Do You Get This Feeling Too?
When ever I read a post from Sass I feel like I am reading something by a teenager. I am sure some of you are probably saying "DUH". I know she has always been 'off' and I just always assumed reading her posts were just annoying because of her history and all, but she really is just immature isn't she? Reading this post I kept thinking, 'you sound like a big sister trying to care for your siblings.' You know when kids fight with each other and they sound real bratty? I see this same thing going on in Sass' house between her and her kids which is probably why she has so much trouble getting respect from her kids. How sad for her family.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 8:37 AM
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482 Comments:
She's an idiot. Her daughter will probably be knocked up in another year or two.
You're right, she's an idiot.
Missy just said something about how those kids have been through more than most kids. What happened in sass's family?
I think they're either foster kids or they're adopted. And I think they were from very bad backgrounds and adopted as older kids.
that's like the first post she's made about the kid where she didn't mention she was adopted.
ah, thank you. I didn't know they were adopted.
She adopted 3 former foster kids. I think she got more than she bargained for but good for her for taking on older kids with issues and keeping the siblings together.
Her posts sometimes seem a bit disjointed to me, but she's great for the kids and more power to her. She's wierd, and a bit crazy, but overall I think she's a good mom.
The bad spelling and grammar all add up to one thing--double digit IQ. She's an idiot.
I can barely make it through most of her posts, even when I forget that she's a complete nutjob.
Leaving the menorah out of it (there is no need for that), Fern is definitely a know-it-all. You'd think she was the first person to ever go to law school. *eyeroll*
It just amazes me - the cruelty on this blog.
Really what does it matter to you and what purpose does it serve to be unind and cruel, other than to make your self feel important.
tsk! tsk! so very badly done
I mentioned the menorah because if she really was Jewish, she would not be acting the way she does!
12:22 PM
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Whether she acts as one should or not - I would suggest that your comments are still offensive
The woman is a half-wit. She doesn't have the smarts an average woman her age would have. She needs serious help.
Fleur said...
It just amazes me - the cruelty on this blog.
Really what does it matter to you and what purpose does it serve to be unind and cruel, other than to make your self feel important.
tsk! tsk! so very badly done
12:03 PM
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Leave your damn handslapping and tsk tsking for twopeas. We don't need you as the board (or blog) mother.
While we are on the subject of morons....my views on Fern have changed. The damn woman is such a know-it-all! She needs to take her menorah and shove up her ass!
11:54 AM
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Yes Fern is annoying because she acts like a know it all but more annoying to me is pumpkinpea thinking she knows everything about dogs.
Poor sas. Not only does she ACT like a twit, she actually LOOKS like one.
She reminds me of the kid in school that noone likes and she has to follow people around just to get them to give her the time of day. Even if they are telling her to fuck off - she don't care. They gave her something. Really sad....
Pat
my views on Fern have changed. The damn woman is such a know-it-all! She needs to take her menorah and shove up her ass!
I feel sorry for her husband.
Anonymous said...
While we are on the subject of morons....my views on Fern have changed. The damn woman is such a know-it-all! She needs to take her menorah and shove up her ass!
11:54 AM
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Yes Fern is annoying because she acts like a know it all but more annoying to me is pumpkinpea thinking she knows everything about dogs.
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OMG I haven't laughed so hard just picturing Fern stuffing her memorah up her skinny ass!
I mentioned the menorah because if she really was Jewish, she would not be acting the way she does!
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I don't know how one "acts" Jewish, but she is a know it all on all things Jewish. Why doesn't she join the hassidic jews.
Yes the one living the afterlife is not too bright.
The damn woman is such a know-it-all! She needs to take her menorah and shove up her ass!
*snort*
...whether or not I am your Mother - your comments are still offensive..badly done
...and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Your Mother and Father, I am sure, are very proud of you
fleur said...
...whether or not I am your Mother - your comments are still offensive..badly done
3:55 PM
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Only thing 'badly done' is your mothering and constant handslapping. Shut up already. I'm sure your daughter is very proud of you too, she should be very embarassed!
Um... shouldn't kevor wait to find out the sex of her baby before worrying about piercing its ears?
fleur said...
...whether or not I am your Mother - your comments are still offensive..badly done
3:55 PM
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Only thing 'badly done' is your mothering and constant handslapping. Shut up already. I'm sure your daughter is very proud of you too, she should be very embarassed!
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La!
Thats what moms do handslap and mother and thank god for that
I don't always agree with fluer but I like her, her and her dd have a relaitonship that I wish I had with my Mom, trust me.
She can handslap me anytime
Anonymous said...
Thats what moms do handslap and mother and thank god for that
4:46 PM
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Problem is, fleur isn't everyone's mother. She shouldn't be trying to mother the board. If you like her mothering maybe you two can work something out.
You know, off subject, but...anyone ever wonder how some UGLY ass peas get hot hubbies? Tara Whitney comes to mind. Same with Marissa Ross. Who else?
I don't always agree with fluer but I like her, her and her dd have a relaitonship that I wish I had with my Mom, trust me.
She can handslap me anytime
AMEN SISTA!!!
You know, off subject, but...anyone ever wonder how some UGLY ass peas get hot hubbies? Tara Whitney comes to mind. Same with Marissa Ross. Who else?
Problem is, fleur isn't everyone's mother. She shouldn't be trying to mother the board. If you like her mothering maybe you two can work something out.
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....and are you really sure that there are only two?
fleur said...
Problem is, fleur isn't everyone's mother. She shouldn't be trying to mother the board. If you like her mothering maybe you two can work something out.
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....and are you really sure that there are only two?
5:01 PM
Stop talking to yourself Fleur! MPD
You know, off subject, but...anyone ever wonder how some UGLY ass peas get hot hubbies? Tara Whitney comes to mind. Same with Marissa Ross. Who else?
And then there are the cute peas with ugly ass husbands. Like...Erin Terell. Wait, is she even a pea?
Tara Whitney isn't ugly at all. You're nuts.
"Same with Marissa Ross. Who else?"
You know what is fucking funny...you don't even have the correct name!
Tara Whitney isn't ugly at all. You're nuts.
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That's a matter of opinion. Beauty, or in Tara's case, the LACK thereof, is all in the eye of the beholder. And I behold her as Plain Jane ugluh!
I love that song by Patsy Cline 'Crazy', it reminds me of so many people here....superb!!!
Now I have to apologize for my last remarks....Should not have said...sorry
Fleur,
what the hell do you hope to accomplish here?
Scolding everyone to death? You annoy so many peas on the board, why do you need to come here to do it too?
Doesn't it seem like there are different "groups" of peas?????????
The first group is the...
1. The housewives who have a little extra money, intelligence, etc. The "with it" peas...
Anonymous said...
You know, off subject, but...anyone ever wonder how some UGLY ass peas get hot hubbies? Tara Whitney comes to mind. Same with Marissa Ross. Who else?
4:55 PM
Tara whitney's husband is UGLY!
Anonymous said...
Fleur,
what the hell do you hope to accomplish here?
Scolding everyone to death? You annoy so many peas on the board, why do you need to come here to do it too?
5:19 PM
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Yeah Fleur go away.
There are groups of peas just like there were groups in High School.
1) Trailer Trash Pickled peas--the hicks who are sour and stupid and stale and bitter like pickles (and their food).
2) SAHM Homebody Peas...the dipshits who love to post pics of their babies and kids as if we all care, have blogs about their mundane boring lives, are fat and unfulfilled and post daily so we all can see how boring and unfulfileld their pathetic lives really are.
3) The SAHMS Chic Peas who are housewives because working to them consists nothing more than shopping and going to church. They post pictures of SHOES and have tickers showing when their next house will be built.
1) Trailer Trash Pickled peas--the hicks who are sour and stupid and stale and bitter like pickles (and their food). Examples being Punkin Hick Pea...others?
2) SAHM Homebody Peas...the dipshits who love to post pics of their babies and kids as if we all care, have blogs about their mundane boring lives, are fat and unfulfilled and post daily so we all can see how boring and unfulfileld their pathetic lives really are. example here: Momtoemily, Mary Mary, others?
3) The SAHMS Chic Peas who are housewives because working to them consists nothing more than shopping and going to church. They post pictures of SHOES and have tickers showing when their next house will be built. Examples: Keriwest, caratx
another group are the girls like 8, stepford wife, aimmer that like to chat. Am I the only one that thinks they're a bit freaky deaky??
"2) SAHM Homebody Peas...the dipshits who love to post pics of their babies and kids as if we all care, have blogs about their mundane boring lives, are fat and unfulfilled and post daily so we all can see how boring and unfulfileld their pathetic lives really are.
3) The SAHMS Chic Peas who are housewives because working to them consists nothing more than shopping and going to church. They post pictures of SHOES and have tickers showing when their next house will be built. "
Those are totally right on. There are absolutely two different camps of sahm's on the board. I get the feeling it is sometimes hard for one group to relate to the other group. Both groups are huge.
The 8 group i get the feeling is the younger, skankier clique.
1) Trailer Trash Pickled peas--the hicks who are sour and stupid and stale and bitter like pickles (and their food). Examples being Punkin Hick Pea...others?
- I'd say monique, but we all know the fat cow eats more than pickles.
Pat
There has to be a group for Sugar Coated Peas, who love to just brag, show off, and pimp whatever it is about themselves in a boastful light.
The Poser Peas who are so fake and phoney and everyone sees right through them. Sometimes their facade is intellectual (ex: Mapchic, Ashley Nichole, View) and sometimes it is appearance, (princess pea).
Skank Peas are like the Manda's of the group, who flaunt their sexuality just to get a rise and attention.
What's the difference between a sugar coated pea and a chic pea?
What's the difference between a sugar coated pea and a chic pea?
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In my opinion, I see them as different based on SAHM status and possibly even marriage? The chic pea is always a SAHM. The sugar coated pea, like Annabella, doesn't have to be. Make sense?
You know, not all the groups have to be negative. I think there is a group of educated, well spoken and down to earth peas too.
ha!
If you had to put yourself in a category which one would it be?
wow that makes me lose complete faith in the system that maladjusted adults get to be responsible for molding fragile childrens lives!!
oh please, cara in tx isn't a chic pea at all. I would think of her more like a hick pea.
There has to be a group for Sugar Coated Peas, who love to just brag, show off, and pimp whatever it is about themselves in a boastful light.
The Poser Peas who are so fake and phoney and everyone sees right through them. Sometimes their facade is intellectual (ex: Mapchic, Ashley Nichole, View) and sometimes it is appearance, (princess pea).
Skank Peas are like the Manda's of the group, who flaunt their sexuality just to get a rise and attention.
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Spot on, ladies!
I feel like screaming every time cara calls her son "special guy" argh! I seriously need a chill pill.
The Poser Peas who are so fake and phoney and everyone sees right through them. Sometimes their facade is intellectual (ex: Mapchic, Ashley Nichole, View)
ditto
"2) SAHM Homebody Peas...the dipshits who love to post pics of their babies and kids as if we all care, have blogs about their mundane boring lives, are fat and unfulfilled and post daily so we all can see how boring and unfulfileld their pathetic lives really are.
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oh yes!
Seminary President: Katrina Washed Satan Out Of New Orleans
POSTED: 10:22 am CDT June 12, 2006
UPDATED: 10:35 am CDT June 12, 2006
GREENSBORO, N.C. -- The president of New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary said Hurricane Katrina has cleansed the city of its past hostility toward Christian evangelism.
The Rev. Chuck Kelly spoke Sunday night at the pastors conference preceding this week's annual meeting of the Southern Baptist Convention in Greensboro, N.C.
Kelly said New Orleans used to be "a seat of Satan" where evangelists felt oppressed by "the spiritual darkness of that place."
But, he said, "Satan got floated out of the flood," leaving New Orleans open and ready to listen to "the gospel of Jesus Christ."
And ITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, off subject, but...anyone ever wonder how some UGLY ass peas get hot hubbies? Tara Whitney comes to mind. Same with Marissa Ross. Who else?
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Mogley is pretty, but her husband is UGLY!!!!
salserita92 posted a thread once about her "hot" husband, but he only looked like a white trash hick.
1) Trailer Trash Pickled peas--the hicks who are sour and stupid and stale and bitter like pickles (and their food). Examples being Punkin Hick Pea...others?
supermomtff
Mogley is pretty, but her husband is UGLY!!!!
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Her daughter is beautiful! She just needs to get her eyebrows waxed.
Kelly said New Orleans used to be "a seat of Satan" where evangelists felt oppressed by "the spiritual darkness of that place."
But, he said, "Satan got floated out of the flood," leaving New Orleans open and ready to listen to "the gospel of Jesus Christ."
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It didn't even flood Bourbon Street and the French Quarter. It effected the sick and poor the most. Explain that, fuckhead!
Mogley's husband isn't hot, but he's not ugly.
Her daughter is beautiful! She has Mogley's beautiful eyes.
It didn't even flood Bourbon Street and the French Quarter. It effected the sick and poor the most. Explain that, fuckhead!
Too bad you weren't in the area that was flooded. Then you, fuckhead superior, would be dead. It's a shame that there were so many sick and poor people that were killed. It should have been the "fuckheads" like you. Then the world would be a better place.
I don't think Tara's husband is ugly. A little chubby, maybe but not unattractive.
can you post a link to husband being discussed? ;)
I don't think Tara's husband is ugly. A little chubby, maybe but not unattractive.
I think the person meant Tara was ugly, and her hubby is hot. I think you misread.
It didn't even flood Bourbon Street and the French Quarter. It effected the sick and poor the most. Explain that, fuckhead!
Too bad you weren't in the area that was flooded. Then you, fuckhead superior, would be dead. It's a shame that there were so many sick and poor people that were killed. It should have been the "fuckheads" like you. Then the world would be a better place.
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I was calling the person that agreed with the preacher that God put his wrath on NO to punish the "sinful" city a fuckhead. It makes me ill that some people think that. The images of the sick and poor I saw on TV still haunt me.
Mogley's husband
mogley's husband is OK, and mogley is ok.
Anonymous said...
Mogley is pretty, but her husband is UGLY!!!!
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Her daughter is beautiful! She just needs to get her eyebrows waxed.
I agree. She's a little Brooke Shields.
Gross! Mogley's husband is nasty looking, what is she doing with him?
Yeah her husband has a HUGE forehead! Isn't she too little for him?
helloooooo...money is more important than looks.
(love comes first of course ;)
Mogley's husband
- OH SHIT!! The scientists can stop looking for Big Foot!!
Pat
why is it a problem if people like to chat with others they've met at peas and how is it different than chatting with people here?
"stephanie480 said...
The daughter looks like she is around 10 years old. At any rate, she is a juvenile, so let's lay off dissing her, ok?
There are plenty of MCBs to discuss. The MCBs can certainly spew more shit in one day than this girl has in her entire life up to today!
8:05 PM "
Oh so suddenly Stephanie has morals?
Sorry Stephanie, they've all been discussed out. Laurens a cunt, Moloves a cunt, Monique is a cunt, Ruth is a cunt. There ya go we got it.
The daughter looks like she is around 10 years old. At any rate, she is a juvenile, so let's lay off dissing her, ok?
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Hasn't everyone said she was beautiful?
I think she is an idiot and I've said so many times. I can't believe she got to adopt children from any licensed agency. She clearly cannot handle her marriage, children, dog or life in general.
Sadly, I think the first comment is right, that daughter will be pregnant soon enough.
salserita92 posted a thread once about her "hot" husband, but he only looked like a white trash hick.
If Justin Timberlake and Forrest Gump had a baby together it would look like her husband.
I think this one child she is screeching about is the only child she did not adopt.
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my views on Fern have changed. The damn woman is such a know-it-all! She needs to take her menorah and shove up her ass!
I wana see that!
" think she is an idiot and I've said so many times. I can't believe she got to adopt children from any licensed agency. She clearly cannot handle her marriage, children, dog or life in general.
Sadly, I think the first comment is right, that daughter will be pregnant soon enough."
Yep god forbid the woman vent and be CONCERNED about her kids! She should just beat them or leave them out there to sink or swim. Unless you have adopted through the foster care system and KNOW what issues Sass' kids come from, you have no right to judge. At LEAST she gives a rats ass about her kids. What compassion wishing a child will be knocked up!
"that's like the first post she's made about the kid where she didn't mention she was adopted."
Good god bitch if she does and bitch if she doesnt!
"Poor sas. Not only does she ACT like a twit, she actually LOOKS like one."
How grown up you are, bashing someone based on looks! Yeesh!
Mogley's husband is nasty looking, what is she doing with him?
He's a decent, average looking guy. He's certainly not nasty looking. He may not make a woman wet just looking at him, but he's not a beast.
His receding hairline gives him an unfortunate fivehead. But I've seen the pics of all those pea hubbies and there are maybe TWO seriously hot-looking ones out of the bunch.
I mostly see a bunch of underdeveloped computer nerds or paunchy couch jockeys who aren't hideous by any means but who are simply decent or pleasant-looking at best. That's perfectly ok. I'm not Miss America and my DH is not Mr. Universe but we still turn each other on which is really all that counts. As long as your husband turns *your* crank, who cares if anyone else thinks he's hot?
Besides, a guy who looks like he stepped out of GQ but can't be bothered to change a diaper, ferry a daughter to a birthday party, or mop the kitchen once in a while is far less sexy than an average Joe who loves his family, is a contributing parent, and loving partner.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1808809&pg=2
Attention anons, small train wreck alert. All of the trailer trash peas are going to kick Lou's ass because she said taking a small child to a PG-13 movie is irresponsible.
Not that I like Lou, but they sound like a bunch of trashy high school thugs.
"I already said a long time ago that I believe the juveniles (no matter how rotten the parent) should not be fodder for discussion."
Sorry but I don't think Sass is a rotten parent, anything BUT.
Half the pea husbands look like they're 19 years old, I can't believe they're responsible fathers! Peas that come to mind are hiccup, choppedliver, Ariana, Eatcrayons, who else?
Supermom_ttf called upscale restaurants high scale restaurants. What a dumb bitch! High scale to Tammie is going to Sonic instead of Burger King.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1807696
Mapchic gets her twat waxed! Oblio must like it that way.
I want to know why 95% of scrappers are lard-asses. Ever watch the live audience on qvc scrap shows and try to find the skinny one? It's impossible!
sweet buttery Jesus.....
" I looked on the website and it says "safe and non-toxic". So, does that mean that if he did eat it, it won't hurt him? "
*banging head against wall*
Anonymous said...
Half the pea husbands look like they're 19 years old, I can't believe they're responsible fathers! Peas that come to mind are hiccup, choppedliver, Ariana, Eatcrayons, who else?
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Agreed! but I believe Ariana is only 22 or 23 and hiccup is somewhere close to that too.
Mapchic gets her twat waxed! Oblio must like it that way.
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OMG!! Why does she waste her money? Maybe the crotch hairs get caught in her chastity belt. Gag.
Supermom_ttf called upscale restaurants high scale restaurants. What a dumb bitch! High scale to Tammie is going to Sonic instead of Burger King.
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**snort**
Mapchic gets her twat waxed! Oblio must like it that way.
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OMG!! Why does she waste her money? Maybe the crotch hairs get caught in her chastity belt.
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What makes you think she doesn't get some dick? Why else would she be waxing her cooter?
I wax and don't get dick!
I wax and don't get dick
What's the point if no one else is going to see it? Unless you do it because you're wearing a bathing suit. I can't see Mapchic in a bathing suit.
What makes you think she doesn't get some dick? Why else would she be waxing her cooter?
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We're talking Mapchic.
All of the trailer trash peas are going to kick Lou's ass because she said taking a small child to a PG-13 movie is irresponsible.
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I hope they do. She's one of those peas who thinks she's better than everyone else.
All of the trailer trash peas are going to kick Lou's ass because she said taking a small child to a PG-13 movie is irresponsible.
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I hope they do. She's one of those peas who thinks she's better than everyone else.
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True!
I wax and don't get dick
What's the point if no one else is going to see it? Unless you do it because you're wearing a bathing suit. I can't see Mapchic in a bathing suit.
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Just seeing her fat wrist wearing a tiny watch was enough to know that her in a swimsuit with those huge knockers would be a scary site.
I wax and don't get dick
Hi KKT!
What makes you think she doesn't get some dick? Why else would she be waxing her cooter?
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We're talking Mapchic.
She's a virgin!
We're talking about the mapchic that doesn't believe in birth control. I bet she could find a bible verse against sucking dick.
Mapchic gets her twat waxed! Oblio must like it that way.
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OMG!! Why does she waste her money? Maybe the crotch hairs get caught in her chastity belt.
PIMP!
There has to be a group for Sugar Coated Peas, who love to just brag, show off, and pimp whatever it is about themselves in a boastful light.
The Poser Peas who are so fake and phoney and everyone sees right through them. Sometimes their facade is intellectual (ex: Mapchic, Ashley Nichole, View) and sometimes it is appearance, (princess pea).
Skank Peas are like the Manda's of the group, who flaunt their sexuality just to get a rise and attention.
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And then there are the moronic, bitchy peas who have burrs in THEIR twats. They are the ones who post here.
Anonymous said...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1807696
Mapchic gets her twat waxed! Oblio must like it that way.
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I don't know why she wastes her time or money. We know damn well no one is (nor wants to) going down there. :shudders:
my sister in law says that Lou is going to raise a big fat scaredy cat sissy boy.
I find it interesting that Yvonne is back to her bitchy ways now that she's not so concerned about that bundle of joy she's carrying.
She's a virgin!
Has she stated that?
I want to know why 95% of scrappers are lard-asses. Ever watch the live audience on qvc scrap shows and try to find the skinny one? It's impossible!
Have you ever read those scrapbook bios in CK? They always describe their favorite foods while scrapbooking. Hmmmm...lay off the chocolate and sugary sodas sweetheart.
How do you bitches sleep at night?
I want to know. It's an honest question.
How can you spew vile and nasty stuff all day long and go to sleep with peace?
How do you find the balance to your life while you do this?
Please take the time to answer these questions.
How do you bitches sleep at night?
I want to know. It's an honest question.
How can you spew vile and nasty stuff all day long and go to sleep with peace?
How do you find the balance to your life while you do this?
Please take the time to answer these questions.
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It's easier than you think.
Why do you keep reading our smut?
my sister in law says that Lou is going to raise a big fat scaredy cat sissy boy.
I find it interesting that Yvonne is back to her bitchy ways now that she's not so concerned about that bundle of joy she's carrying.
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I thought the same thing.
It's like asking child molesters and terrorists why they do what they do.
When you are the lowest form of life, and don't realize it, you don't know any better. Think of it this way at least all the smut is on one sight.
Anonnymous bloggers here are like the terrorists on 9/11. No different.
To point out someone is being idiotic or bitchy on a message board is NOT the same as blowing up 2500 people. Really. Get a grip, sister.
I don't know how some of the peas can sleep at night after they've shredded yet another poor lady because she dared to disagree with a queen pea.
It's hysterical how they all say they have Oblio on ignore. That young man is the only one there who speaks the truth. Me-ow indeed.
Anonnymous bloggers here are like the terrorists on 9/11. No different.
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exaggerate much?
And then there are the moronic, bitchy peas who have burrs in THEIR twats. They are the ones who post here.
10:43 PM
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Speaking for yourself huh bitch? Nice to know you have a burr in your twat! Why do you idiots talk shit about people who post here when you're obviously here reading and posting.
Anonymous said...
It's like asking child molesters and terrorists why they do what they do.
When you are the lowest form of life, and don't realize it, you don't know any better. Think of it this way at least all the smut is on one sight.
Anonnymous bloggers here are like the terrorists on 9/11. No different.
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Nice to know you compare your dim witted self to a terrorist. What a moron. No grasp on reality.
It is the same.
Terrorists. Do I exagerate much? Hah. How about your limited resources. I guess twat is the new cunt. You guys are really impressive.
When you are the lowest form of life, and don't realize it, you don't know any better. Think of it this way at least all the smut is on one sight.
Yes and that site is Two Peas in a Bucket.
love the way some of those peas are flipping out and wringing their hands over people smoking a blunt on occasion.
fricken' know-it-alls.
yeesh.
It's hysterical how they all say they have Oblio on ignore. That young man is the only one there who speaks the truth. Me-ow indeed.
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He says what we're all thinking.
And to the handslapper, go over and handslap at 2peas. There are plenty of bitches over there too.
He says what we're all thinking.
All the hate filled liberals
Pass the bong, Oblio. It's been a long time since I toked any. :)
All the hate filled liberals
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there you go, exaggerating again.
what are you smokin'?? oblio is a total liberal.
who's this beenzee?
not the brightest bulb, apparently.
I feel like screaming every time cara calls her son "special guy" argh! I seriously need a chill pill.
6:07 PM
omg ME TOO!! i do hope she doesn't call him that IRL, ugh!
while we're on the topics of movies and Cara in TX, check out her post in this thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1809517
(hope it works, don't know how to link, sorry)
duh, did she really think the OP wanted to know specifically about "special" children when asking how old was your kid when they went to their first movie?
personally i think cara said all that to promote what a freaking wonnnnnnnnnderful mother she is. bleh.
i don't think i have ever seen an uglier pea husband than boo's...good lord...i would never post pics if i was married to that!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1794238
i would never post pics if i was married to that!
Said by the anon 300lb cow
i don't think i have ever seen an uglier pea husband than boo's...good lord...i would never post pics if i was married to that!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1794238
OUCH! My eyes, my eyes! That was frightening!!
I think Boo and Mr. Boo are well matched. He has a bit of an ethnic look to him and I smile when I see them together. So he's not one of the two pea husbands y'all find attractive, I think he's handsome and as long as she finds him sexy, what do you care?
damn you cows are brutal. you go after the ones who aren't married. then you go after the ones who are married and call their husbands gay or ugly.
post a picture of yourself and your husband and let us rate how attractive you are. if your appearance is anything like your personality you are ugly enough to scare small children.
i don't think i have ever seen an uglier pea husband than boo's...good lord...i would never post pics if i was married to that!
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You pack of fucking bitches...who died and made you the fucking judgement police?
You will never come across a more solid marriage than this one...
Boo and her husband are better people than you cows will ever be.
They have a relationship, people fucking wish they could find in a lifetime.
I would love to see a picture of you bitches and your husbands so we can all sit back and tear your husband to shreds.
*claps for Madame Tramp*
ITA with Madame Tramp.
No shit.
I imagine how nasty you bitches are. How DO you sleep at night and live your regular lives?
Your ugliness must follow you
I wax and don't get dick
Hi KKT!
TOTALLY PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I see the tramps have made an appearance. Really guys, it's so obvious when you're up at 1:00. You should space your comments out more. :P
OK...if I read the word 'vile' one more time, I'm gonna hurl. I swear, I read that word 30 times, used by the hags on NSRB.
It must be a slow night over there because alot of them are here trying to pile on the anons...which by the way, I don't see any names by their posts either. Hypocrites.
Can you see those adopted kids later? When I was young my mom gave me up, then my other mom faked her death.
Yes makes for good holiday conversation.
OK...if I read the word 'vile' one more time, I'm gonna hurl. I swear, I read that word 30 times, used by the hags on NSRB
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I find it interesting that Yvonne is back to her bitchy ways now that she's not so concerned about that bundle of joy she's carrying.
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She's just in denial that her child won't make it. Her doctors are scared to tell her that and giving her false hope.
How can you spew vile and nasty stuff all day long and go to sleep with peace?
Quite easy.
It's hysterical how they all say they have Oblio on ignore. That young man is the only one there who speaks the truth. Me-ow indeed.
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Oblio had an interesting thread the other day.
will mary mary remain mormon for the rest of her life?
i don't think i have ever seen an uglier pea husband than boo's...good lord...i would never post pics if i was married to that!
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Yes he looks like a monkey.
i don't think i have ever seen an uglier pea husband than boo's...good lord...i would never post pics if i was married to that!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1794238
OUCH! My eyes, my eyes! That was frightening!!
He's smaller than her and has huge eyebrows! I bet you he's got a back full of hair! Gross!
OMG - Cara in TX - do you think your son likes being referred to as "special guy"? You make him sound retarded. Please, for all that's holy - stop calling him that! He HAS a NAME!!!!
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Vile. Rabid. Bitches.
Poor sas. Not only does she ACT like a twit, she actually LOOKS like one.
She reminds me of the kid in school that noone likes and she has to follow people around just to get them to give her the time of day. Even if they are telling her to fuck off - she don't care. They gave her something. Really sad....
Pat
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YO Pat
why is that EVERYTHING you post here on this blogs sounds like you speak from experience?????
You have some serious, serious problems! Someone must have shit in your post-tosties a time or two.
GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP....before we read about you on the front page of a newspaper as the newest serial killer or something. You are scarey in a sick way!!!
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"YO Pat
why is that EVERYTHING you post here on this blogs sounds like you speak from experience?????
You have some serious, serious problems! Someone must have shit in your post-tosties a time or two.
GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP....before we read about you on the front page of a newspaper as the newest serial killer or something. You are scarey in a sick way!!!
~C~"
Yep I agree with this. "Pat" is seriously messed up.
Drama is interesting. It's fun. It takes your mind away from other shit going on. If we all wrote posts with no drama, 2peas would be boring. There is a reason why Soap Operas on TV go on for years and years and still exist. It's because people watch it and in a way, they need it.
i don't think i have ever seen an uglier pea husband than boo's...good lord...i would never post pics if i was married to that!
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You pack of fucking bitches...who died and made you the fucking judgement police?
You will never come across a more solid marriage than this one...
Boo and her husband are better people than you cows will ever be.
They have a relationship, people fucking wish they could find in a lifetime.
I would love to see a picture of you bitches and your husbands so we can all sit back and tear your husband to shreds.
- Chill out you boo, you fucking twit. Don't be mad because you were stupid enough to post a picture of your ugly-ass husband for the whole world to see.
Why don't you all take a spin with your vibrators? It might make you a tad bit nicer.
I like Sass and I don't think she is totally crazy. We are all a little looney. I think she is a nice woman with a big heart. Leave her alone. If you are going to pick on someone, at least pick on a mean bitch who can take it.
I thought Fern was a Mormon, shows how much I pay attention.
You people are seriously mean. Do you have to call people ugly and put down husbands and children? You are why American society is so vile. You are all nicey nice but when hidden by anon you become evil bitches. It is truly scary. Are you really this mean?
YO Pat
why is that EVERYTHING you post here on this blogs sounds like you speak from experience?????
You have some serious, serious problems! Someone must have shit in your post-tosties a time or two.
GET SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP....before we read about you on the front page of a newspaper as the newest serial killer or something. You are scarey in a sick way!!!
- Now this hurts my feelings (not). YOU are obviously the one who needs the professional help much more than I for the simple fact that you seem to be obsessed with what "I" have to say.
I see many other comments from folks who speak much worse than I and you pick me out of the bunch? I think I might have struck a cord with you. Are you the kid who had no friends in school and went home crying everyday?
So basically all I am saying to you is get the fuck over it and I do think you are the one who needs the help honey, not me. Just some 'friendly' advice.
Move on.... if you can handle it.
Pat
And then there are the moronic, bitchy peas who have burrs in THEIR twats. They are the ones who post here.
10:43 PM
LMAO! Like you? ;-)
Ahhhh.....spoken like the true MCBs you both are!
STFU and take your fuckin' crickets with you, CUNTS!!
- Why thank you, stephanie!! Nice to hear someone else has a fucking sense of humor. Know what I mean??
Pat
Why don't you all take a spin with your vibrators? It might make you a tad bit nicer.
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I did last night, and I'm still the same bitch.
- Chill out you boo, you fucking twit. Don't be mad because you were stupid enough to post a picture of your ugly-ass husband for the whole world to see.
PIMP!
stephanie480 said...
Anonymous said...
I thought Fern was a Mormon, shows how much I pay attention.
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Well, Fern is a MORON, not a Mormon. You were off by a letter sweetheart. :)
11:02 AM
LMAO!
"Can you see those adopted kids later? When I was young my mom gave me up, then my other mom faked her death."
This makes it sound like Sass faked her death like in her town or something. Somehow I really doubt her kids know or care that she did it on a MB. Most people have moved on. You should try it!
"Are you the kid who had no friends in school and went home crying everyday? "
Nope but I think Pat was either one of these kids since she relates so well or one of the mean girls picking on them. Probably the latter since she picked on Sass due to her appearance! Sad, very sad. Are you taking out your pent up vengance here Pat? A therapist could help with that!
Actually I'm just jealous that I don't get laid so I have to bash on anyone else who is.
Pat
Nope but I think Pat was either one of these kids since she relates so well or one of the mean girls picking on them. Probably the latter since she picked on Sass due to her appearance! Sad, very sad. Are you taking out your pent up vengance here Pat? A therapist could help with that!
- Wow. You need to get with the times dummy. You think that's bad what I said about sas? You'd have a fucking stroke if you saw what I've said about monique... You make me laugh!
Oh, and by the way, I like how you referred to me as a 'she' - hmmm, Pat is a VERY confusing name, isn't it now?
Actually I'm just jealous that I don't get laid so I have to bash on anyone else who is.
Pat
- Oh my, you are so hardcore, I can't stand it. Nice try dumbass. I think I have a stalker...
Pat
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1810324
How dare someone criticize SAHMs!!! Being a SAHM is so necessary! SAHMs are raising the next generation and what they are doing is so important. It's a tough job. That's why you see them all online all fucking day because they are grooming little Johnny to be the most evolved person he can be.
Their husbands should kick their asses off the couch and make them get a job. Put little Johnny in a daycare where he can actually get some structured activities and mental stimulation.
Mothers are better parents when they have their own life and identity outside of their family unit. SAHMs just become blobs who do nothing meaningful with their lives but try to convince themselves otherwise.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1810324
How dare someone criticize SAHMs!!! Being a SAHM is so necessary! SAHMs are raising the next generation and what they are doing is so important. It's a tough job. That's why you see them all online all fucking day because they are grooming little Johnny to be the most evolved person he can be.
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LOL Well because obviously having another salary to create a better lifestyle for your family and paying for your kids to college is not your responsibility.
How dare someone criticize SAHMs!!! Being a SAHM is so necessary! SAHMs are raising the next generation and what they are doing is so important. It's a tough job. That's why you see them all online all fucking day because they are grooming little Johnny to be the most evolved person he can be.
Their husbands should kick their asses off the couch and make them get a job. Put little Johnny in a daycare where he can actually get some structured activities and mental stimulation.
Mothers are better parents when they have their own life and identity outside of their family unit. SAHMs just become blobs who do nothing meaningful with their lives but try to convince themselves otherwise.
- Well said. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Actually I have multiple personalities so I never quite know what I'm posting where.
Pat
"Wow. You need to get with the times dummy. You think that's bad what I said about sas? You'd have a fucking stroke if you saw what I've said about monique... You make me laugh!"
I think anything that takes a jab at someone's personal appearance is bad. I guess I am just humane that way!
Nope Steph just human and someone who doesn't take joy at taking pokes at others.
Pat: I don't give a rats ass if you are male or female. I know you are MEAN!
Nope Steph just human and someone who doesn't take joy at taking pokes at others.
Pat: I don't give a rats ass if you are male or female. I know you are MEAN!
- Thank you. I strive to be. My job is done seeing that I have pissed you off. Have a lovely day fuck face.
Pat
Pat's a hermaphrodite.
Pat's a hermaphrodite.
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I totally agree!!!!!!!
Pat's a hermaphrodite.
- Could be. I'd rather be a hermaphrodite than a whiny dumbass. Any day.
Pat
Nope Steph just human and someone who doesn't take joy at taking pokes at others.
Pat: I don't give a rats ass if you are male or female. I know you are MEAN!
- Thank you. I strive to be. My job is done seeing that I have pissed you off. Have a lovely day fuck face.
Pat
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Poor Pat
You are so pathetic it is really rather funny. Do you really think your comments get to anyone??? I now enjoy the blog for the next installment of "Pat's pathetic comment of the day". Your life is way more lame than anyone on 2 peas could ever dream of having! Thanks for the insight loser!
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Ahhhh.....spoken like the true MCBs you both are!
STFU and take your fuckin' crickets with you, CUNTS!!
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Pat, get your mother off the computer for godsake!!!
Poor Pat
You are so pathetic it is really rather funny. Do you really think your comments get to anyone??? I now enjoy the blog for the next installment of "Pat's pathetic comment of the day". Your life is way more lame than anyone on 2 peas could ever dream of having! Thanks for the insight loser!
- Oh yes, I know my comments get to you. That's for sure. Thank you for your input loser. You are now my anonymous stalker. Someone who is very seethingly jealous of what I have to say. It's very obvious.
But, never-the-less, keep on stalking me all you want. You will never know who I am - even though you want to know so bad you can taste it.
So carry on. You are doing a great job making a complete jackass out of yourself. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Almost...
Pat
How dare someone criticize SAHMs!!! Being a SAHM is so necessary! SAHMs are raising the next generation and what they are doing is so important. It's a tough job. That's why you see them all online all fucking day because they are grooming little Johnny to be the most evolved person he can be.
Their husbands should kick their asses off the couch and make them get a job. Put little Johnny in a daycare where he can actually get some structured activities and mental stimulation.
Mothers are better parents when they have their own life and identity outside of their family unit. SAHMs just become blobs who do nothing meaningful with their lives but try to convince themselves otherwise.
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WORD. You are my new hero.
How dare someone criticize SAHMs!!! Being a SAHM is so necessary! SAHMs are raising the next generation and what they are doing is so important. It's a tough job. That's why you see them all online all fucking day because they are grooming little Johnny to be the most evolved person he can be.
Their husbands should kick their asses off the couch and make them get a job. Put little Johnny in a daycare where he can actually get some structured activities and mental stimulation.
Mothers are better parents when they have their own life and identity outside of their family unit. SAHMs just become blobs who do nothing meaningful with their lives but try to convince themselves otherwise.
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WORD. You are my new hero.
Marissa Perez has a hot hubbie but she is a chunkie lil' plane jane.
Who's that lady who's husband used to be a real bonified model?
>>>>> my sister in law says that Lou is going to raise a big fat scaredy cat sissy boy.
I find it interesting that Yvonne is back to her bitchy ways now that she's not so concerned about that bundle of joy she's carrying.<<<<<
Lou is young--she just graduated high school in 2000.
I was totally shocked at how those bitches came down on her. Take your 3-year-old to any movies you like. I'll check back with ya when your kid's a teenager, and we'll compare notes.
I was totally shocked at how those bitches came down on her. Take your 3-year-old to any movies you like. I'll check back with ya when your kid's a teenager, and we'll compare notes.
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I agree.
"Their husbands should kick their asses off the couch and make them get a job. Put little Johnny in a daycare where he can actually get some structured activities and mental stimulation.
Mothers are better parents when they have their own life and identity outside of their family unit. SAHMs just become blobs who do nothing meaningful with their lives but try to convince themselves otherwise."
Awwww. You poor, poor thing. Sounds like a post from a bitter woman who's DH doesn't make enough money for you to stay home with the kids.
Why are Mega Threads fun? What is the motivation? What is the joy? Um, someone with logic explain these Mega Thread things to me.
Awwww. You poor, poor thing. Sounds like a post from a bitter woman who's DH doesn't make enough money for you to stay home with the kids. Rock on sistah! I feel the same way! I have two healthy, happy, well-adjusted children and a husband who makes surplus monies monthly so that I--who did the work away from home thing for 9 yearas--can now, finally, enjoy the Stay At Home lifestyle. :D
Awwww. You poor, poor thing. Sounds like a post from a bitter woman who's DH doesn't make enough money for you to stay home with the kids.
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You poor, uneducated 300 pound hag.
enjoy the Stay At Home lifestyle. :D
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But it's the TOUGHEST job EVER! Enjoy?! What's your post count up to at 2peas, 20,000!? Yes, your children are SO much better off. Especially when they have to take out a bunch of loans for college so your fat ass could stay home and watch Oprah.
You poor, uneducated 300 pound hag. So, staying at home means uneducated? That, need I point out to you, is a very narrow, pinhead, ignorant viewpoint. I--like so many other mothers--have post-graduate degrees. Know what that is, honey? As far as all SAHMs being "fat" or "haggish", you've obviously not met many! I'd be willing to bet that not only am I thinner than you but probably better looking (and better educated) AND...here's the best part...get to stay home in a HUGE home with lots of spare money to spend!!! and many fun luncheons to attend. So, stuff your narrow vacuous view...
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