What The Hell Are You Doing?
Just what exactly is it you are doing that you don't notice your kids are in the bathroom playing in God knows what that is...Shaving cream?? Your daughter climbs on a table and falls off it. You can't keep an eye on the 2 you have and you are wanting a third child? My my my.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 1:34 PM
28 comments
28 Comments:
Hell that wasn't two kids left alone for a few seconds. Those are kids who were left to entertain themselves for a while. I have kids man and I know they can get into trouble in no time at all but shit that was a serious mess. Did you happen to notice the toliet seat up next to the draw the kid was sitting in? Imagine that baby falling in there and drowning. Get off the computer lady and check on your kids!
3 kids are much different than 2.....much harder! Totally agree anony & the blogger...
Jeez, getting into something has happened to every mother out there. If it hasn't happened to you then you must be the Virgin Mary. There have been tons of posts about baby powder, flour, dye, etc. They are kids, they get into things.
Look at Lou's history for today. She was on the board for exactly 1 hour and 5 minutes today, before that post. Probably during their nap time. They woke up, they got into something. It happens.
I bet the blogger spends more than an hour a day on here, she has to in order to keep up with the board and this blog.
So what? Her kid got into something? I think all these people who are yelling "get off the board" all the time are themselves spending way too much time on it. Read the comments 2 posts down..I totally agree with the poster at the bottom.
I totally agree with the poster at the bottom.
Not me. They are lucky they didn't break out in a mad rash-shaving cream is not lotion by any means.
Although it would be fun to rag on lou, I simply cannot on this one. I think they look so cute and happy.
And it is true that kids get into stuff - thank God it was only shaving cream this time.
Pat
Irony for $100 Alex
Q: Started a blog because of a scrapbooking website to single out what "it" feels is the days stupidest post and then attacks the poster for being STUPID and PATHETIC.
A: Who is the owner of 2 peas in my ass?
Ding, Ding, Ding.......You are CORRECT!!!
Funny in a sad and pathetic sort of way for $50
Q: Started a blog that does exactly what "it" ridicules the website posters of doing, only "it" is way to narcissistic to know or care.
A: Who is the owner of 2 peas in my ass?
Ding, Ding, Ding......WOOOOHOOOO I'm on a roll
Seriously dude, who needs to get a life???????????????????
You make for great laughs, the pathetic aspect side of you that is........poor thing.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wooo my stomach
hysterical picture!
Read the comments 2 posts down..I totally agree with the poster at the bottom.
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I think she meant the bottom posts at "They just Can't Help Themselves"...2 posts down. And I agree with both of them.
Honestly blogger....do you even have children? I mean do you know how fast children can make a mess like this. Go find someone else to pick on besides Lou.
Everyone who is a perfect mother, please raise your hands now.
Keep them up there, so you can't type.
The rest of us will continue to entertain you with our imperfections.
Shall I share the story of how my "napping" children got into a locked cabinet, opened a 1/2 gallon paint can and spilled it down the upstairs hallway? They liked the slippery feeling and turned the staircase into a slip and slide.
All this was done, while they were "sleeping" and I had gone into the basement just long enough to swap the laundry from the washer to the dryer and iron 2 shirts.
Shit happens.
Irony for $100 Alex
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Does anyone get your humor? no Stop trying so hard.
Everyone who is a perfect mother, please raise your hands now.
Keep them up there, so you can't type.
The rest of us will continue to entertain you with our imperfections.
Shall I share the story of how my "napping" children got into a locked cabinet, opened a 1/2 gallon paint can and spilled it down the upstairs hallway? They liked the slippery feeling and turned the staircase into a slip and slide.
All this was done, while they were "sleeping" and I had gone into the basement just long enough to swap the laundry from the washer to the dryer and iron 2 shirts.
Shit happens.
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Amen! Anyone who thinks they are a perfect mother and their kids will never do anything wrong is obviously delusional!
****from Lou's post: They did this with eczema cream a few months back- now that was a chore!***
So you would think you would keep a better eye on them. What if it was something else?
"Irony for $100 Alex
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Does anyone get your humor? no Stop trying so hard."
Yes, someone did. Don't be so quick to look stupid.
I think they are SO cute in there!!! :) Happens to the best of us moms. :)
Methinks someone needs to babyproof better.
"Methinks someone needs to babyproof better."
I'll ditto that!
Lou makes me batty. Can't stand her frankly. But I'll admit my 'angels' have done this, more than once. And with ink pads and markers. Stuff that isn't easily washed off.
I'm also glad Lou took down that creepy picture of herself taking a picture.
I have to agree with the blogger on this one. Yes things happen...but it's apparent they were unsupervised for more than a couple of minutes. Thank God they didn't have razors out. I'm glad the children weren't hurt.
getting into something has happened to every mother out there. If it hasn't happened to you then you must be the Virgin Mary.
Well hell, I must be the Virgin Mary then! Because NO, nothing like that has ever happened to me. Huh, who knew all the sex I've had wasn't really sex? Virgin....hmmmm
getting into something has happened to every mother out there. If it hasn't happened to you then you must be the Virgin Mary.
Well hell, I must be the Virgin Mary then! Because NO, nothing like that has ever happened to me. Huh, who knew all the sex I've had wasn't really sex? Virgin....hmmmm
4:14 PM
Dear Mary,
Yeah, those singleton's are easy to watch......try twins!
my kids got into my dye inks pads when they were 3 and 4....they painted each other with them....it literally took only a few minutes...
It definitely happens to a lot of us moms.....we are human.
Irony for $100 Alex
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Does anyone get your humor? no Stop trying so hard.
2:36 PM
God, not only are 2 peas in my asses' little groupies just as pathetic, they are dumber then a box of rocks to boot.
it takes no time at all to make a mess with something like shaving cream.
personally, i think that you're reaching here. run out of juicy stuff for the blog so you need to pick out something that has happened to every mother since the dawn of time? please. kids get into things, no matter how closely we watch them.
Jeez, getting into something has happened to every mother out there. If it hasn't happened to you then you must be the Virgin Mary. There have been tons of posts about baby powder, flour, dye, etc. They are kids, they get into things.
Look at Lou's history for today. She was on the board for exactly 1 hour and 5 minutes today, before that post. Probably during their nap time. They woke up, they got into something. It happens.
I bet the blogger spends more than an hour a day on here, she has to in order to keep up with the board and this blog.
So what? Her kid got into something? I think all these people who are yelling "get off the board" all the time are themselves spending way too much time on it. Read the comments 2 posts down..I totally agree with the poster at the bottom.
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I have to agree with this one. Shit happens. There is no "perfect" mother out there. I couldn't count the number of times my three boys got into stuff when they were little. All it takes is a minute away and they can do a lot. Just be sure to keep the real dangerous stuff out of their reach.
Other than this post, I have agreed with the blogger completely!
LOL
You should see some of the stuff my kids have gotten into when I was in the same freaking room. I will give her the benefit of the doubt on this one, only because it has happened to me and if I say she is a bad parent then I am a bad parent and I do not wish to say I am a bad parent. LOL
Did you hear that the NSBR is going away?
You can't tell me that all the moms here that think this is just TERRIBLE watch their kids 24/7. Gosh I wish I had your talent.
http://lifeaslou.blogsome.com/category/monkey/
enough said.
From Lou's Blog:
Today, while I was out, Jonas climbed onto the neighbor’s roof. Yes. The ROOF.
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Last night Jonas got his revenge by banging on our keyboard until it broke. I now have a new keyboard; it’s the cheapest one that Best Buy carried, and let me tell you it feels darn weird to be typing on it.
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This morning I brushed Jonas’ teeth with soap. I did. And when he gagged and said, “yuk!” I counted to ten and made him sit still for the rest of the brushing, which he very obediently, very trustingly, did. Somewhere around the number eight I realized that the ‘toothpaste’ wasn’t foaming the way toothpaste usually does. It was bubbling. It was then I realized that when I grabbed the toothbrush out of the drawer I hadn’t noticed that soap had spilled on it. I had just spent the past twenty seconds lathering up the insides of poor Jonas’ mouth and he hadn’t even cussed.
Today Jonas ran in to the room flailing a spatula and announced he was Pekinese ........
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