*Giggle*
I saw his pee-pee.
I should say that the thread has been really sad to read, but in all honesty I have been laughing through it. Laughing at all the ladies who apparently thought big celebrity meant big dick.
This thread has got to page 3 already, so where are all the hand slappers? Why haven't any flags been thrown for use of a judgmental comment?
Come on. You are commenting on the size of the guys penis. I'm pretty sure he wasn't "displaying" himself to say that he has a huge tool. And I am positive he has never publicly implied that he gets women because of what is in his pants. So what is with the comments?
Uh-huh
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 12:32 PM
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I'm sure it's photoshopped. And if not, big deal.
LOL at the lady that said "I thought Google Images was safe for my children." Clueless.
Not photoshopped. It came from the Playgirl article that he sued. He and Paltrow were on the balcony sunbathing and a photographer zoomed in and got several shots.
He really does have a small pee-pee.
And I don't know that anyone thinks celebrity=big anything. Except a bank account.
I thought it looked like an average-sized soft dick.
I don't think it looks too small. He's not erect. I've been around the block many times and you can't tell how big it's going to end up by looking at it limp. Those things stretch a LOT when they get hard.
You can think he's got a shrimp dick but when he gets excited, it gets bigger than you ever thought possible.
I would say, based on experience, that it is pretty big for it being limp.
The link is gone, anyone have it?
Brad Pitt's small dick
"He and Paltrow were on the balcony sunbathing and a photographer zoomed in and got several shots. "
I saw those nude pics of Gwenyth and she had a full hairy dark brown vaj-j I was shocked she didn't wax.
Ladies I have an curious question for you?
Does seeing a man's cock turn you on? It doesn't for me. I'm not gay or anything, but it has as much excitement for me as seeing his elbow.
Does seeing a man's cock turn you on?
Not really. They look ok, I guess but the mere sight of a penis - erect or not - doesn't really thrill me all that much. It's why porn is so much more appealing to men, I think.
I like a good porno but the man dick is not why I watch.
This was one of the lamest threads in a while. Though the one lame woman who thought Google Images were childsafe is such a moron, it makes my head hurt to think she has children. Tee hee hee, Brad Pitt has a penis. BFD!
Does seeing a man's cock turn you on?
It depends on how big it is.
Does seeing a man's cock turn you on?
I hate giving blowjobs!
I hate giving blowjobs!
I do if the guy has a hairy bush. Why don't guys trim that shit up?
it's a peen....big deal.
you'd think these women had never seen one before.
besides, isn't this sort of thing against the tou??
I do if the guy has a hairy bush. Why don't guys trim that shit up?
Most guys do, just ask him to do it. Why should you shave your cochie and him not his? It's only fair.
How often do you girls blow your husband?
I thought it was super funny. I guess look at Brad Pitt's dick is a lot different from their husbands looking at porn, which it seems like 99% of outspoken Peas are against. ;)
How often do you girls blow your husband?
Let's just say my husband is a very lucky man. I love giving.
How often do you girls blow your husband?
How often do you? Blowing is part of foreplay for us.
Why so secretive girls? This is anon. I'd like to know if you do it daily or not.
Why so secretive girls? This is anon. I'd like to know if you do it daily or not.
Is this slower joe?
We don't have sex every day - more like three times a week. When we do have sex, I give 100% of the time.
I need it daily well unless it's that time of month. Then let the blowing begin!
I need it daily well unless it's that time of month. Then let the blowing begin!
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You blow when you don't get anything in return? Isn't that unfair.
You blow when you don't get anything in return? Isn't that unfair.
I don't think satisfying your husband's needs is unfair. It's not all about what *I* am getting out of it. Sometimes he gives more sexually than I do. Other times I do more for him.
I don't think satisfying your husband's needs is unfair. It's not all about what *I* am getting out of it. Sometimes he gives more sexually than I do. Other times I do more for him.
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When I was told I couldn't have sex for the last trimester of my pregnancy, the last thing on my mind was worrying about whether or not my husband was getting satisfied. He could wait until my body was ready to have sex.
When I was told I couldn't have sex for the last trimester of my pregnancy, the last thing on my mind was worrying about whether or not my husband was getting satisfied. He could wait until my body was ready to have sex.
Intimacy is very important to a marriage. You could've done other things to your husband besides just regular sex. If you can hold something in your hand to eat, you can give a hand job.
If you can hold something in your hand to eat, you can give a hand job.
bahahahhaha
Maybe he's a grower, not a show-er. I thought it was a decent size for being flaccid, anyways.
If you can hold something in your hand to eat, you can give a hand job.
Men don't need women to help them mastibate. Who does hand jobs anymore? That's something pre-teens do or my grandma back in the day.
Men don't need women to help them mastibate. Who does hand jobs anymore? That's something pre-teens do or my grandma back in the day.
What's mastibate? Preteens and granny giving hand jobs? You must live in West Virginia
"Men don't need women to help them mastibate. Who does hand jobs anymore? That's something pre-teens do or my grandma back in the day."
7:06 PM
They don't need help but they like it.
Damn you ladies are a bunch of Joan Cleavers even in the bedroom!
Damn you ladies are a bunch of Joan Cleavers even in the bedroom!
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I'm not. I let my husband nut all over my face when it turns him on.
I'm not. I let my husband nut all over my face when it turns him on.
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ROFL!
I swallow.
I take my hubby's dick up the ass. And I like it!
I take my hubby's dick up the ass. And I like it!
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I only like it occassionally, but when you do it once they want it all the time.
I only like it occassionally, but when you do it once they want it all the time.
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Yeah, that's a special occasion thing.
Let's talk about the aftermath of anal...the morning after secretions...you know the anal leakage of gizz. Do you all get that? If it weren't for that I wouldn't have such a problem with anal.
I didn't think his dick was small. It was not erect. The size of limp weiners vary, but most grow to at least average if not a little bit more. His limp dick was much larger than Jude Law's limp dick. Jude had a turtle hiding in his shell. I thought Brad's looked pretty yummy, but I am into to dicks.
Does seeing a man's cock turn you on?
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Yes it does. I love cock's, everything about them. I love touching them, giving blow jobs, having sex with them. I feel sorry for your husbands. I absolutely love cock's! I also love the balls, especially when they are sweaty after a golf game.. yum yum!
^^^^^57 year old male homosexual^^^
I am wondering if these woman have actually been with a man with a "hard-on" if they think that is hard.
LMAO
Yes it does. I love cock's, everything about them. I love touching them, giving blow jobs, having sex with them. I feel sorry for your husbands. I absolutely love cock's! I also love the balls, especially when they are sweaty after a golf game.. yum yum!
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Hi Manda! Your boyfriend's head looks like acock
Hi Manda! Your boyfriend's head looks like acock
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lol so immature but I giggled anyways. I thought that myself actually.
Yes it does. I love cock's, everything about them. I love touching them, giving blow jobs, having sex with them. I feel sorry for your husbands. I absolutely love cock's! I also love the balls, especially when they are sweaty after a golf game.. yum yum!
I was with you until you mentioned sweaty balls. I'm a freak but sweaty stinky balls makes me want to hurl.
I was with you until you mentioned sweaty balls. I'm a freak but sweaty stinky balls makes me want to hurl.
Seriously!
cocks are cool, but duh fucking duh, no need for an apostrophe (that's this ' little thing)
cocks not cock's...unless the cocks own something
you just look ignorant
I love giving blow jobs but I hate swallowing.
spit, then.
cocks are cool, but duh fucking duh, no need for an apostrophe (that's this ' little thing)
cocks not cock's...unless the cocks own something
you just look ignorant
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Hi Seanna!
Men don't need women to help them mastibate. Who does hand jobs anymore? That's something pre-teens do or my grandma back in the day.
Eww, your grandma told you that???
Damn you ladies are a bunch of Joan Cleavers even in the bedroom!
Who the hell is JOAN Cleaver????
Who the hell is JOAN Cleaver????
http://www.tvland.com/shows/
litbeaver/character1.jhtml
I love giving blow jobs but I hate swallowing.
Don't you get bored after awhile? I only do it if he's straight out of the shower, otherwise it smells.
Hi Manda! Your boyfriend's head looks like a cock
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lol so immature but I giggled anyways. I thought that myself actually.
Conehead is more like it! Shaving your head bald doesn't fool us that you're not losing your hair. It's really only something black men can pull off since you don't see their hair growing in. Be proud to be bald, George Constanza was. Or do something about it!
Manda can do better.
Graham is hot!
Ya know who is ugly?
That shit about Brad Pitt (who I would fuck day and night regardless of that picture) having a small cock...
LADIES IT'S NOT THE SIZE...IT'S HOW THEY USE IT.
Right?
Nothing like a guy packing one helluva pistol and not knowing what the fuck to do with it. That's just a sad waste.
LADIES IT'S NOT THE SIZE...IT'S HOW THEY USE IT.
Nah, small is small. They should stick to short women with tiny vaginas.
Conehead is more like it! Shaving your head bald doesn't fool us that you're not losing your hair. It's really only something black men can pull off since you don't see their hair growing in.
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No kidding. His head is just WAAAAY too big. It's distracting!!! He needs to wear hats.
Brad has a weenie weenie peenie. Thankfully, my dh has a 9+ incher!!! And, btw, knows how to use it. mmmm
LADIES IT'S NOT THE SIZE...IT'S HOW THEY USE IT.
Nah, small is small. They should stick to short women with tiny vaginas.
- well, I'm very proud of my tight vagina. Sorry someone could throw a hot dog down your hallway.
- well, I'm very proud of my tight vagina. Sorry someone could throw a hot dog down your hallway.
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ROFL!
- well, I'm very proud of my tight vagina. Sorry someone could throw a hot dog down your hallway.
huh? don't get it.
- well, I'm very proud of my tight vagina. Sorry someone could throw a hot dog down your hallway.
huh? don't get it.
- Yeah. You wouldn't. It means she's a fucking slut, dumbass. Get it now, fuck face?
I think his weenie is fine... it may have not even been fully hard
you guys are perverted little fuckers for a bunch of scrapbooking soccer moms
I do if the guy has a hairy bush. Why don't guys trim that shit up?
and why do guys insist on pushing on your head while your down there... um hello im already here!!
you guys are perverted little fuckers for a bunch of scrapbooking soccer moms
Get a vibrator and loosen up!
hey finally a reason to use 2 o's without the spelling police attacking me!
you guys are perverted little fuckers for a bunch of scrapbooking soccer moms
- Not all of us are scrapbooking soccer moms dumbass.
Pat
I'm just jealous because Brads penis is bigger than mine.
Pat
I'm just jealous because Brads penis is bigger than mine.
- Hey my one-line stalker!! How ya doin' loser? Still can't get beyond the one-liners, huh? That's a shame.
Here's some advice: Maybe if you started posting something of some substance under my assumed name, maybe, just maybe, people may start to believe that you are in fact, ME.
You poor, poor little thing. I get it now! You WERE the kid who had no friends in school and went home crying every day.
And you still don't have anyone in your life but your pathetic little self and that's why you're following me around. Just like a little lost puppy.
Well, have fun being my shadow because that is all you will ever be. My shadow. Sorry for you.
It must really suck not even having enough sense to become you're own person and have to follow and stalk people to be something.
Poor little loser. I do feel for ya. But if you practice a whole bunch, you may be able to clean the shit out of that hole on your shoulders that you think is a brain and be able to put two words together and actually create a sentence.
WOW!! Won't that be a Kodak moment!!
Pat
"You poor, poor little thing. I get it now! You WERE the kid who had no friends in school and went home crying every day. "
Oh yes you are miss popularity. You were the butch dike standing on the corner beating the shit out of everyone for their lunch money.
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