Sunday, May 21, 2006

This Isn't Stump The Mom

Here is the key sentence "She's in a lot of pain". When you combine that with things like "swollen, oozing, warm to touch" that should equal Doctor, not google.

Link

66 Comments:

At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy crap! Why look it up? And why does it seem that she was more concerned about how she looked to the ER staff than her daughter's condition? Twit.

 
At 7:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a moron..she's saying the kid is in pain, has been since yesterday and can barely walk.. but what should she do?? Get real.

 
At 7:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you read the thread? She took the kid a full 6 hours before you even posted this.

Reading the whole thread. NSBR 101.

 
At 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a DIPSHIT! Hi, my daughter is hhurting really bad,oozing, red, etc.. can you recomend a good website I can go to to find the cure... HELLO! Your not the brightest of the bunch are you?

 
At 7:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmmm slow blog day I see

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger 2 peas in my ass said...

Anonymous said...
Don't you read the thread? She took the kid a full 6 hours before you even posted this.

Reading the whole thread. NSBR 101.

7:30 PM


-Uh yeah, I am sure we all read the whole thread. It doesn't make a difference that she eventually took her. The point of the entry is that she was sitting around peaing and googling while her daughter was hurting. So I guess you need comprehension 101, eh?

 
At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the fact is she still had to come to 2 peas and post about going to google to find the cure... She should of went straight to the dr.s

 
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jenny in GA is a straight up bitch and idiot! She's one of the few people I have on ignore.

 
At 7:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Jenny in GA is a straight up bitch and idiot! She's one of the few people I have on ignore.

*snicker*

 
At 7:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1773414

Delusional at its best.

 
At 8:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1773414

Delusional at its best.

I have no idea what she was thinking... BLAH!

 
At 8:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1773748

Why do people care about a stupd horse! How many threads has there been on his this weekend already?

 
At 9:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1772824

seriously, let's discuss this name choice AGAIN. enough already.

 
At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you dumbasses figure out how to post a link here!

 
At 9:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

school me, moron...if I knew how to post a link here, don't you think I'd do it?

 
At 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
link

9:41 PM

I wonder if she agonized like this over the spelling of her daughters names.

 
At 9:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a bright idea, separate the link into 2 lines!

 
At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew this was blog material as soon as she posted it. Most of what you post is crap, but this one, I gotta agree with you.

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check this one out:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1773699


There's all these frightened, overprotective mom's who won't let their kids play at other kids homes. All play dates must be at the pea's home.

Good thing there's other moms out out their willing to *risk* allowing their kids out into the world.

 
At 5:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1772824

seriously, let's discuss this name choice AGAIN. enough already.
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Guess what, the name is stupid and will get his ass kicked just like those other two ridiculous names.

 
At 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

link

 
At 8:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor blogger. What a sad life you must lead where the only thing you have to keep you entertained on the weekend is this blog and the happening on the nsbr.
The last time I was on here was Thursday. It's speaks so much of you and your life that you have to spend Saturday and Sunday.

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Poor blogger. What a sad life you must lead where the only thing you have to keep you entertained on the weekend is this blog and the happening on the nsbr.
The last time I was on here was Thursday. It's speaks so much of you and your life that you have to spend Saturday and Sunday.

8:43 AM

yep what is worse...spending all day at 2 peas or obsessing and making a blog up about the people who do? close call there folks

 
At 8:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Poor blogger. What a sad life you must lead where the only thing you have to keep you entertained on the weekend is this blog and the happening on the nsbr.
The last time I was on here was Thursday. It's speaks so much of you and your life that you have to spend Saturday and Sunday."

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So let's see. You read at 2Peas and you come and read here, yet it's the Blogger you're trying to call out as pitiful? Oh, and throwing in that you haven't stopped by since Thursday makes you so much better.

Face it: This blog has people who post about the ridiculousness, hilarity and things that are just sad inspired by the NSBR board. If you don't like it, don't read it.

 
At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Poor blogger. What a sad life you must lead where the only thing you have to keep you entertained on the weekend is this blog and the happening on the nsbr.
The last time I was on here was Thursday. It's speaks so much of you and your life that you have to spend Saturday and Sunday."

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So let's see. You read at 2Peas and you come and read here, yet it's the Blogger you're trying to call out as pitiful? Oh, and throwing in that you haven't stopped by since Thursday makes you so much better.

Face it: This blog has people who post about the ridiculousness, hilarity and things that are just sad inspired by the NSBR board. If you don't like it, don't read it.

 
At 9:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you read the thread? She took the kid a full 6 hours before you even posted this.

Reading the whole thread. NSBR 101.

Yeah that may be true but the bitch was still dumb enough to have to announce it on the message board first. 'My kids ass is swollen, red and warm to the touch, what do I do???' - fucking idiot.

Going to the Doctor? Smart going to Doctor but still a fucking dumbass for hitting twopeas first -101.



Pat

 
At 9:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep what is worse...spending all day at 2 peas or obsessing and making a blog up about the people who do? close call there folks
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LMAO

 
At 9:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't you read the thread? She took the kid a full 6 hours before you even posted this."


Not everyone has the time, interest or stomach to read every post on every thread. So get over yourself.

 
At 9:13 AM, Blogger Jamie said...

Anonymous said...

Poor blogger. What a sad life you must lead where the only thing you have to keep you entertained on the weekend is this blog and the happening on the nsbr.
The last time I was on here was Thursday. It's speaks so much of you and your life that you have to spend Saturday and Sunday.

8:43 AM


And yet, here YOU are, first thing Monday morning.....

 
At 9:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yet, here YOU are, first thing Monday morning.....

9:13 AM

I can actually limit myself and stick to. I am only a lurker at the mb and never post. You all are just so funny to watch.

I do not spend all day on here like some of you losers do. All bets say your ass was here off and all week and weekend. Me? 4-6 hours tops last week. All week.

Time to start my real life now. See you pathetic anons and peas tomorrow. So sad when the internet takes over peoples lives like this.

Later losers! Enjoy your (snort) lives.

 
At 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I do not spend all day on here like some of you losers do. All bets say your ass was here off and all week and weekend. Me? 4-6 hours tops last week. All week"






Now go on with your important self!

Reality check: You're just doing what everyone else is doing. Don't fool yourself.

 
At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1774382

Look idiots, just email each other! I thought Sterolwal liked it better on the other board?

 
At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh good fucking lord, they're having the same conversation on two boards!!!
http://www.artdeclassified.com/
forum/viewtopic.php?t=1026
&sid=34f8fb64de9ad069e17d5ff4b488cafe

 
At 10:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do people feel the least bit compelled to get on a message board to announce we are "going" now to the damm ER.

Some people should not have children.

 
At 10:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is so fricking great. I am glad to realize I am not the only one that thinks those stupid posts on NSBR board are just crazy. I love reading here.

 
At 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Look idiots, just email each other! I thought Sterolwal liked it better on the other board? "

Oh leave the 2 of them alone. They are both nice peas and haven't done anything to anyone.

You don't want to read about it, DON'T open their thread asshole!

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh good fucking lord, they're having the same conversation on two boards!!!"

Well, it looks like they stopped the one conversation on 2peas and continued it on the other board. Not too smart, are you?

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah why does Sterolwal chat with her on MSN? If you're going to have a private conversation do it elsewhere.

 
At 10:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1773970

Who was dying to post "you're my pet peeve Mapchic!"

 
At 10:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was dying to post "you're my pet peeve Mapchic!"
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PIMP I was!

 
At 11:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was dying to post "you're my pet peeve Mapchic!"

Me too! lol

 
At 11:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Debbie said...
"Look idiots, just email each other! I thought Sterolwal liked it better on the other board? "

Oh leave the 2 of them alone. They are both nice peas and haven't done anything to anyone.

You don't want to read about it, DON'T open their thread asshole!

10:20 AM

WORD
find something else to bitch about asswipe

 
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why didn't you? Just too easy to come over here and slam someone anonymously? Do it over there if you feel that strongly about it. Otherwise it is just cowardly."

Nah, not cowardly! Unwad your panties, you self-righteous twit! Who says we need to "confront" someone over there or participate in their freakshow? It's more fun to laugh at them from afar, rather than engage them.

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dumbest post of the day

"mamato1
PEA-vil Genius
PeaNut 54808 - 11/5/2002
Posts: 8897 Layouts: 135
Loc: South Eastern Michigan
Posted: 5/22/2006 11:38:45 AM Our lab tends to be kind of barkie (I think due to PTSD, seriously). Anyway, dd has a little friend from two houses down that comes over to play nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY. Our dog constantly barks at her. We've tried taking him out to introduce her but I'm at a loss on how to get him to quit barking at her like he's doing. He doesn't bark at the other neighborhood kids, just this one. It's driving me nuts.

Any suggestions short of duct taping his mouth shut (just kidding, of course).

~*Jamie*~
happily married to my very own Geek
Mom to the Divine Miss Em. "

Dogs bark. It's what they do. Hate to imagine you raising kids if you are that dumb about your dog.

 
At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You don't want to read about it, DON'T open their thread asshole!"

Words to live by. That can be said for the whole NSBR.

 
At 12:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You don't want to read about it, DON'T open their thread asshole!"

That can be said about this blog.

 
At 12:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, not cowardly! Unwad your panties, you self-righteous twit! Who says we need to "confront" someone over there or participate in their freakshow? It's more fun to laugh at them from afar, rather than engage them.
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PIMP!!!

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

I know dogs bark, especially becauase that dog, in question, is mine. Since I don't want to rip out his voice box, as suggested, I'm trying to find out WHY he's barking at ONE child in particular when he doesn't bark at others.

Oy.

But look, I made the blog comments. Is this akin to getting your first hate peamail?

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

Ohhhh...and I'm dumb too. :) How sweet.... I think I'll go cry into my cheerios now.

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, not cowardly! Unwad your panties, you self-righteous twit! Who says we need to "confront" someone over there or participate in their freakshow? It's more fun to laugh at them from afar, rather than engage them.

11:54 AM

______________________________

Yes, just like High School. Mature adults discuss things, engage people they disagree with. They don't "laugh at them from afar". That is what mean little kids do. Grow up.

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Yes, just like High School. Mature adults discuss things, engage people they disagree with. They don't "laugh at them from afar". That is what mean little kids do. Grow up."


In theory, you'd be right...if they were someone I felt I wanted to interact with. I just don't feel the need to engage with people I feel are ridiculous and not worth my time. I wouldn't want to spend five minutes in a room having a conversation with some of them, so no need to spend my time on a message board "debating them."

I do enjoy reading some of the fluff over there. I've even learned some neat stuff. But having "grown up" debates with these windbags that take things too far and are too full of themselves? Nope. No need for me to do that to be a grown-up.

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1774749

or maybe try watching your kids instead of sitting on the computer all day

 
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Unwad your panties, you self-righteous twit! "

Don't you wish you could say this on the peaboard. lol

 
At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just don't feel the need to engage with people I feel are ridiculous and not worth my time. I wouldn't want to spend five minutes in a room having a conversation with some of them, so no need to spend my time on a message board "debating them."
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ITA

 
At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just don't feel the need to engage with people I feel are ridiculous and not worth my time. I wouldn't want to spend five minutes in a room having a conversation with some of them, so no need to spend my time on a message board "debating them."

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So you just come over here and bash them? Yes, very mature and adult-like.

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dumbest post of the day

"mamato1
PEA-vil Genius
PeaNut 54808 - 11/5/2002
Posts: 8897 Layouts: 135
Loc: South Eastern Michigan
Posted: 5/22/2006 11:38:45 AM Our lab tends to be kind of barkie (I think due to PTSD, seriously). Anyway, dd has a little friend from two houses down that comes over to play nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY. Our dog constantly barks at her. We've tried taking him out to introduce her but I'm at a loss on how to get him to quit barking at her like he's doing. He doesn't bark at the other neighborhood kids, just this one. It's driving me nuts.

Any suggestions short of duct taping his mouth shut (just kidding, of course).

~*Jamie*~
happily married to my very own Geek
Mom to the Divine Miss Em. "

Dogs bark. It's what they do. Hate to imagine you raising kids if you are that dumb about your dog.



DING DING DING We have a winner!!

Can't stand that bitch.

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a pea. I feel very happy with what has happened in the last little while.

There are only a few of them left really, that annoy me so this blog has done it's work.

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are only a few of them left really, that annoy me so this blog has done it's work.
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Ditto

 
At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mamato1

DING DING DING We have a winner!!

Can't stand that bitch.
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Same here!

 
At 1:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger - can we please get rid of the word verification, it doesn't stop spam, just annoys the rest of us! Thanks!

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

People hate me? I always figured I was one of the great unnoticed. Cool. Guess I'm not.

 
At 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we supposed to know who you are Jaime?

 
At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jamie is mamato1

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

I am me. Never hid it. Made no bones about it. So, congrats for figuring me out again.

 
At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've seen peas post threads asking if certain meds can be given to their child and how much should be administered. I can't believe someone would administer a drug to their child based on information from a stranger on a MB. CALL A PHARMACIST AT WALGREENS FOR GOD'S SAKE.

 
At 4:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

mamato1

DING DING DING We have a winner!!

Can't stand that bitch.
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Same here!

1:30 PM "

Oh yeah she's an obnoxious know it all who thinks she's so smart when in fact she's just lame. Looks down her nose at the other people on the board but if she took a step back she'd see that she's just as stupid as the peas she looks down on.

kat.

 

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