Saturday, July 08, 2006

Yes, I Have A Suggestion

How about putting the kid in a crib where he belongs.

I file these kind of questions with ones such as 'I burn my finger when I put it on the hot burner. What should I do?'

178 Comments:

At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your suggestion is far too sensible to be considered seriously by the granola mommies crowd.

 
At 6:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so tired of these co-sleeping mommies! Your baby will suffocate! Why do you think the crib was invented? Why do you decorate a nursury, which by the way the baby doesn't even notice.

 
At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone thinks KKT is a dork.

How could a 30 year old Bible-thumping virgin who is way into Star Wars possibly be considered a dork? I'm 100% shocked!

 
At 7:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or how bout the cow molove posting puking stories and pics of her nasty daughter, Is it bad that I hope she is pregnant?

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so tired of these co-sleeping mommies! Your baby will suffocate! Why do you think the crib was invented? Why do you decorate a nursury, which by the way the baby doesn't even notice.

Well they are pretty tired of people who know nothing about them or thier babies deciding how they should parent.

A baby can die anywhere it could happen in a crib as well. There is no 100% safe place. The best you can do is make choices in habits and products you use based on personal opinion.

The crib was invented to allow parents and option...option not an only choice.

Why decorate? well I know many people who don't. Some people actually use the room for more than sleeping so the child enjoys it during other parts of the day.

 
At 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh so now we no the blogger is an anti-breastfeeding, anti-cosleeping, possibly childess person.

I can understand why some people are annoyed by crunchy moms. They feel inferior, jealous, and don't want anyone to know it, so they attack.

You can tell the moms who are confident in their choices. They don't give a shit what other parents do. They are too busy parenting to insult others.

 
At 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can tell the moms who are confident in their choices. They don't give a shit what other parents do. They are too busy parenting to insult others.

ITA.

 
At 8:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She makes great sb pages but she's obviously a looney. Why on Earth would you give up your precious zzzzz's for anyone? You set aside time to sb...but not to get some good sleep. F****** morons.

 
At 8:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone thinks KKT is a dork.

How could a 30 year old Bible-thumping virgin who is way into Star Wars possibly be considered a dork? I'm 100% shocked!
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Sue you're a loser! Accept it! I wouldn't want to hang out with you either. Are you really going to confront someone and say "hey I heard you said I was a loser?" Nope this thread is just a PVM.

 
At 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or how bout the cow molove posting puking stories and pics of her nasty daughter, Is it bad that I hope she is pregnant?
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I'm sure her daughter would be embarrassed that a photo of her sleeping was posted on the internet.
But I don't think she's pregnant, who'd sleep with her?

 
At 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh so now we no the blogger is an anti-breastfeeding, anti-cosleeping, possibly childess person.

I can understand why some people are annoyed by crunchy moms. They feel inferior, jealous, and don't want anyone to know it, so they attack.

You can tell the moms who are confident in their choices. They don't give a shit what other parents do. They are too busy parenting to insult others.
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I call bullshit. You're too stupid to realize your baby could die in your bed. Only on 2peas do you find these idiots.

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look you can share your room with your baby, but you don't need to sleep with him. His bed can be right next to yours! God I find it so scary that some mothers co-sleep. Oh well, not my child thankfully. I do find it amusing how many new mothers think they're so smart and have a better way to do things.

 
At 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call bullshit. You're too stupid to realize your baby could die in your bed. Only on 2peas do you find these idiots.

8:53 PM


And you are too stupid to do your research. Studies show that infant deaths due to cosleeping are almost always caused by another factor, such as alcohol or drugs.

LOL - you're the idiot.

 
At 9:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Look you can share your room with your baby, but you don't need to sleep with him. His bed can be right next to yours! God I find it so scary that some mothers co-sleep. Oh well, not my child thankfully. I do find it amusing how many new mothers think they're so smart and have a better way to do things.

8:57 PM


Here's the thing. The mother you are all tearing to shreds here ISN'T criticizing anyone else's choices. That's YOU! You are saying your way is better.

Different strokes for different folks. I didn't do it, but I don't think it's dangerous or wrong.

 
At 9:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you are too stupid to do your research. Studies show that infant deaths due to cosleeping are almost always caused by another factor, such as alcohol or drugs.
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No dumbbass, rolling over and suffocating your baby will kill him.

 
At 9:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Lauren is hitting the sauce again*
http://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1849579&pg=2

 
At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No dumbbass, rolling over and suffocating your baby will kill him.

9:02 PM


You're hilarious. I know it's not nice to laugh at stupid people, but you just keep asking for it.

You are wrong. You don't know what you are talking about. Infant deaths related to cosleeping almost ALWAYS have another factor involved such as alcohol (mommy or daddy were drunk) or drugs (mommy or daddy was off their face).

Those are facts. Which is completely different from your ignorant, hysterical, misinformed opinion.

Idiot.

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger 2 peas in my ass said...

Anonymous said...
And you are too stupid to do your research. Studies show that infant deaths due to cosleeping are almost always caused by another factor, such as alcohol or drugs.

LOL - you're the idiot.

8:58 PM



Um, you really need to do some more research. And this time, try looking in places other then the library of 'mothers with babies attached to the cord".

 
At 9:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh you mean I should look in your library of judgemental assholes who should mind their own effing business?

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger 2 peas in my ass said...

Anonymous said...
Oh you mean I should look in your library of judgemental assholes who should mind their own effing business?

9:25 PM



You don't want opinions on it, don't put it out there to make it someones business. How hard is that concept?

 
At 9:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Look you can share your room with your baby, but you don't need to sleep with him. His bed can be right next to yours! God I find it so scary that some mothers co-sleep. Oh well, not my child thankfully. I do find it amusing how many new mothers think they're so smart and have a better way to do things."


Mothers and babies have co slept for centuries. Not sure what the problem is here. Seriously, no harm is being done, what do you care? And yes, I know babies can die from being suffocated. Babies are just as likely to die sleeping in a crib too. And I'm guessing most co-sleepers take precautions to keep from rolling over on their babies. They're not dumbasses.

 
At 11:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with mom's today? You can't bare to be away from them during the day so you homeschool. YOu can't be away from the at night so you sleep. You can't be away from them while out, so no stroller and you wear them.

Can you take a shit with out your kids?

 
At 11:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1849579&pg=2

Holy fucking shit...lola breast feeds her five year old?!?!?!

I love the way people dance around it..."to each their own"...."whatever works for you."

Breast feeding a 5 year old is nasty.

Maybe that's five years combined??

 
At 12:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with mom's today? You can't bare to be away from them during the day so you homeschool. YOu can't be away from the at night so you sleep. You can't be away from them while out, so no stroller and you wear them.

Can you take a shit with out your kids?

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No kidding. It's like their mothering instinct is out of whack. I feel sorry for their poor kids and dh's. I love being a mother, but it's not my sole identity or purpose in life.

 
At 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with mom's today? You can't bare to be away from them during the day so you homeschool. YOu can't be away from the at night so you sleep. You can't be away from them while out, so no stroller and you wear them.

Can you take a shit with out your kids?

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No kidding. It's like their mothering instinct is out of whack. I feel sorry for their poor kids and dh's. I love being a mother, but it's not my sole identity or purpose in life.

 
At 12:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

breastfeeding for years is sick.

 
At 12:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again the blogger shows what a stupid judgmental cunt she is. I pray you never have children.

 
At 12:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Maybe that's five years combined??"

Read the post it's 5 years combined. I believe she has 3 kids.

 
At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, don't ruin a good bitchfest here with actual logic or god-frobid, the TRUTH.

It's much more fun to spread lies, innuendo, and misinformation.

 
At 1:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah I forgot the TRUTH is off limits here! Sorry. My bad

 
At 1:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Lauren is terrified of boobs. Good fucking God you stupid fuckwit, boobs make milk, babies drink milk, babies who are drinking milk aren't screaming and bothering you.

Maybe she thinks they are dirty nasty things because noone wants to touch hers.

 
At 7:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read the post it's 5 years combined. I believe she has 3 kids.


That makes more sense. That would suck getting sucked for 5 years, lol.

 
At 8:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lola has 2 kids. She's pregnant with the third. No matter how you look at it, she's been breastfeeding a child old enough to be running around playing with friends.

 
At 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People who breastfeed toddlers and older children are doing it for their own benefit, not the kids. They can't let go.

 
At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

screw the world health organization, fuck the american academy of pediatrics. You dumb fucks all know more than the DOCTORS and experts. The EXPERTS (aka people who know what they are talking about) all reccomend extended breastfeeding. But what do they know.

Show me the degrees after your name and I might consider listening to your advice.

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell us your name and we might consider thinking of you as anything but an asshole. The operative word is "might".

 
At 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, thanks for your suggestions! 'Put the kid in a crib where he belongs'... NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!! Wow am I ever a dumb arse (slaps head) 'Can't you take a shit without your kids?' um, no, actually I usually don't!! There's usually at least 1 hammering on the door while I'm trying to do the business
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Yes you are a dumb ass. I've trained my kids not to disturb me while I'm in the bathroom. But you obviously have problems setting up boundaries with your kids, starting with having him sleep in your bed as an infant.

 
At 10:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with mom's today? You can't bare to be away from them during the day so you homeschool. YOu can't be away from the at night so you sleep. You can't be away from them while out, so no stroller and you wear them.

Can you take a shit with out your kids?
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Thank you! Let me add that most of the women on 2peas say they can't bare to take a vacation without their baby because they don't trust a single soul to watch their baby during that time.

 
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you! Let me add that most of the women on 2peas say they can't bare to take a vacation without their baby because they don't trust a single soul to watch their baby during that time.

10:42 AM
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bear: To have a tolerance for; endure


bare: Lacking the usual or appropriate covering or clothing; naked

 
At 12:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you! Let me add that most of the women on 2peas say they can't bare to take a vacation without their baby because they don't trust a single soul to watch their baby during that time.
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ITA!

 
At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A goofy anon trying to be me said
"Once again the blogger shows what a stupid judgmental cunt she is. I pray you never have children."

12:10 AM

You're a poor imitation of the real thing. Pay attention so you can get it right next time. (And use your own name, coward. GOD, I could never be as pathetic as you scaredy cats.)

 
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many of you have fallen out of bed as an adult?? I know I haven't.

What keeps you from falling out of bed? It's probably the same *thing* that keeps you from rolling on your babies. If your intuition or sixth sense about *your* children is so lacking, then co-sleeping is NOT for you.

I don't give a rip if you put your baby in a crib. Why do you care that I prefer to have mine in my bed? (Like most of the rest of the freaking planet!)

---- Call Me Crunchy ----

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a poor imitation of the real thing. Pay attention so you can get it right next time. (And use your own name, coward. GOD, I could never be as pathetic as you scaredy cats.)
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Yeah, its hard to live up to the stupidity of the real samantha

 
At 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with showing your little one that they are loved and cherished. Whether it be snuggling on the sofa, or snuggling in your bed, it really makes no difference. I find it sad that so many of you have a problem with co-sleeping and parents who actually want to take vacations with their kids in tow. Time spent together and caring, loving human contact go a long way in building strong, confident, and happy children.

 
At 3:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you so goddamned whiney. Go out and get laid.

 
At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well they are pretty tired of people who know nothing about them or thier babies deciding how they should parent.

A baby can die anywhere it could happen in a crib as well. There is no 100% safe place. The best you can do is make choices in habits and products you use based on personal opinion.

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They need to quit bitching about it. Jesus Christ, cut the umbilical cord already!! Does her husband sleep there too? That's fucked up. They'll never have a moment alone.

Sure, they can die anywhere, but they are more likely to die in a bed not made for them.

By the time the kid's fove he'll be overweight because she'll just shove food in it's mouth to shut it up. She's started already.

 
At 4:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you are too stupid to do your research. Studies show that infant deaths due to cosleeping are almost always caused by another factor, such as alcohol or drugs.

LOL - you're the idiot.
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You're going to need to cite your sources, jackhole.

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh so now we no the blogger is an anti-breastfeeding, anti-cosleeping, possibly childess person.
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Lauren?

 
At 4:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does her husband sleep there too? That's fucked up. They'll never have a moment alone.
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Wow. How boring your sex life must be if consists only of relations in the "marital bed," at night, under the covers. Missionarypositionmuch? Dumbshit.

Loosen up and use a little imagination and creativity in your sex life. Your DH will appreciate it.

 
At 4:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually my first child almost suffocated in his crib... he puked badly one night all over his own face when he was a few months old. I didn't hear anything and it was lucky my husband happened to be coming home from night shift and checked in on him... he had inhaled some of the puke and was choking on it. Hence I have slept with my kiddos ever since so I will know if anything happens. And they've all survived so far.
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It's called a baby monitor, dumb fuck. Jesus Christ, you're an idiot.

 
At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. How boring your sex life must be if consists only of relations in the "marital bed," at night, under the covers. Missionarypositionmuch? Dumbshit.

Loosen up and use a little imagination and creativity in your sex life. Your DH will appreciate it.
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So you're gonna fuck in the kitchen after the brat goes to sleep?? She just said she can't even take a shit without them pounding on the door.

Yeah, I'm a prude. Whatever.

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called a baby monitor, dumb fuck. Jesus Christ, you're an idiot.
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Why are you so invested in how she raises her children? Are you THAT insecure in your own parenting abilities that you need to put someone else down to feel good about YOUR choices?

Moron.

 
At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm a prude.
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No need to state the obvious sweetie.

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No need to state the obvious sweetie.
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Fuck you, sweetie. As soon as I'm done with your husband.

 
At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you, sweetie. As soon as I'm done with your husband.

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He died four years ago, but if that's your kink, go for it. Freak.

 
At 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you so invested in how she raises her children? Are you THAT insecure in your own parenting abilities that you need to put someone else down to feel good about YOUR choices?

Moron.

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She's the one bitching about it. God damn, you all set the women's movement back 50 years. Being uneducated SAHMs who have nothing else going for them.

Her kid's gonna be a whiney brat for the rest of it's life, and we're going to hear every detail.

 
At 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you, sweetie. As soon as I'm done with your husband.

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He died four years ago, but if that's your kink, go for it. Freak.

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You probably rolled on him, fat fuck.

 
At 5:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You probably rolled on him, fat fuck.
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Ohhhhh good one. I think you're projecting though, 'cause, uh, I'm not fat. Not even overweight by an ounce. Sorry I don't fall into your "pea board stereotype."

 
At 5:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What keeps you from falling out of bed? It's probably the same *thing* that keeps you from rolling on your babies. If your intuition or sixth sense about *your* children is so lacking, then co-sleeping is NOT for you.
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Falling out of bed is not the same as rolling around in bed. When my DH isn't holding me, I roll a lot in my sleep. When I get in bed I flip back and forth until I fall asleep, then in the morning what side I wake up facing is anyone's guess.

 
At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with showing your little one that they are loved and cherished. Whether it be snuggling on the sofa, or snuggling in your bed, it really makes no difference. I find it sad that so many of you have a problem with co-sleeping and parents who actually want to take vacations with their kids in tow. Time spent together and caring, loving human contact go a long way in building strong, confident, and happy children.
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You set the standard for the child. The child accepts the rules and boundaries you create. Sleeping in a crib does not make him feel like cherished. It only makes him too attached to you that you can never put him down.

I like to go to the bathroom alone, I like to vacuum, etc, all these things I don't want to do holding a baby 24/7.

As a SAHM I need a vacation too, no responsibilities but to relax and reconnect with my DH. I'm with my kids yearround, 1 week without them in the summer doesn't hurt anyone, it's a good thing.

 
At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's the one bitching about it. God damn, you all set the women's movement back 50 years. Being uneducated SAHMs who have nothing else going for them.
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I'm guessing you don't really have any idea what the "women's movement" was about with a comment like that. It was a movement about CHOICE. C-H-O-I-C-E. Women wanted the OPTION to work out of home.

It's sad, again, that women can't support each others choices - as was intended with the women's movement.

You sound awfully insecure with your choices. I'm happy with mine. You should try it out sometime, it's called *content.*

 
At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Falling out of bed is not the same as rolling around in bed. When my DH isn't holding me, I roll a lot in my sleep. When I get in bed I flip back and forth until I fall asleep, then in the morning what side I wake up facing is anyone's guess.

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As was stated: "CLEARLY co-sleeping wouldn't be for you."

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's sad, again, that women can't support each others choices - as was intended with the women's movement.
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All of the bitching and whining do about their CHOICES is what makes them look bad.

I'm very content. I just can't believe some of the shit the women say at 2Peas.

You're only as strong as your weakest link. Those dumb bitches will make all women look like they can't think for themselves. They really have nothing going for them.

 
At 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound awfully insecure with your choices. I'm happy with mine. You should try it out sometime, it's called *content.*

You need to set some goals. When you're "content", you become stagnant.

But stay in your happy rut if you must. It takes a lot less effort. I assume you aren't the breadwinner.

 
At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ this is probably the stupidest thread that I have seen.

A lot of moms who think they are the end all be all as parents. It will be interesting to see how your kids turn out in 15 years after you made boundries for them their whole life. Are you showing them how to fetch and rollover while you are at it? Try not treating them like pets. ;)

Your kids testing the limits are the ones that will be peer pressuring the other kids. You are setting them up to rebel you dumb fuckers.

DH and I cosleep with our dd and are sex life is just fine, thank you very much. I am surprised how many stupid people think that we don't have sex because of it.

I see everyone likes to throw fuck in all the time to try and be cool. Since I didn't include it enough to be as uncool as you I better do it now: fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Damn, I see where all the dumbshits have gone.

 
At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just can't believe some of the shit the women say at 2Peas.
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That point, I'll give you. But when it comes down to parenting, I think we all need to make our own choices. I don't always agree with the choices of others, but then, I'm not the one raising their children.

And I don't know that I'd agree with "nothing going for them." Who knows. That's the thing about 2peas, it's diverse. Some of the peas will look back on their lives with regrets, others won't. We all have different goals. It'd be a pretty boring MB if we were ALL Stepford Peas. ;) ( I think there's too many of them as it is.)

 
At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to set some goals. When you're "content", you become stagnant.

But stay in your happy rut if you must. It takes a lot less effort. I assume you aren't the breadwinner.

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You know what they say about ASSuming.

I have goals. Most of them have been achieved thus far. I'm currently working on some other goals, and I'm pretty sure there'll be more goals in my future. I'm just *crazy* like that. AND, I'm content. How's that for HAVING IT ALL!

 
At 5:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your kids testing the limits are the ones that will be peer pressuring the other kids. You are setting them up to rebel you dumb fuckers.
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Another parent that wants to be their kid's best friend.

Your kids are going to look like StephStanley's. They'll have mohawks and nose rings and give themselves tatoos.

Children without boundries. I gotta see this!

 
At 5:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have goals. Most of them have been achieved thus far. I'm currently working on some other goals, and I'm pretty sure there'll be more goals in my future. I'm just *crazy* like that. AND, I'm content. How's that for HAVING IT ALL!
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I'm sure you're reaching for the stars.

 
At 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any guesses as to what's up StepStanley's ass this time?

She started another thread that said she's selling all of her photograpy equipment.

 
At 5:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another parent that wants to be their kid's best friend.

Your kids are going to look like StephStanley's. They'll have mohawks and nose rings and give themselves tatoos.

Children without boundries. I gotta see this!


Nope, I don't want to be my dd's best friend but I don't like the word boundries like they are an animal.

I will say that my mom and I are were always close and I considered her my best friend. However, she laid down the law. I have never smoked, done drugs, have any tatoo's or piercings and the only person I have had sex with is my husband. So your theory doesn't hold up, at least in my case.

DD has rules but I don't go and tell her she has boundries.

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure you're reaching for the stars.
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Oh, do tell: what exactly are YOUR goals for ME? Dork.

 
At 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DD has rules but I don't go and tell her she has boundries.
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Semantics. Hate to break it to you, but having rules IS setting boundries.

 
At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, do tell: what exactly are YOUR goals for ME? Dork.


You just keep on being the BEST SAHM you can be!

 
At 6:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just keep on being the BEST SAHM you can be!

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Nope. Wrong again. I even done went and got me one of them there fancy edumacations! It's cute how keep you making assumptions though.

 
At 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Nothing wrong with showing your little one that they are loved and cherished. Whether it be snuggling on the sofa, or snuggling in your bed, it really makes no difference. I find it sad that so many of you have a problem with co-sleeping and parents who actually want to take vacations with their kids in tow. Time spent together and caring, loving human contact go a long way in building strong, confident, and happy children.
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You set the standard for the child. The child accepts the rules and boundaries you create. Sleeping in a crib does not make him feel like cherished. It only makes him too attached to you that you can never put him down.

I like to go to the bathroom alone, I like to vacuum, etc, all these things I don't want to do holding a baby 24/7.

As a SAHM I need a vacation too, no responsibilities but to relax and reconnect with my DH. I'm with my kids yearround, 1 week without them in the summer doesn't hurt anyone, it's a good thing."
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Umm, okay then. I go to the bathroom alone, vacuum alone and I don't have a baby attached to my hip 24/7 either. I don't recall EVER saying that you should. Nor did I EVER say that you shouldn't take a week of without kids. I don't have any idea what is best for you and your family. I merely stated that some families choose not to take vacations without their kids and some families co-sleep and THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!! Why don't you ladies stop trying to tell others how to live their lives and raise their children. Unless a child is abused or neglected, it should be none of your concern.

 
At 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People share WAY too much to complete strangers. They need to find another outlet.

 
At 6:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

screw the world health organization, fuck the american academy of pediatrics


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this isn't the sudan, for god's sake.

toddlers, preschoolers and elementary age children in this country do just without breast milk.

 
At 7:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

toddlers, preschoolers and elementary age children in this country do just without breast milk.

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And in the same breath, they also do just fine without milk made for cows. Either way. Whatever.

 
At 7:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any guesses as to what's up StepStanley's ass this time?

She started another thread that said she's selling all of her photograpy equipment.

5:45 PM

I hope not. I hope it's just a bad day. Love her or hate her, you have to admit she is a good photographer.

 
At 8:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That makes me sad that Steph is selling her equipment? Pure speculation, but I wonder if her BF took her for a ride/left?

 
At 9:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Co sleeping breastfeeding granola Mom's, one of my favorite subjects to bitch about.
When they finally admit they do these things because they are LAZY and not for the good of the child, I will run nakey through NYC. :)

*Co-sleeping= too lazy to get my ass up and walk to a baby bed.
*Breastfeeding--I like to show my tits/and/or I hate washing baby bottles.

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most granola Mom's have issues with unruly children too. I think it starts with not being able to comfort themselves and go to sleep alone and finally gets to the stages of the mom thinking her way is the only way while our children, that have boundaries do fine!

 
At 9:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and the pedi says after 3 months they shouldn't need a night bottle/tit.

 
At 9:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Jesus Christ this is probably the stupidest thread that I have seen.

A lot of moms who think they are the end all be all as parents. It will be interesting to see how your kids turn out in 15 years after you made boundries for them their whole life. Are you showing them how to fetch and rollover while you are at it? Try not treating them like pets. ;)


( as opposed to what? Kids without boundaries? Those are our hoodlums, druggies and knocked up teens)
SHeeSh. Get a clue.

 
At 9:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding anonymous comment that *Breastfeeding--I like to show my tits/and/or I hate washing baby bottles.

Get a clue. Every medical group states that breastfeeding is the best for your child. And believe me washing baby bottles would be easier - throw them in the dish washer and you're done. I know as I sent bottles of breastmilk to the sitters. Breastfeeding means that you and only you can feed your child. If you miss a feeding (like when you're at work and the baby is at the sitter) you have to pump, which requires more washing (of the pump). I breastfed 2 child and I NEVER showed my boobs in public. If I had to BF outside of the home I did so in a designated nursing room (like at the doctor's office) or in the privacy of my own vehicle, with a nursing cover over me and the baby. I breastfed as it was simply the best for my children,hands down.

 
At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Co sleeping breastfeeding granola Mom's, one of my favorite subjects to bitch about.
When they finally admit they do these things because they are LAZY and not for the good of the child, I will run nakey through NYC. :)

*Co-sleeping= too lazy to get my ass up and walk to a baby bed.
*Breastfeeding--I like to show my tits/and/or I hate washing baby bottles.
_-------------------------------

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm so busted. You got me. You got me good. Now.....when can I expect to see those pics of you in NY? Dumbass.

 
At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Co sleeping breastfeeding granola Mom's, one of my favorite subjects to bitch about.
When they finally admit they do these things because they are LAZY and not for the good of the child, I will run nakey through NYC. :)

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By that logic, I'd hazard a guess that breastfeeding and co-sleeping rates would be MUCH higher than they are. If it's easier (er go you are lazy to do such) why would ANYONE play the martyr and NOT do it?

 
At 11:17 PM, Blogger Anne said...

You guys are really ignorant...

All 3 of my kids slept in bed with me and my soon to be ex and we did not smother any one of them....

 
At 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Oh and the pedi says after 3 months they shouldn't need a night bottle/tit.

9:05 PM "

I'd fire your doctor. Sounds like you go to Dr Ezzo or some equally stupid fuckwad.

 
At 12:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That makes me sad that Steph is selling her equipment? Pure speculation, but I wonder if her BF took her for a ride/left?


*********************************

No that is 100% not it, she'll be back and okay, we all just have our hard moments

 
At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tired of waiting on the lame ass blogger to come and update? Want to continue to chat with the same people? Want to come play at a real message board? Then come check this out.

Chat here

Made with love for all of of the commentators who make this blog the place to be. This message board is as good or as bad as the people who post on it. It's not about me, it's a place for you. Come and post at a place where your input is appreciated.

 
At 1:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And us so called 'crunchy' parents must be lazy for washing all those cloth diapers instead of chucking away a disposable, or pumping milk for a sitter instead of filling a bottle with ready made formula huh? Or mashing up food for our babies instead of buying jars...
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It just sounds like you're a cheap-ass.

Just put your brat in a crib and stop bitching about not getting enough sleep. Bottle some milk so your lazy ass husband can feed him/her.

If you work, then your husband needs to be washing the cloth diapers and *eyeroll* mashing up the baby food.

 
At 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go spew your venom somewhere else.
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OK, we have SPEW and VENOM, we just need a VILE.

Smelly-ass Dogs on the Brain, did you just post your dumb-ass question on 2Peas so you could get mentioned over here? You were quick to point out that you were mentioned on the blog.

I'm sure you're one of the people that spew your vile venom on other posts here.

Go away. Don't you have a cloth diaper to wash or something?

 
At 1:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look out blogger, you have competition now!

 
At 1:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about time someone made a message board. I'm tired of listening to the stupid blogger whine about not feeling the love.

 
At 5:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look out blogger, you have competition now!
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It's going to tank just like the others.

 
At 6:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can't get me for being lazy so you've got to come up with something else.
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No, I still think your lazy. And cheap.

Your husband's military so he's never around. So you're probably just poor. I pity you. The baby's all that you have. It's not like your husband's sleeping next to you.

 
At 8:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't go to that message board. It's worse than here. :(

 
At 8:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't go to that message board. It's worse than here. :(

your right. The format sucks and the few posters that have migrated over there are losers.

Now stop advertising and pretending to be differnt people talking about that loser ass message board.

 
At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and I'm thin too.
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No you're not, I checked your layouts. You're very plain. I see an absent husband.

I'm aware of the military pay scales. Military housing is a dump. If you're living off base and getting BAH in a foreign country, the renters are well aware of the allowance and charge the full amount.

I'm glad you're living it up like a beached whale while the other military are in Iraq. Glad it's all rainbows and sunshine for you.

"while you're at work I'm at the beach with my friends and kids swimming in the sea, sitting by the pool... "

You mean, "while my HUSBAND'S at work I'm at the beach with my friends and kids swimming in the sea, sitting by the pool..." What a cunt.

I love my job. I went to school for it and I'd rather be productive than teach my kids to be a lazy sponge.

And since you were a proofreader, "..." makes you look like a dumbass. No wonder that didn't pan out for you.

 
At 3:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My babies all co-slept and aren't whiney, maladjusted, psycho, bed wetting, nail biting, titty sucking woosies. They're normal. Honest.

 
At 3:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

despite the fact I have countered everything you have thrown at me so far.
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Not effectively.

I was talking about the three dots...

You didn't do anything to me, you come on as a smartass know-it-all and you were begging to be called on it.

 
At 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont even bother with these idiots beagle. They will keep going no matter what you post. Their goal is to hurt people and they love knowing they have an audience. If you post with your name they will attack you over and over.

 
At 2:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anne said...
You guys are really ignorant...

All 3 of my kids slept in bed with me and my soon to be ex and we did not smother any one of them....

11:17 PM


Oh look Mother of the Fucking Year showed up ;)

 
At 2:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look up sweety. At the top of each post here it says "So and so says" followed by three dots. So I can't see how her usign dots makes her a dumbass? You got something against dots, you got savaged by a fuckin dalmasion or something? Good god, if that's all you can come up with! You sound completely stupid, coming up with all this shit talk, trying to tear somebody down, when it's obvios you are freaking jealous. Who the fuck are you anyway. come on out and tell us who ya are!

 
At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look up sweety. At the top of each post here it says "So and so says" followed by three dots. So I can't see how her usign dots makes her a dumbass?
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She was so quick to point out someone's incorrect use of "your", because she's a proofreader. Yet she incorrectly uses the "...".

The "anonymous said..." use is correct but she's not using it correctly.

No, not jealous. She's a typical uneducated SAHM sponge. She thinks being a military wife is a free ticket to be a dumbass.

 
At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy fucking shit...lola breast feeds her five year old?!?!?!

I love the way people dance around it..."to each their own"...."whatever works for you."

Breast feeding a 5 year old is nasty.

Maybe that's five years combined??

- That fucked-up bitch should be in jail for child molestation.

That's SICK.

 
At 4:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1854963

How do you have sex with a baby between you?

 
At 4:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

people like you always have to have the last word.
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Yup.

Serving our country in paradise. How heroic.

Don't forget the SPF.

 
At 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you have sex with a baby between you?
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He works the night shift. They stick the brat in front of the TV and go at it. He's serving his country so they play "Proud to be an American" while they're doing it.

 
At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Have any of you so-called "co-sleepers" stopped to realize that maybe your precious babies would sleep in a crib if you had just put them in there from the beginning, as you should have? What exactly are you thinking sticking a teeny baby in bed with you??? Are you all such insecure, smothering, neurotic parents that you have to have your kids right next to you 24/7??? Let me guess: you "co-sleepers" are probably the ones who also "home-school" when your kids are older, because god forbid you snip the apron strings just a teeny bit. No wonder why so many older kids are needy, spoiled, brats!!!"
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Libbyluv is my new hero.

 
At 4:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Libbyluv is my new hero.

****

Do you always praise yourself like that?

 
At 5:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Libbyluv is my new hero.

****

Do you always praise yourself like that?
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Nope, I'm not her.

Did she hit a little too close to home for ya?

You co-sleep for your own selfish reasons. Just admit it.

 
At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are so fuckin dumb. i slept with my little girl, she turtned out just fine. its a good bonding experience. animals sleep with their babies, it's nature's way to nurture our young. Stickign them in a crib is really the UNnatural thing to do. People, babies included are progremmed for companionship.

 
At 5:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You co-sleep for your own selfish reasons.

*****

And isolating your baby in another room so you can get laid every night is *totally* selfless.

You don't sleep alone why should an infant?

 
At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are so fuckin dumb. i slept with my little girl, she turtned out just fine. its a good bonding experience. animals sleep with their babies, it's nature's way to nurture our young. Stickign them in a crib is really the UNnatural thing to do. People, babies included are progremmed for companionship.
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Ignoring all of your grammatical errors...

...Some animals eat their young too. They don't use diapers either. Nature doesn't have clothes.

But if it makes YOU feel better, go right ahead. But don't come complaining when you try to have a night alone and your baby "screams in terror until it throws up".

Sigh.

 
At 5:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't sleep alone why should an infant?
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You're kidding. So a 10 year old needs a snuggle buddy too? Damn.

 
At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some people have waited years and years to have a precious child. What's wrong with wanting to spend every second with a child? It doesn't mean the'yre gonna turn out clingy and needy, the opposite in fact. The more secure a child feels in his environment from the get go, the more comfortable he will be to branch out and be independent later. He knows the world is a safe place. I personally waited 5 years to get pregnant and when I held that baby in my arms I never wanted to let them go. So called experts will probably change their minds in a few years about what is 'right' for a baby. btw my 'baby' is now a fiercly independent 7 yo.

In countries such as Japan and many European countries is commonplace to sleep with your children. But I'm sure you guys know best right? Just because you think it don't make it right.

Have you ever actually known anyone who has rolled on their baby and killed them?

 
At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't sleep alone why should an infant?
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You're kidding. So a 10 year old needs a snuggle buddy too? Damn.

*****

Last time I checked 10 year olds aren't infants.

 
At 5:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last time I checked 10 year olds aren't infants.
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Neither am I. Your rationale doesn't make sense:
"You don't sleep alone why should an infant? "

 
At 5:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You keep changing your arguments. You pick on this woman because she's a military wife, because she's stationed somewhere nice. What is she supposed to be doing exactly?> Our troops are out there fighting so people CAN have a good quality of life. For YOUR freedom of speech, and look how you thanking them! You pick on cosleepers. Why? Did your mamma not cuddle you when you were little, is that why you're so cold? Why is it so hard to live and let live? Idiots. Get off your fat asses and let's see YOU do something USEFUL.

 
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever actually known anyone who has rolled on their baby and killed them?
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No. I just think you're pathetic and selfish.

The trouble is, when your "precious" child is ready, you won't be. You really think you're doing them a favor? Whatever.

You're probably an uneducated SAHM who thinks they're qualified to homeschool.

The world will always need McDonald's employees and haircutters. Rock on!

 
At 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't homeschool, another assumption. And I'm not a SAHM either. Try again dipshit.

 
At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For YOUR freedom of speech, and look how you thanking them!
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She's not defending jack.

She has so many faults, it's hard to pick one.

 
At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When MY precious child is ready so will I be. Why wouldn't I, I don't get it.

 
At 5:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't homeschool, another assumption. And I'm not a SAHM either. Try again dipshit.
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You fit the profile.

 
At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has faults it's hard to pick one. So that's YOUR problem why? Take pleasure in the fact that you are perfect, why should you care about somebody else's imperfections right.

 
At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When MY precious child is ready so will I be. Why wouldn't I, I don't get it.
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You'll get lonely. Then you'll need to get pregnant again to fill the void.

 
At 5:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What fucking profile????

 
At 5:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't homeschool, another assumption. And I'm not a SAHM either. Try again dipshit.
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You fit the profile.

*****

Uhhhhh, the "anonymous poster on a trashy blog" profile? By rights, I guess you ALSO fit said profile?? Huh?

 
At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take pleasure in the fact that you are perfect, why should you care about somebody else's imperfections right.
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I'm not perfect, I'm just not dumb enough to share my shortcomings with the world. Then be SHOCKED that someone doesn't agree with me.

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are sharing your shortcomings right now. You're showing what an evil ugly bitch you are. I don't see the OP trying to make anyone agree with her. They're just trying to explain why THEY do what they do.

Dude, get off your FAT FUCKING ass and get off this blog. You have been here just about all day, proving you obviously don't have anything better to do you sad lonely bitch. Or has it grown so wide you literally can't get out of the chair now?

 
At 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, get off your FAT FUCKING ass and get off this blog. You have been here just about all day, proving you obviously don't have anything better to do you sad lonely bitch. Or has it grown so wide you literally can't get out of the chair now?
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Says someone with probably 20,000 posts on 2Peas.

 
At 5:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus. This is really dumb. Why you guys all stressing so bad, calm down you gonna have a stroke before you're 40.

 
At 5:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not denying the fat ass part though are you ?

 
At 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not denying the fat ass part though are you ?
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I wear a size 10. Could be worse.

Off to dump the brats in the crib so I can go fuck my husband. Toodles!

 
At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SUUUUUURE ya do. The anons always do. Probably because they don't have to prove it.

 
At 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't have a brat to dump in it's crib. Come on admit it, you're childless and miserable. Otherwise why all the animosity. Barren old bitch.

 
At 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barren old bitch.

*****

LMAO Literally LOL'd.

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And isolating your baby in another room so you can get laid every night is *totally* selfless.
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You can keep the crib in your room. I did for the first few months.

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Have any of you so-called "co-sleepers" stopped to realize that maybe your precious babies would sleep in a crib if you had just put them in there from the beginning, as you should have? What exactly are you thinking sticking a teeny baby in bed with you??? Are you all such insecure, smothering, neurotic parents that you have to have your kids right next to you 24/7??? Let me guess: you "co-sleepers" are probably the ones who also "home-school" when your kids are older, because god forbid you snip the apron strings just a teeny bit. No wonder why so many older kids are needy, spoiled, brats!!!"
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Libbyluv is my new hero.




ITA

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All right, let's discuss this rationally for a second. Can you actually PROVE any of the things you have claimed so far, ie that co sleepers are needy, that their kids are whiney spoiled brats, that their mothers are clingy etc etc. Yeah, maybe there babies would sleep in a crib. People buy heartbeat machines to put in the crib, soft animals that make fake breathing sounds. And why? Because babies feel secure when they are snuggled up, or think they are snuggled up, with a parent. Why waste all that money when you can have the real thing? Babies who cosleep sleep just fine, and turn out just fine, andI've never actually known of anyone whos smothered their kid in bed, have you?

One more fact for you also, most parents who cosleep actually are not SAHM. Check one of the many cosleeping websites. They choose to sleep with their kids because it's a good way to spend time and bond with them after being away from them all day.

 
At 7:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just in case you skipped over these comments here they are again...


"Nothing wrong with showing your little one that they are loved and cherished. Whether it be snuggling on the sofa, or snuggling in your bed, it really makes no difference. Time spent together and caring, loving human contact go a long way in building strong, confident, and happy children."

"The more secure a child feels in his environment from the get go, the more comfortable he will be to branch out and be independent later. He knows the world is a safe place."

 
At 7:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barren old bitch.

*****

LMAO Literally LOL'd.
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Talking to yourself?

No, not barren. But one kid is enough. I don't want to turn out like the 2Peas hags. 400 pounds, no job, driving a minivan, living in a shitty house, etc. I work so I didn't breastfeed either. I can see how you all have so much time on your hands to do that though.

Really, if co-sleeping is the right choice, why are you all bitching so much about it? They bitch about everything though.

Isn't there a mommie message board where you can all bitch to each other and pat each other on the back and give each other medals for doing what has been done for thousands of years? Why torture everyone else who's lives aren't one-dimensional?

 
At 7:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The more secure a child feels in his environment from the get go, the more comfortable he will be to branch out and be independent later. He knows the world is a safe place."
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I disagree. Smothering him as a baby/child does not allow him to grow up independently. Instead he'll always want to be holding mommy's hand.

 
At 7:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one has yet to explain how you have sex with your baby lying next to you?

 
At 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People buy heartbeat machines to put in the crib, soft animals that make fake breathing sounds. And why? Because babies feel secure when they are snuggled up, or think they are snuggled up, with a parent.
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You can convince yourself of whatever you think your baby needs, but babies who sleep in cribs from the start do just fine. I had a bassinet next to my bed in the first few months so I could easily breastfeed during the night.

 
At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to ask how co-sleepers have sex? What? Do you think the bed is the only place to have fun?

And you think co-sleeping families are the prudish weirdos in the mix? Yeh. Okay.

 
At 9:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole "Co-sleeping is dangerous" thing is so overblown. Do some research. How many babies/children die in their crib/bed each year?
How many die in a safe co-sleeping envirnoment?
When you get the numbers, come back to the discussion.

 
At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No one has yet to explain how you have sex with your baby lying next to you?"


You've never heard of sex on the bathroom counter, in the backyard, on the couch watching porn? There's many more places to have sex than in bed. Duh!

 
At 9:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, we KNOW we can put our babies in a crib by the bed, but, and please pay attention, because you're really not getting this, WE.DON'T.WANT.TO. Ok? We. Not you. You want to, that's fine. Notice that the cosleepers are all the people saying, "Do what's right for your OWN family", while the others are the ones slinging insults, making assumptions and generally making asses of themselves. You've gone from tearing this woman down, calling her a bitch, cunt, etc etc, and you got all this from the fact she sleeps with her kid??? A little judgemental methinks.

Yeah, there's a "MOmmies" board where we could discuss this, but this was started by you, and as far as I can see the people who cosleep are doing nothing but trying to explain WHY they do it. Perhaps listen instead of making bitchy remarks, you might actually learn something. They are not putting you down at all. Can't we all just get along? If we were all vindictive and judgemental like you the world would be a pretty sorry place.

 
At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ok. Your way works fine. But your way isn't the only way babies can turn out fine. I haven't seen anyone say you're a bad mother for not co-sleeping and no one has told you your kid will turn out permanently damaged because he slept in a crib. The whole argument is ridiculous.
Babies who nurse do fine.
Babies who drink formula do fine. Babies who crib sleep do fine.
Babies who co-sleep do fine.
Babies who are born vaginally do fine.
Babies who are born by c-section do fine.

There are many choices out there because there is more than one single proper choice to make. People make their choices based on what they personally feel comfortable with and what works best for their families. What works for you doesn't work for others."


Amen to that!

 
At 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've never heard of sex on the bathroom counter, in the backyard, on the couch watching porn? There's many more places to have sex than in bed. Duh!
------

Ahhh...so you can't have relazing sex in the bed, how sad.

 
At 10:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

relazing = relaxing

 
At 11:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh...so you can't have relazing sex in the bed, how sad.

I think you are really reaching now! jellybeans has made some good points and you are looking stoopider by the second.

 
At 11:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think those of us that choose to co-sleep are just more secure in our decisions? Honest to goodness question.

And NO I would never ask this if it wasn't anonymous. LOL

But in all the threads about co-sleeping, you NEVER see a co-sleeper bashing a crib-putter-inner for the decision they have made.

So what is that about? Are co-sleepers just less judgemental? Or what???

And jellybean! I wish I knew your peaname. I think you're awesome!!

 
At 12:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have a problem with the theory of co-sleeping.

However, EVERY family I know who has co-slept has had problems with getting the kid into his own bed when the time came.

For instance, my nephew is 5 and still insists on sleeping with mom and dad. And they've tried literally everything - rewards,incentives, discipline, decorating his own theme room, a new cool bed, etc. Nothing sticks for more than a night or two.

The poor kid can't overnight anywhere, the parents can't get a night away, no one gets enough sleep, it's a nightmare.

It's the same story with every co-sleeping family I know.

None of them have co-slept their subsequent kids.

 
At 11:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

However, EVERY family I know who has co-slept has had problems with getting the kid into his own bed when the time came.

*****

Well, we've never "met" but *I* never had any problems transitioning my 2 kids to their own beds. It wasn't an overnight deal for sure, but truly it took about 2-3 weeks and that was that.

In my circle of friends, most of us co-sleep at some point. Shocker. LOL Anyways, of the group of 6 families I know that co-sleep only one has had a big issue getting their child out of their bed. And maybe one other one, took a little longer to transition than she had expected.

I think it's sad that families have had negative reactions to their co-sleeping experience. Because for me it was very rewarding.

 
At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

However, EVERY family I know who has co-slept has had problems with getting the kid into his own bed when the time came.

*****

Well, we've never "met" but *I* never had any problems transitioning my 2 kids to their own beds. It wasn't an overnight deal for sure, but truly it took about 2-3 weeks and that was that.

In my circle of friends, most of us co-sleep at some point. Shocker. LOL Anyways, of the group of 6 families I know that co-sleep only one has had a big issue getting their child out of their bed. And maybe one other one, took a little longer to transition than she had expected.

I think it's sad that families have had negative reactions to their co-sleeping experience. Because for me it was very rewarding.

11:26 AM

-----------------------------------

You're a bitch. The lady before wasn't catergorizing "every"body, per se. She was speaking of her own circle of friends and her own personal experiences.

For you to chime in and basically hand-slap her was un-called for.

I think people are nuts for sleeping with their kids in their beds. Kids belong in their OWN beds, but that is just my opinion.

You feel "rewarded" for your kids sleeping with you, so be it. I think you're a bitchy dumbass who needs to cut the cord already.

What smells good to you may smell like shit to the next.

Catch my drift, bitch?

 
At 2:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmm. You are a real piece of work. As far as I can see, she wasn't criticising anyone... she said that SHE had a good experience. There was no 'handslap'.

'You feel "rewarded" for your kids sleeping with you, so be it. I think you're a bitchy dumbass who needs to cut the cord already.'

You're like a freaking baboon at the zoo, chucking shit because you're bored. Get over it. We're happy obviously with our choices. You should try to be happy with yours.

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was speaking of her own circle of friends and her own personal experiences.

******

Uhhhhhh, and I wasn't?? It always seems to be an argument against co-sleeping and while potentially valid (as proven by the fact that I do in fact have one friend struggling with the issue)I was just trying to indicate that for the majority of co-sleepers this probably isn't an issue.

"We're happy obviously with our choices. You should try to be happy with yours."

Thank you. That's how I feel too.

I knew as soon as I hit submit on the "rewarded" comment it might offend someone. I'll just set the record straight and say, OF COURSE moms and babies can have equally rewarding experiences without co-sleeping. However, FOR ME (ME, not YOU) it was such an enjoyable experience that I would wish other mothers to feel the same. (With or without co-sleeping.)

 
At 3:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmm. You are a real piece of work.

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Thanks! ;)

I still think you should get your tit out of the kids mouth, cut the cord and give the kid their own fucking bed.

You need security? Get a fucking dog. Let the kid have their own bed.

Dumbass.

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

booooo-ring.

I still think you should get your tit out of the kids mouth, cut the cord and give the kid their own fucking bed.

Good for you. I don't care.

 
At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need security? Get a fucking dog. Let the kid have their own bed.

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why, because YOU said so??????? I stand by my remark you're a barren old bitch.

 
At 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I was just trying to indicate that for the majority of co-sleepers this probably isn't an issue."




And I was saying that the 5 or 6 families I've seen, transitioning WAS a problem.

 
At 2:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I respect that. Never said I didn't.

 
At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the main issue here is that everyone should stop trying to tell others what to do with THEIR kids. Kids don't come with instructions. There's no right or wrong way to raise them. As far as I can see, as long as there's no abuse going on (and co sleeping isn't abuse no matter what you say) it isn't anyone else's concern. By all means discuss the pros and cons but for goodness sake, have some respect for other people's choices.

2:19 AM

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Lady, this is the fucking BLOG.

Are you that fucking delusional that you actually think people on here are going to have an adult discussion without all the name-calling, disagreeing bullshit???

You too soft and cushy for this blog - you are out of place.

Oh, and one other thing: Respect other peoples opinions? Let us not forget that opinions are like assholes - we all got one, don't we?

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I was saying that the 5 or 6 families I've seen, transitioning WAS a problem.

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How is this transition any different then the families I know that have had MUCH difficulty moving their child from crib to bed? Some kids just don't do change well. 6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

Beagles, it's a lost cause. I think the above poster (9:18), whom I'm fairly certain is responsible for 95% of the nasty posts, is here ALL the time. And the reason they are here all the time is because they've alienated all their IRL friends. THIS is all she has. It's sad. And you won't change her pathetic outlook on life. Don't waste any more time.....

As someone else pointed out, most of us are CONFIDENT with our choices either way. AND amazingly, have the ability to make different choices than our friends and STILL respect our friends.

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beagles, it's a lost cause. I think the above poster (9:18), whom I'm fairly certain is responsible for 95% of the nasty posts, is here ALL the time. And the reason they are here all the time is because they've alienated all their IRL friends. THIS is all she has. It's sad. And you won't change her pathetic outlook on life. Don't waste any more time.....


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Yeah, talk to yourself often, beaglebrain?

Dumbass.

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all why would I bother talking to myself??? I've got no problem saying anything under my login name...unlike YOU.

'Respect other peoples opinions? Let us not forget that opinions are like assholes - we all got one, don't we?'

I never said 'opinions' I said 'choices'. Different. I understand you have an opinion, and you have the right to express it. You can say you think I"m wrong. But don't tell me what to do. I'll do what I damn well please thanks. Oh! Maybe that's your problem you fucking control freak, you CAN'T tell me what to do and it bothers you. You truly are sad.

And I like the way you raced over here at 9am to give your little speil, gotta have the last word don't you? And you call me Dumbass. Look in the mirror lady (and I use the term lightly), please, please, please stop investing so much energy in being hateful...it's pathetic. I'm happy and nothing you can say will bring me down :D.

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beaglebrain lady: You one pathetic bitch. And a BORE.

**YAWN**

And a liar. You a know-it-all, I can already tell.

Until then, keep on talking to yourself like you've been doing. You're good at that and it seems to make you happy.

Perhaps you should take a good long look in the mirror at yourself (although I wouldn't recommend it *SHIVERS*) and keep on convincing yourself otherwise.

Until then, don't even try dumping your "don't tell me what to do" bullshit.

Sounds like you have the issues with control. Are you someone's puppet? Sure sounds like it.

Up the anxiety meds. They ain't working.

Oh, and one other thing:

Suck my left tit so I can beat you with my right. Dumbass dipshit.

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suck my left tit so I can beat you with my right. Dumbass dipshit.

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Your level of intelligence ASTOUNDS me.

I'm just guessing that in your "real life" you are in a horribly controlling relationship. That's why you feel the need to "give back" some of what you get on a daily basis. I pity you. If you need to vent here by bashing other people, have at it. Your life is sad. VERY sad.

Unfortunately I'm a bit of a coward like yourself, and unwilling to use my peaname. I can assure you that I'm not beagles. But then she knows that - duh. And knows that she's not alone here.

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can assure you that I'm not beagles. But then she knows that - duh. And knows that she's not alone here.


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Uh huh. Whatever helps ya sleep nights. Loser.

And I think my level of intelligence is impressive. At least I've got a sense of humor.

Dummy.

 
At 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typing text book comebacks does not prove your intelligence. You have time to formulate a so called witty response. In a real conversation you're probably all "Bu bu but duuuuuh". ***dummy*** Come on, admit it, you're a teenage boy aren't you? You have to be, other wise you're stupider than I could ever have imagined. Grown women, sense of humor or not, generally don't call people dummy! But I guess it's one step up from Cunt or Dipshit.

 
At 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least I've got a sense of humor.

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Oh goody! When do we get to see that?

 
At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I think my level of intelligence is impressive.

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Sounds like something a moron would say.

 
At 3:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grown women, sense of humor or not, generally don't call people dummy! But I guess it's one step up from Cunt or Dipshit.


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Spoken like the know-it-all snot that you appear to be.

I wouldn't expect anything less from ya, beaglebrain.

 
At 3:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typing text book comebacks does not prove your intelligence. You have time to formulate a so called witty response. In a real conversation you're probably all "Bu bu but duuuuuh". ***dummy*** Come on, admit it, you're a teenage boy aren't you? You have to be, other wise you're stupider than I could ever have imagined. Grown women, sense of humor or not, generally don't call people dummy! But I guess it's one step up from Cunt or Dipshit.

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Uh huh. And perhaps you should take your own advice with your 'text book responses'.

At least I have the ability to know how to paragraph. Fuck-face.

Hee hee.

 

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