you look extremely guilty.
I would bet my last dollar that the blogger is Lauren. The puzzle pieces are starting to fit perfectly.
shades.
If I am having a mid life crisis...may it never end!I am a 40 year old WoMAN, I drive a convertable, I listen to Rock LOUD, my 37 yr old hubbie often sits next to me runnin his fingers through my hair, and I have some really cool
Anonymous said...
Lauren, Stop trying to defend the fact that you aren't Lauren, it makes you look extremely guilty.
I would bet my last dollar that the blogger is Lauren. The puzzle pieces are starting to fit perfectly.
11:00 AM
Whatever makes you happy. Keep telling yourself I am Lauren.
Whatever makes you happy. Keep telling yourself I am Lauren.
And keep trying to defend that you aren't.
Lauren, I always thought you had more balls than this. You fooled even me and I liked you. Well, I liked you before you started this gutless blog.
Coward.
The Blogger is NOT Lauren. Lauren's purpose in life is to be a bitch and offend. The Blogger is well-spoken and says things most of us are thinking.
I can't STAND Lauren and I can't even bring myself to read most of her posts because they're so annoying.
I think the blogger is not well known and we'll never be able to guess correctly.
The Blogger is NOT Lauren. Lauren's purpose in life is to be a bitch and offend. The Blogger is well-spoken and says things most of us are thinking.
I can't STAND Lauren and I can't even bring myself to read most of her posts because they're so annoying.
I think the blogger is not well known and we'll never be able to guess correctly.
Way to throw us off, Lauren :P
Way to throw us off, Lauren :P
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Dipshit.
The Blogger is NOT Lauren. Lauren's purpose in life is to be a bitch and offend. The Blogger is well-spoken and says things most of us are thinking.
Lauren is well spoken and says things we would all like to say but don't because of being flamed to death on 2 pee pees.
Wow, someone really has a hard on for me. LOL.
I won't try to convince the Sherlock wannabe that I'm not the blogger. However, if she was half as good as she thinks she is, she'd know that I'm not yet 50.
Better luck next time you take a wild guess, sweetie.
Lauren is well spoken and says things we would all like to say but don't because of being flamed to death on 2 pee pees.
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Lauren is an idiot. She's a racist. If Lauren were the blogger every topic would be a thinly veiled jab at latinos or blacks. She's obsessed with it.
Until someone on here posted it, I had no idea she was a lawyer. She talks like an uneducated hick. I don't know how she could ever win a case in a court room.
it's easy to call some one a racist when they point out things about your people that are true but u don't want to hear. its a tactic to try to shut people up.
break the law the do whatever u want because if someone calls u on it pull the race card. YOU PEOPLE use it to get away with murder. u wonder why people still consider you shit on their shoes.
Does Fat ass woman in a mini-van = a scrapbooking mom of several brats?
To answer your question, you're just a judgmental bitch.
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ROFLPIMPLMAO!!! Takes one to know one blogger!!!
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