How Fucking Stupid Are You?
I over look a lot of comments here because the responses aren't the point of the blog for me (although I find them very entertaining and I know they are a huge part of why many people read the blog). However, the stupidity of some of the commenters is becoming unbearable so I am going to address the problem.
This is a personal blog, okay? It is not a public message board, it is not open to other people to post entries with their own opinions because again, it is my personal blog that I solely have control over. To intelligent people, this concept (of a personal blog) is easy to understand. To those with the brain of a sheep it apparently is not so easy to understand.
Comments such as "all the stuff posted today and this is the best you can do?" "You haven't posted in a week and this is what you find interesting to comment on?" "do you think you are saying anything that hasn't already been said?" "Update already"--- Sheeps brain, seriously. And a great example of the almighty controlling freaks that so many people get tired of over at NSBR.
You are seriously going to come to my personal blog and demand that I update? Comment that my opinions on something are not worthy of your time because you think there is something better to comment on? What the fuck?!?! Why are you here then? Why come here and complain that the material bores you? I am not here for the purpose of entertaining your stupid ass. If you get enjoyment out of it, then bonus! If you are going to complain about the context of a personal blog then go the fuck away. Do you need a map or something?
Ooooohhhhhh here is comes! I will save you the trouble, okay?
Pot, meet kettle.
Oh the irony.
You should take your own advice.
The same goes for you.
Why don't you stop reading NSBR.
blah,blah,blah,blah.....suck my dick. Here is the difference oh lame ones. I don't post things over there in safe mode then run here and elaborate on my opinion.
I keep my thoughts and responses here.
Where I feel they belong.
In my personal space.
Of my own blog.
Which I use to comment about an open message board.
Where I find joy in reading about the sad and pathetic lives of women and laughing at their ridiculous bantering. Then pointing out their stupidity.
Are you getting the picture? Do I need to get the fat crayons and recycled paper out of the cubby?
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 6:29 PM
83 comments
83 Comments:
If you don't want comments then don't provide a place for them.
Let me add another word to your list:
Hypocritical.
You really don't get it. People like your opinions and want to see you open a discussion on something. But with this horrid ungrateful attitude of yours (without the commenters you wouldn't have a blog) and the fact that you can't be bothered to read our comments, makes me not want to come back here.
- signed a faithful reader
A good blogger appreciates her audence and comments on their comments, participation is key if you want to keep your followers.
Or else you'll end up like one of your spin-off blogs who just stopped posting one day because no one was reading it or commenting to it.
Okay well you already call most of the peas stupid, now you're calling the people who comment to your blog stupid. Who's left to read your blog then?
I see the comments have gotten to you and you are feeing defensive. Good. You know how it feels. Yes, people are getting bored and tired of your blog. Commenter who said crickets is right on. So many people have fled this cuz it's dull and boring. It had it's day and now it's done.
Since it is your PERSONAL blog and all, have fun. You've got about 10 people tops that enjoy and comment. Samantha is your biggest fan. You two can just continue on.
It had potential, but you failed. I'll keep checking back but I doubt there will be any improvement. There hasn't been for weeks. It's a shame. I had potential. Now, meh.
Nice job making your even semi-faithful readers feel like shit. You've helped make their decision for them.
NSBR is laughing while this blog tanks. It's great. Like I've said before, this is a flash in the plan. NSBR rocks, all the crazy posters and all. It's what makes that place great. I wish this could have held up, but it didn't.
You've resorted to being super defensive and nasty. Not funny nasty, but nasty how losers are when they fail. Blame yourself. You could have done better.
Good lord.
*Why am I a hypocrit?
*Where did I say I can't be bothered with reading comments?
*Didn't I point out that the comments are a huge reason people read the blog?
*Thats great that people like my opinions, but why must I follow the crowd in terms of what I choose to comment on and when I choose to do it?
*And sorry, but I do not have time to post as many entries here as I would like to let alone comment on 300+ comments. That's just not going to happen.
Anonymous said...
Okay well you already call most of the peas stupid, now you're calling the people who comment to your blog stupid. Who's left to read your blog then?
7:54 PM
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well .. a lot of the people who comment here *are* peas. they don't all of the sudden get smarter cause they comment here
lol
Apparently the answer to your question is-
Very fucking stupid, indeed.
The comments here just prove that people don't understand what a blog is and how it differs from a message board.
Poster 8:04- Thanks for proving one of my points. Go dictate over at 2 peas where your opinion might be wanted.
How fucking stupid are you? The only stupidity I've seen in the comments were those arguements between stephanie450 and Pat.
It's possible to be on 2peas and miss some good threads. Your commenters are being helpful by pointing out a link here or there.
Are you really going to tell us how to comment on your blog?
If you don't like it, just turn off comments. Easy solution.
Otherwise you can control comments by deleting the ones you don't like.
Whiney PVM's like this don't fare well in the grand scheme of things.
Are you really going to tell us how to comment on your blog?
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lol are you for real? why the hell not.. it is HER blog! people tell her how to blog all the damn time but that's ok right?
talk about hypocrite.
just pointing out the obvious here. this is a huge pvm. huge.
all ticked off and out of tricks.
you can't dictate the comments here. that's what pisses you off. you are game as much as all the peas that get bashed over here. doesn't feel good does it.
now some commenters are slithering over there and posting who they hate. so lame. you can't keep this going and it's killing you.
Jesus Christ did you people even bother to read the post?
yeah, read it, twice. it was stupid and lame both times.
sorry your life sucks and you hate us so much.
Where is the witty commentary? You used to be so funny. What happened?
Tell me how this is a PMV? Tell me what I am asking you to validate? Please. Someone. Anyone. PMV gets thrown around so much like the word troll and the words have lost their meaning.
What am I asking you to validate? Huh?
Any yes I can dictate the comments very easily. With a click of the button I can make them ALL go away. That is so not the point.
READ
READ
READ
READ
READ
You must be on the rag
Don't you love the idiots who are a day late and a dollar short? Peas that start threads long after 6 others about the exact same topic have been going.
SocratesMom with the nastiest feet is constantly doing this. She just wants to jump on the bandwagon. She always posts after the fact. Trying to get some heat going, but late. It cracks me up.
Other people do this too but I cna only think of nastyfeet right now.
Never an original though she just has to post though.
They are trying to come up wtih a list of popular peas now.
You forgot the biggest reason.
You put it in a personal blog AND hawk it so you GET this attention. If you just wanted it for YOUR personal gain, comments wouldn't exist and neither would us finding it.
I agree with you lots of times. I never post on what you should write or anything else.
I know you think you have a valid point but look, you are not saying who you are either. We don't know you over there either.
Sheesh.
When you have a public blog (and yes blogger is ALL public you can't private entry) then you can't be upset over what people say in the comments since you allow them.
You are trying to dictate everything about YOUR blog, I get that but you have to realize it is a moot point, hence the open blog and comments. If you truly want to not be bothered by unwanted comments then either spend your life deleting them, make them have a blogger account to post comments or do away with comments.
Sucks for those of us that like to read the comments but it is YOUR blog and you do what you need too.
You are being a little hypocritical though, I know you think we aren't reading your post the right way but put on our shoes and read it from our view point too.
PS Most blogs aren't about bashing people but THEIR OWN LIFE this one is not like that, it is a public blog about a public board, something that DOESN'T belong to you so...think about that.
Ok that last thing I meant, when it is your own personal life you are talking about, it is rude for people to dictate it in the comments but this is not that kind of blog. You are talking about everyone elses life, not yours. Fair game.
Get it?
Whiney PVM's like this don't fare well in the grand scheme of things.
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Your post was annoying to read, but it translated like this: please don't say x on my blog, I can do what I want because this blog is all mine!
Where is the witty commentary? You used to be so funny. What happened?
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She lost it. I've loved your posts to date, but this by far was the worst whiney blog entry I've ever read. So sad!
" Anonymous said...
They are trying to come up wtih a list of popular peas now.
8:24 PM "
It's a joke dumbass. If you don't know your peas history then you suck. Read up on the infamous Ladystars. Even people who weren't around when LS was around know about her.
"I keep my thoughts and responses here.
Where I feel they belong.
In my personal space.
Of my own blog.
Which I use to comment about an open message board.
Where I find joy in reading about the sad and pathetic lives of women and laughing at their ridiculous bantering. Then pointing out their stupidity."
And because you have left the comment section open, you have left your blog open.
To our opinions.
On your blog.
And how pathetic it is.
And we don't mind pointing out your stupidity.
Oh my. Having a meltdown over here too? I guess it's a good thing you keep it off of 2peas this time.
Anonymous said...
Ok that last thing I meant, when it is your own personal life you are talking about, it is rude for people to dictate it in the comments but this is not that kind of blog. You are talking about everyone elses life, not yours. Fair game.
Get it?
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BINGO! This is well said.
*shrug* I still like this blog.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! poor blogger is having a little baby fit. I love it.
Blogger - having a meltdown doesn't suit you well. You look stupid.
I agree with you.
i agree too.
I'm sure blogger really gives a shit.
Anonymous said...
Ok that last thing I meant, when it is your own personal life you are talking about, it is rude for people to dictate it in the comments but this is not that kind of blog. You are talking about everyone elses life, not yours. Fair game.
Get it?
8:39 PM
LMFVO!!!!
Stamp your feet whiny lame ass blogger. Your commentors have turned on you.
You're as stupid as you are lame. This blog would have died in the ass months ago if not for the anonymous commentors. Then you insult them. Not even in a funny witty way, which might have been kind of cool.
Waaaaaaahhhh!! You can't tell me what to do!
This post and your replies on it have given me the best laugh all night.
You suck blogger. And you are too stupid, and conceited to truly appreciate HOW VERY MUCH you suck.
ROFPMSL!!
I'm finding many of these comments totally amusing. I love how people complain about the blog, complain about 2Peas and how NSBR has changed (it's still the same to me - did anyone read the WIC thread). Yet they can't stay away from either.
Rock on, blogger.
Lauren, you better watch that nasty language. It has gotten the better of you more than once :P
Dear anon @ 8:04... you are SO obnoxious. I love how you launch into a diatribe on how you hate the blog and you aren't coming back and then you continue to say, "It had potential, but you failed. I'll keep checking back." You'll keep checking back? Gee... don't do us any favors. By the way, it's flash in the pan, not flash in the plan. Get an education and get back to us.
Address away buddy! However, don't expect anyone here to give a flying fuck about it. Okay sweetheart??? Big kisses for your wounded spirt. *Muah*
[i]You're as stupid as you are lame. This blog would have died in the ass months ago if not for the anonymous commentors. Then you insult them. Not even in a funny witty way, which might have been kind of cool.[/i]
Look you stupid fucking idiot. It's my blog. If you don't like what I write don't come here. From now on if I don't like what you write I am going to delete it. Deal with it.
2 Peas In My Ass said...
[i]You're as stupid as you are lame. This blog would have died in the ass months ago if not for the anonymous commentors. Then you insult them. Not even in a funny witty way, which might have been kind of cool.[/i]
Look you stupid fucking idiot. It's my blog. If you don't like what I write don't come here. From now on if I don't like what you write I am going to delete it. Deal with it.
1:08 AM
I wondered how long it would take for you to lose it. Freak.
Look you stupid fucking idiot. It's my blog. If you don't like what I write don't come here. From now on if I don't like what you write I am going to delete it. Deal with it.
Me thinks Lauren has either forgotten to take her meds or is hot flashing!
Lauren, you are such a moron!
Damn, blogger just doesn't get it.
How much fun was this blog before you got the commenters/readers? Would you of kept it up soley alone without any comments? Be honest now.
So you have to take the good with the bad. That is the life of a blog.
Bloggers I know that TRULY don't want to hear negative either
A, Don't blog
B. Blog private
C. Blog without comments
D. Write it in a spiffy little altered notebook at home with a cute little embellished lock.
Gonna delete the comments you don't like? You are admitting this and think YOU sound grown up and mature and above the negative Nelly commenters?
Now I am ROFLMAOPIP
Blogger I just had an idea.
Instead of having to monitor comments why don't you delete this blog and start a new one where noone knows about it.
Then you can have no comments and enjoy your so called purpose of this blog.
Wait a minute you are the one that directed everyone here.
Oh maybe I am fucking stupid.
No wait, that would be the blogger.
You're beginning to sound like the bitchy whiney hosebags on the NSBR board that you chronicle in your blog.
2 Peas In My Ass said...
[i]You're as stupid as you are lame. This blog would have died in the ass months ago if not for the anonymous commentors. Then you insult them. Not even in a funny witty way, which might have been kind of cool.[/i]
Look you stupid fucking idiot. It's my blog. If you don't like what I write don't come here. From now on if I don't like what you write I am going to delete it. Deal with it.
1:08 AM
I didn't write that.
Anytime anyone criticizes the blogger "it" goes off. I have noticed it from day one. "It” would make new entries just to mock or dress down anyone who dared to disagree with the GREAT blogger (insert bow and scrape).
You opened the door, Blogger, and encouraged people to pour all this vitriol out. You had to know that some of it would get directed back to you. I guess you thought that everyone "loved" you and this blog so much that they would never turn on you the way they have. Well, it is nice to sit here on the sidelines and see your miscalculation.
You gave everyone a sewer in which to empty their “garbage”. Now, it is your sewer and you have to live with the stink. What else could you expect from your little cult following of foul mouth miscreants? Maybe you have finally found some acceptance, however, in your otherwise pathetic life, who knows?
Payback is a bitch, isn’t it.?
I'm finding many of these comments totally amusing. I love how people complain about the blog, complain about 2Peas and how NSBR has changed (it's still the same to me - did anyone read the WIC thread). Yet they can't stay away from either.
Rock on, blogger.
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Word. WTF is up with people?? The blogger just said it was stupid to comment "this has gone downhill" or "this is boring". Yet they keep coming.
The bashers are the ones who want this blog to go away. It makes them uneasy. The first sign of weakness gives them hope. False hope.
Rock on, Blogger, rock on!
I guess you thought that everyone "loved" you and this blog so much that they would never turn on you the way they have. Well, it is nice to sit here on the sidelines and see your miscalculation.
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I believe you're talking about the Peas. That's why they hate this blog so much.
They say so much stupid shit and can't believe someone thinks that way of them.
Payback??? Puh-leez.
If you want to have a blog poking at stupid shit on NSBR, be man enough to take it when people criticize you.
In fact, I think I'll start my own blog that critiques this one. I'll call is 2 Peas In My Azzes.
It's my blog. If you don't like what I write don't come here. From now on if I don't like what you write I am going to delete it. Deal with it.
THANK YOU!! finally! get some of this dead air trimmed
Look you stupid fucking idiot. It's my blog. If you don't like what I write don't come here. From now on if I don't like what you write I am going to delete it. Deal with it. It's obvious it's YOUR blog. You're the only person out here ragging on and on in such an unarticulate, vocabulary dysfunctional way. You are trying to assert yourself but are coming off as lacking education, having a small vocabulary and having an extreme difficulty in expressing yourself. It's obvious it's YOUR blog.
All yours.
I wouldn't lay claim to your base words if someone had a gun to my head.
Great blog, darling, but you do sound a teeny bit shrill here. It's fine with me that you write what you wish.
unarticulate?
UNarticulate???
um.........you may want to look that up in the dictionary, sweetheart
lauren - have you been hitting the sauce again? ; )
You've got about 10 people tops that enjoy and comment.
Not true, let's start by listing the people who post under their name:
1 brandi
2 Stephstanley
3 steffie
4 mely
5 boo
6 hunzer
7 kandie
8 Fern
9 Fleur
10 Burning Feather
11 coppertone
12 Anne Marie
13 Eight
14 Stepfordwife
15 Keri
16 Hollee
17 Mowse
18 Seanna
19 Lauren
20 Sunshine
and I could go on
Peas that comment about it on the board so you know they're reading it regularly and post anon
1 Mary Mary
2 Stelorwal
3 Ruth
4 Foxymama
5 Pghscrapper
6 Wannapea
7 Sockmonkey
8 TheNewMrsC
9 Socratesmom
10 Sassafrass
11 Armywife
12 Stinkyrose
13 agengr2004
14 scrappycorner
15 pumpkin
16 mogley
17 scrapbrooker
18 3girls2scrap
19 my2kidzsmom22
20 beanbean
and this is a very short list that could be elaborated
2 Peas In My Ass said...
Look you stupid fucking idiot. It's my blog. If you don't like what I write don't come here. From now on if I don't like what you write I am going to delete it. Deal with it.
1:08 AM
For the second time- I did not write that, so why are you fucktards still comment on it like I did?
And people turning on me? Have you read the blog at all? A lot of people don't like me to begin with, why would I care about the people who are turning on me?
Anonymous said...
Anytime anyone criticizes the blogger "it" goes off. I have noticed it from day one.
Are you serious? I am pretty sure every entry I have made has people criticizing me in the comments. Of the 174 entries I have made, two have been in response to the retards commenting about the blog. Apparently day one for you was yesterday.
Word. WTF is up with people?? The blogger just said it was stupid to comment "this has gone downhill" or "this is boring". Yet they keep coming.
THANK YOU person with a brain. I was starting to think I had to use baby words for people to understand.
And people turning on me? Have you read the blog at all? A lot of people don't like me to begin with, why would I care about the people who are turning on me?
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Your haters don't like you, but you have a ton of fans who you are now isolating by saying you don't care if we read or not. Reality check - without your loyal readers, no one would read your blog. It's not too smart to critcize us. You really are dense.
What planet do you live on? Everything about you is fantastic and smart and witty and insightful? No one dare criticise anything about you and your precious blog?
It sucks getting a dose of your own medicine, doesn't it?!
BTW, this is the best post you've ever put up. At least it was the most satisfying from my perspective.
Anonymous said...
Your haters don't like you, but you have a ton of fans who you are now isolating by saying you don't care if we read or not. Reality check - without your loyal readers, no one would read your blog. It's not too smart to critcize us. You really are dense.
5:31 PM
OMG yes! because it would just be the end of the world as I know it if people stopped reading the blog. The pedestal that some of you place yourselves upon is starting to crack from the weight. Some of you need to come down off it. (And no, that has nothing to do with fat people.)
" Anonymous said...
You've got about 10 people tops that enjoy and comment.
Not true, let's start by listing the people who post under their name:"
The operative word is ENJOY. I doubt many in the list you mentioned ENJOY the blog.
The operative word is ENJOY. I doubt many in the list you mentioned ENJOY the blog.
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Regardless if they enjoy it or not, they are hear everyday to check it out. They're not forced here, they come of their free will.
From my list, ALL of those COMMENT.
OMG yes! because it would just be the end of the world as I know it if people stopped reading the blog. The pedestal that some of you place yourselves upon is starting to crack from the weight. Some of you need to come down off it. (And no, that has nothing to do with fat people.)
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Your stupidity is mindblowing.
THANK YOU person with a brain. I was starting to think I had to use baby words for people to understand.
Oh my effing hell you are hysterical! Only the people who agree with you are clever, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I do believe you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder. It's nice to have a name for it, so that this pity I have for you, has some direction, you know.
I do believe you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder. It's nice to have a name for it, so that this pity I have for you, has some direction, you know.
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ITA Blogger your ego is way to big.
I do believe you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder. It's nice to have a name for it, so that this pity I have for you, has some direction, you know.
7:18 PM
Or maybe the blogger just has the emotional maturity of an 8 year old. Actually no. My 8 year old has better comebacks than, "you're dumb".
Or maybe the blogger just has the emotional maturity of an 8 year old. Actually no. My 8 year old has better comebacks than, "you're dumb".
7:26 PM
Oh yeah? Well my dad can beat up your dad.
Anonymous said...
Oh my effing hell you are hysterical! Only the people who agree with you are clever, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
No, actually the people who have half a brain to understand what it is I said rather than putting words in my mouth are the clever ones. I guess that leaves you out, eh?
7:48 PM
No, actually the people who have half a brain to understand what it is I said rather than putting words in my mouth are the clever ones. I guess that leaves you out, eh?
Oh, I understand. Many NPD people mistake disagreement with the inability to understand.
A bunch of weenie "I'm too scared to say who I am" anons trying to act tough with a wimpy pile-on? (Don't you know by now that that 2peas shit doesn't fly here?) I cracked a smile, but it is so pathetic that I didn't even laugh out loud. This has got to be the most cowardly thing I've seen all day! Y'all need to ask the Wizard for some COURAGE. You anons are like the cowardly lion (running scared), and the Blogger has you by the tail! (smirk)
Oh thank you for showing us the error of our ways.
You're forgetting that the blogger is the ultimate coward in the first place. Starting all this shit here instead of saying what she thinks at 2 peas where everyone with a backbone does.
I dislike you immensely samantha, but at least you have some dignity and backbone. Even if you are nasty piece of work.
2 Peas In My Ass said...
Anonymous said...
Oh my effing hell you are hysterical! Only the people who agree with you are clever, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
No, actually the people who have half a brain to understand what it is I said rather than putting words in my mouth are the clever ones. I guess that leaves you out, eh?
7:48 PM
7:51 PM
I didn't leave that comment either. Strange, a troll with a troll.
I had noticed that people were starting their own "thread" within your comments section....wtf ?
Clearly they don't "get" what a blog is.
Well then the blogger needs to decide what s/he wants.
If s/he truly wants this to be a blog where everyone only talks about the bloggers post, s/he will lose the majority of the blogs audience.
Face the facts. People are not coming here to read your witty commentaries on how stupid peas are, they are coming here to leave their own commentaries. One or two comments may be directed to the blog entry but the rest is just people typing their own vents. Plain and simple. You could just write Cara in TX and it would have the same effect as your long drawn out post. Just type Manda as a post and everyone will talk shit about Manda. It's not rocket science.
You are not as special as you think you are. Most people here don't give a damn what you have to say, they just want to leave nasty comments and play with other nasty people.
Face the facts. People are not coming here to read your witty commentaries on how stupid peas are, they are coming here to leave their own commentaries. One or two comments may be directed to the blog entry but the rest is just people typing their own vents. Plain and simple. You could just write Cara in TX and it would have the same effect as your long drawn out post. Just type Manda as a post and everyone will talk shit about Manda. It's not rocket science.
You are not as special as you think you are. Most people here don't give a damn what you have to say, they just want to leave nasty comments and play with other nasty people.
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ITA
unarticulated |ˌənärˈtikyəˌlātid| adjective not mentioned or coherently expressed : repressed hurt and previously unarticulated anger are explored. There you go you DUMB bitch!
unarticulate?
UNarticulate???
um.........you may want to look that up in the dictionary, sweetheart
Dipshit...did you see the definition. HOw stupid do YOU FEEL NOW? Look up! Look up! Ding dong,,,,dumb dumbs gone.
Tired of waiting on the lame ass blogger to come and update? Want to continue to chat with the same people? Want to come play at a real message board? Then come check this out.
Chat here
Made with love for all of of the commentators who make this blog the place to be. This message board is as good or as bad as the people who post on it. It's not about me, it's a place for you. Come and post at a place where your input is appreciated.
blah, blah, blah...suck my dick.
OBLIO...good to see you prick.
if you don't want the opinion of us self-richeous "sad and pathetic lives of women and laughing at their ridiculous bantering. Then pointing out their stupidity." then don't give us an outlet. Or the question is DO YOU REALLY enjoy wanking off to us?
Anonymous said...
unarticulated |ˌənärˈtikyəˌlātid| adjective not mentioned or coherently expressed : repressed hurt and previously unarticulated anger are explored. There you go you DUMB bitch!
1:15 PM
Anonymous said...
unarticulate?
UNarticulate???
um.........you may want to look that up in the dictionary, sweetheart
Dipshit...did you see the definition. HOw stupid do YOU FEEL NOW? Look up! Look up! Ding dong,,,,dumb dumbs gone.
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oh goody the infamous teacher that corrects everyone is here. Were you one of those people that get bent out of shape over misspelled words???
If you want to have a blog poking at stupid shit on NSBR, be man enough to take it when people criticize you.
In fact, I think I'll start my own blog that critiques this one. I'll call is 2 Peas In My Azzes.
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The unoriginality of creating your own blog sounds familiar "jett"...
In fact, go right ahead. You'll be very happy in there chatting with yourself seeing that you have quite some experience doing it on this blog...
Loser.
To the blogger: ROCK ON.
OMG, the whole narcissistic personality disorder thing has me literally LOL. Yes, this is by far the most satisfying post on this blog. And Samantha, I'm saying this under my own name, happy?
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