Thursday, August 31, 2006

Why Are These Always Hard Decisions?

90% of the WWYD questions on 2 peas are just retarded (yes I said retarded, get over it). Again, it just amazes me how insecure, unsure and dependent the women of 2 peas are.

Todays stupid question award goes to ksstanley. You said so yourself that you would flip your lid if someone talked to your kid that way for no good reason. All you have to ask yourself is this- 'Would I want someone to report this behavior if it was my child they heard a school employee talk to like that?' How fucking hard is that? Why do you need opinions and suggestions? Where is the conflict? Because the employee is your MIL? It shouldn't matter who the person is. If you were uncomfortable with it and would want another parent to report it if it was your kid, then report it for fuck sake. You don't have to go face to face with the principal (or who ever). Call and say you are a concerned parent who witnessed the incident.

What the hell is wrong with some of you? You wonder why we have so many repeat child molesters and abusers. It's because so many WOMEN are worried about conflict. As if your conflict is any comparison to a child being mistreated.

125 Comments:

At 3:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First!!

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger MeatPopsicle said...

I agree.

People, not just women... but they seem to be the majority... are TOO FUCKING TIMID lately.

No one seems capable of making a decision anymore, without some outside source of confirmation.

For fucks sake, ACT!

Stop TALKING and DO SOMETHING!

Who gives a shit about your Lunch Lady MIL, the fucking peanut butter sandwiches, the photo proofs, teachers and homework...

Who gives a shit what someone else thinks. What YOU think is what matters!

Grow a fucking backbone, and while you're at it, grow YOUR OWN DAMN OPINION.


-MP

 
At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, but there are so many opinions in the pea world which is why there are always so many threads with conflict.

The women there are discussing real life. Real life includes seeking others opinions, venting and questioning your moves.

If you don't like it or if it annoys you, then get your dumbass, meatpopsicling ass off the board and back over to your internet dork board asap.

 
At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't like it or if it annoys you, then get your dumbass, meatpopsicling ass off the board and back over to your internet dork board asap.

If you don't like him or if he annoys you, then get your dumbass twopeaing ass off the blog and back over to your fat dumb bored housewife board asap.

 
At 4:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:05 Well said!

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger MeatPopsicle said...

Ahhh.. Chaos, Panic and Disorder.

My work here is done!

heh.


PS:

knowsitall, choke on a dick. :D

 
At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell that to Miss Chokesondick, mmmmkay? Drugsrbad, mmmkay?

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, honey, I did last night, believe me.

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger MeatPopsicle said...

In retrospect, I guess wanting to seek others opinions before you decide on a course of action is the current "normal" thing to do... according to your comment, knowsitall.

If you'd have been paying attention, fuckwit, you'd have noticed my comment was in regards to humanity in general... hence the following statement I made: "No one seems capable of making a decision anymore, without some outside source of confirmation."

Thank you for justifying that statement.

And you're right, one of MY choices could be to ignore it... another could be to move on... you are totally not seeing yet one MORE choice I have, and that is to stick around and make fun of those weak-willed motherfuckers who can't pick out what color panties they're going to put on without first making a poll on 2Peas about it.

Guess which one I picked?

 
At 4:29 PM, Blogger MeatPopsicle said...

Oh, honey, I did last night, believe me.

Your mexican landscaper doesn't count. :D

(yes, I stole that from the anon who pokes fun at Keri.. heh)

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger MeatPopsicle said...

Ok, so that was uncalled for. It wasn't her mexican landscaper.

But maybe if you wouldn't run a train on the whole neighborhood, you wouldn't be choking so much.

:D

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't like it or if it annoys you, then get your dumbass, meatpopsicling ass off the board and back over to your internet dork board asap.

4:05 PM
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LOL.

 
At 4:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to say it, mp, but you are really starting to annoy me. I thought that you were funny at first but I can't stand people who think they know all of the answers to everything in life and then sit and call others dumbasses because they apparantly don't.

I still don't understand why you even give a shit about what a bunch of chics on a scrapbooking website say or do?

Oh, and I'm laughing at the people who keep calling the peas fat housewives! If these so called fat housewives are so damn boring, then why the hell are you so interested in what they have to say?

 
At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If these so called fat housewives are so damn boring, then why the hell are you so interested in what they have to say?
__________________

For the same reason soap operas are entertaining. Or monkeys in the zoo.

Two Peas should be renamed "How the Minivan Rolls."

 
At 4:53 PM, Blogger MeatPopsicle said...

I hate to say it, mp, but you are really starting to annoy me.

Oh Noes!

I don't know jack shit that isn't in a very narrow field -- but I do know what's RIGHT or WRONG, without having to poll a bunch of strangers on the internet.

I don't give a shit, in the grand scheme of things, but it amuses the hell out of me.

The same people who have to ask everyone what they think are usually the same people who are so easily riled up by some stupid comments on a msg board, by some random guy with nothing better to do at the moment than act like an ass.

That's some funny shit, right there. :D

 
At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same people who have to ask everyone what they think are usually the same people who are so easily riled up by some stupid comments on a msg board, by some random guy with nothing better to do at the moment than act like an ass.
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Yep.

 
At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't stand people who think they know all of the answers to everything in life and then sit and call others dumbasses because they apparantly don't.
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I can't stand people who think they're chastizing someone and then sit and misspell apparently.

If you're going to work the holier than thou angle, it must be flawlessly executed.

 
At 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

**yawn**

Move on to another board. Try Nesties

That's a fucked up group. Bunch of newlyweds who spend their whole day online rather than taking care of their husbands. Wonder how long til their hubbys wise up and they become empty nesties.

 
At 5:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hand washing after peeing thread is so typical. "Pee is so gross!! Of course I wash EVERY time!! Ewww gross!!!"

Are these women wiping their cootches with their bare hands or something? Cuz when I wipe, it's TP touching my privates. Nothing else.

Pee is pretty sanitary, btw.

Apparently none of these women allow their husbands to go *down south* as it's so freaking CONTAMINATED down there. They probably never have had a dick in their mouth, either. Ewwww!! Ick!! Pee!!

(FYI - I do wash - after shitting, before meal prep or eating, in public restrooms. But geeze, EVVERY time, even in the middle of the night?)


Idiots

 
At 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

allow their husbands to go *down south*
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No, no, no! It's called "down THERE," remember? LOL!

 
At 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I can't stand people who think they're chastizing someone and then sit and misspell apparently.

If you're going to work the holier than thou angle, it must be flawlessly executed"

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Who the fuck cares? There are spelling mistakes all over these blog comments. People only refer to it when they have nothing better to call a poster out for.

 
At 5:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1932988

Good grief. I wonder what her dh must think? It isn't hard to jump in a shower and throw on some clean clothes.

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what these women would think about coming home after a 8-10 work shift to an unwashed, still in bed clothes, husband. I can see the thread now.

 
At 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^should be 8-10 HOUR shift

 
At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, I thought mogely just told us how she went out and bought new jeans today????????????

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm getting really tired of Stinky Rose and ScrapBrooker telling us everything we "didn't" know about being pregnant.

Guess what dumbasses? We already know.

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frozen sandwiches? Ick.

 
At 8:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the only reason mogley homeschools is so she doesn't have to get her lazy ass up and dressed in the morning and get her kids to school. lazy bitch.

my husband workes his ass off all day. the least i can do is clean myself up and look human when he comes home.

i am constantly amazed at the lazy pajama wearing peas.

 
At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

candleangie was posting the other day how poor they are, can't afford their kids school supplies-wah wah wah.

now she goes and buys glasses frames-ugly ass ones-off ebay

people need to get their priorities straight.

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1933248

Fugliest ebay purchase EVAH

 
At 9:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny.


Sorry to go off topic, BUT... KeriWest's very expensive bedroom suite looks like a cheap BORDELLO - all that's missing are some brass spittoons and a little red velvet douche stool. OMG

 
At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my god that woman has the worst taste I've ever seen bedroom set

 
At 9:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also like to say I agree with the Candleangie post. She is nearly as bad as Mowse. Remember her bitching because she couldn't afford gas and needed to get to a relatives house. The peas offered up all sorts of suggestions, but in true poor people mode she had an excuse for everything.

Some of the peas are totally clueless as to why their lives suck the way they do.

 
At 10:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supermom is such an annoying twit. She gets next to no responses on her OMG or WOW threads and every now and then she gets lucky with a "does everyone wash their hands? and gets some feedback and then she starts posting her drama shit again. For one she doens't look like the type to wash her nasty hands. She is so ficking annoying. Too bad only Oblio tells her.

 
At 10:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my god that woman has the worst taste I've ever seen bedroom set

****

I have to agree with you. I thought she had money?? It looks like something out of a porn movie. She should get an interior designer instead of wasting her money. However if she likes it then whatever floats her boat.

 
At 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not familiar with Punchprincess. Is she new?

 
At 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She probably paid damn good money for them, but the walls look like somebody smeared poop on them.

 
At 10:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

keriwest, I mean. ^^^

 
At 10:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I am going to be ill at the thought of Tina and her sex toys. Actually quite the few of them could have not said anything. Last thing we need is a vision of them gasping with a vibrator stuck up their ass.

 
At 10:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supermom is such an annoying twit. She gets next to no responses on her OMG or WOW threads and every now and then she gets lucky with a "does everyone wash their hands? and gets some feedback and then she starts posting her drama shit again. For one she doens't look like the type to wash her nasty hands. She is so ficking annoying. Too bad only Oblio tells her.


Mrs. Doubtfire just told her too.

 
At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eatcrayons said this:

HehHeh.
See though, that's my point. With dh, I/we don't need 'em...hence the dust collecting.

Carrie


****

Translation : My DH is better than yours.

I am somewhat skeptical that her DH can get the G-Spot without some help but whatever!

 
At 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs. Doubtfire just told her too.

**

No shit? Missed that. What thread the cheer one? Doubtfire is a troll though so that doesn't count. I would like to read someone like Monique saying to her "SHUT THE FUCK UP SUPERMOM!:

LMAO

 
At 10:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh just read it. I would have been more offensive but whatever I can do it here.

No one fucking cares Supermom. They don't care about your trailer park vents. They used too, but not anymore since we think you are making a lot of this shit up.

 
At 10:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doubtfire is a troll though so that doesn't count.

True, but it is still funny shit.

 
At 10:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been MIA since the spammer started a few threads back, so what's up my fellow anon bitches?

Not much happening in the lives of 2peas. I want my money back. :)

 
At 10:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one fucking cares Supermom. They don't care about your trailer park vents. They used too, but not anymore since we think you are making a lot of this shit up.


I don't think she makes things up. She just posts about every little damn detail of her every damn day. It is so boring. If she doesn't get enough repsonses, she'll bump her own thread.

 
At 10:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doubtfire should say in response to this:

Do you have a hard on for me or something drag queen?


I and many others here have a hard on for the weak and you fit the bill for the moment anyways.


Twenty bucks says Supermom will be here momentarily as herself or anon to defends herself. LMAO

 
At 10:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think she makes things up. She just posts about every little damn detail of her every damn day. It is so boring. If she doesn't get enough repsonses, she'll bump her own thread.


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Perhaps, I can't even remember half of her shit. Her DH watched some kids die, her boss does porn, her good, good friend found out her DH was molesting their daughter, she called the police on her son, her son dates a pregnant girl and it isn't his(this girl may or may not have been raped)Supermom was raped and her daughter is a child of rape...it goes on and fucking on. Someone call Jerry Fucking Springer. Where the fuck does she live that this shit happens to her all the time?

 
At 10:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks trashy.

I can't believe people actually posted on that cheerleading thread.

 
At 10:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any comments on the Ali Edwards thread?

I think using the blog is kind of lame, but I probably would have done the same for my man.

 
At 10:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eatcrayons said this:

HehHeh.
See though, that's my point. With dh, I/we don't need 'em...hence the dust collecting.


And Yuban said this:

You lucky girl!

I HAVE to have them. Even if DH was the most amazing lover on the face of the Earth, I still gotta have my toys. They can be used simultaneously (DH+toys). It's a whole new experience.


I hate whenever I have to say this, but ITA with Yuban. It's too bad more Peas don't have such a healthy view on sexuality. My DH watches me use them and then he gets his turn. It's totally healthy and fun too. Eatcrayons should try to incorporate toys into her "perfect" sex life.

 
At 10:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor pjnyx. Hiding her goodies from her dh.

 
At 10:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HAVE to have them. Even if DH was the most amazing lover on the face of the Earth, I still gotta have my toys. They can be used simultaneously (DH+toys). It's a whole new experience.



I agree. I don't care how good the guy is. Sometimes you just need the toys.

 
At 10:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MSP's thread-can you beleive some of those bitches. Jesus Christ, now a doctor can't have thoughts about his patients. Come on people, what the fuck is the point of reshaping the head of a vegetable child?

I have never in my life seen so many women who feel they are the judge and jury. And that fat-ass fucking Monique is at it once again . . telling people how they should behave and think and that people like the good doctor do not change. NEITHER DO YOU YOU MISERABLE KNOW-IT-ALL BITCH.

 
At 11:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
my god that woman has the worst taste I've ever seen bedroom set
_____________________________

Ain't that the truth. Jesus that is ugly.

 
At 11:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know how old Monique is? Does she have any kids?

 
At 11:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No kids.

 
At 11:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she gay?

 
At 11:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that she admits to, but several people have insinuated that she is . .

 
At 11:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Keri picked the bedroom set because it's big and imposing which to her, means "rich and tasteful."

Notice she didn't take a picture of the MATTRESS she got. She posted the picture of her ostentatious bedroom with nine million pillows and the gigantic log bed. Once again, it's not about the mattress, it's about "look at my room full of stuff!"

Wasn't the post about her new mattress? Her sleep number bed that costs about the same as a quality innerspring mattress? At least she can't boast that her mattress costs more than everyone else's. We've seen the infomerical, too, sister.

 
At 11:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unmarried with no kids...

She is either gay or Sue.

 
At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares about her mattress?

 
At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Formula 409,
Very good points! Ashame that money cannot buy class. I have never seen so many tacky things shoved into one house in my life. I seem to recall the poor soon has prison bar stripes on his wall-big black and white stripes. .

 
At 11:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Marissa's dad worked at Taco Bell and Keri is so excited to have money now that she can't help but brag.

 
At 11:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Unmarried with no kids...

She is either gay or Sue.

11:48 PM


LOLOL. I think she is gay personally. If I were ever to be in the same room with her, I honestly feel I would be compelled to slap her. The hypocrisy of virtually everything she posts drives me batty!

 
At 12:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to go off topic, BUT... KeriWest's very expensive bedroom suite looks like a cheap BORDELLO - all that's missing are some brass spittoons and a little red velvet douche stool. OMG
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OMG!!!! That is the ugliest bedroom I've ever seen. And it looks cheap too! YUCK!!!

 
At 12:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think she makes things up. She just posts about every little damn detail of her every damn day. It is so boring. If she doesn't get enough repsonses, she'll bump her own thread.
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No shit. She posted when she dropped her frozen french bread pizza on the floor after she took it out of the oven. WTF? Get a life.

I would love to see Monique tell her off.

 
At 12:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know how old Monique is? Does she have any kids?

___________________________
As far as I can recall she has never ever posted anything pertaining to a personal life, unlike every other woman on 2peas. Never had any info in her signature indicating any boyfriend/girlfriend/SO, friends or otherwise.

Apparently she just eats and scrapbooks, and oh yeah, instructs people at 2peas on how they should think and act.

 
At 12:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keriwest has the absolute worst taste I've ever seen. She ruined that house of hers. With all the money she brags about she definitely should have hired a decorator.

I wonder if she smokes in her house and it's all stanky? The walls will get discolored. Or I wonder if she sits outside smoking like people in the trailer parks do.

 
At 12:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique looks Samoan (sp?). Those people are huge. Whether she's gay or not, she doesn't seem to have a significant other. I bet her vibrator is a jackhammer.

 
At 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Monique looks Samoan (sp?). Those people are huge. Whether she's gay or not, she doesn't seem to have a significant other. I bet her vibrator is a jackhammer.

12:13 AM

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nahh, she is just a fat black woman.

 
At 12:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:08 and 12:13 you guys are funny.

 
At 12:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

keriwest--her house reminds me of Liberace.

 
At 12:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's black?!

 
At 12:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you ever worry that you might choose a person to bash and it turns out to be the blogger.

Funny thing is, I think the blogger would laugh right along with you.

 
At 12:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
She's black?!
__________________
YESSSSSSSS
She defends her people quite often in the "Is this racist" threads.

 
At 12:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keri brags way too much. When you get to the point of posting about your mattress, it's time to log off.

 
At 12:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way. I had no idea Monique was black.

 
At 12:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you know she's black? She doesn't look like it in the pictures I saw.

Maybe that's why she's so tolerant of that dumb ass bitch Coppertone.

 
At 12:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:23.
She is! Check out her layouts. She chronicles the miraculous history that borugjht has fat-assed lesbian self into the world.

 
At 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhh that should read' Brought her fat-assed . . .

 
At 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keri brags way too much. When you get to the point of posting about your mattress, it's time to log off.

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I know! Doesn't she have IRL friends that she can brag to? Times are hard if you're showing your new house and furniture CONSTANTLY on the internet. Same with showing pictures of her half naked pumpkinhead daughter.

 
At 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know it's probably been said in the 70 some odd posts above but I skipped reading, the woman said she was the only adult witness so if she told the principal anon or not, the MIL would know who told and yes that would be hard since she has to live with this woman being her husbands MOTHER, yes it is a hard decision.

 
At 12:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you know she's black? She doesn't look like it in the pictures I saw.



Buckwheat says...

Not all black people look black.

 
At 12:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is everyone? it is so quit over there.

 
At 12:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's black, beleive me. She has discussed it more times than I care to remember.

 
At 12:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
where is everyone? it is so quit over there.


They are composing their letters about what an evil hateful man Dr. Liu. It takes soem time to organize the 2peas gestapo you know. First they must find the addresses of every pediatric neurosurgeon in the country. And then contacting the medical boards---plus his mother and father as well as his classmates. The peas wouldn't want to leave out anyone. . .

 
At 12:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so true, 12:35, so true.

 
At 12:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess MSP isn't a fan of the tard-blog.com. That site is friggin' hilarious.

 
At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I guess MSP isn't a fan of the tard-blog.com. That site is friggin' hilarious.

12:43 AM


ITA! I love that blog. I have never laughed so hard in my life!

 
At 12:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tard-blog hasn't been updated in a long time. I hope they find a new writer soon.

 
At 12:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree! Plus, you have to read from the beginning or it is not nearly as funny.

 
At 1:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seanna, ironically enough, is the person who introduced the peas to the Tard Blog.

 
At 1:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keri's bedroom is quite possibly the most tacky thing I've ever seen. I wonder if her husband can even get-it-up in such a nasty environment... maybe the pillows are for covering her ugly ass face.

 
At 1:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique is mixed. Her grandfather was black and her grandmother white.

 
At 2:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1933440

Janelle, Slimfast, use it. Do a little LESS grocery gaming girl!

 
At 4:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That thread is about punctuation and grammar???? Did you link wrong? Also, no Janelle on there.

 
At 8:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MeatPopsicle said... Grow a fucking backbone, and while you're at it, grow YOUR OWN DAMN OPINION.

ITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stinky Rose, if you're listening...

Most of us have had babies. Shut the fuck up!

 
At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a thought, maybe the reason why Lauren is overweight (and as pleasant as a rattlesnake but that's neither here nor there) is because she ate so much shit food as a child. Set herself up for a lifetime of poor eating habits. Hmmm.... Maybe if she eased off on the doritos, slimmed down, and got a man she'd be a little less bitchy?

 
At 11:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nahh, you're someone worth being bitchy to, no matter how much I eat or don't eat.

And you don't have any idea what I eat so as much things posted here, it's just you making up bullshit to make yourself feel better about the fact that you're a lowlife.

Lauren

 
At 11:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you don't have any idea what I eat so as much things posted here, it's just you making up bullshit to make yourself feel better about the fact that you're a lowlife.


33333333333333333333333333333333333

WOW!!

Now there's the comeback of the year.

YAWN.

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously you didn't find it boring since you took the time out of your day to respond.

But, I don't have any more time to waste trading barbs with on anonymous nit-wits, so I'm outta here.

 
At 12:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously you didn't find it boring since you took the time out of your day to respond.


66666666666666666666666666666666666

YAWN.

Not exactly boring.

Pathetic, at the very least.

Now come on Lauren, isn't there some dramatic bullshit for you to stir up at two pees?

Or are you all out of lies for the day?

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now come on Lauren, isn't there some dramatic bullshit for you to stir up at two pees?

Or are you all out of lies for the day?

12:20 PM


That wasn't really her you dipshit. The writing didn't even sound like her. Are you really that stupid?

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That wasn't really her you dipshit. The writing didn't even sound like her. Are you really that stupid?


11111111111111111111111111111111111

Well, when I look in the mirror, I see your face.

So to answer your question:

DUMB AS SHIT.

LOL

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1933440

that is the right link, the brammer link, it is by Janelle the OP, check her blogs. She has too much time worrying about grammar while eating at the pc.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

grammar not brammer, Janelle care to call me on it??

 
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do women feel the need to post (on a non-pregnancy message board btw) about mucus plugs???

I truly don't get it.

 
At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because they're losers.

I'm just thankful MamaDep finally shut up about her pregnancy.

 
At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

~Lauren~
AncestralPea
PeaNut 246606 - 1/31/2006
Posts: 4996 Layouts: 15
Posted: 9/1/2006 11:23:41 AM
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I live in a small area here in NY and there weren't any teaching jobs available. So, I hung my shingle back up. As I mentioned on another thread, the time away from law has actually given me a renewed enjoyment of it.

Anyone want to take bets about how long it's going to take before someone on the 'blog' posts that I was 'fired' from teaching? My bet is 30 seconds.


Don't flatter yourself Lauren.

I think they make up most of what they post.

Funny, I thought making shit up was perfected at 2peas.

 
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update on Lauren's job--I'd been wondering about that. Didn't she already have a job teaching in Florida? And then she moved back to NY? And she's giving up on teaching after having a teaching job for only a few months? Sounds fishy.

 
At 8:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you know that Lauren is fat. I love Lauren and would love to see her picture. Why do Mucous plugs bother you? I don't get why people are so uptight that reading about bloody plugs grosses you out. It is fun when all the women talk about their pregnancies. Much better than hearing about loser asshole husbands.

 
At 12:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1933440

that is the right link, the brammer link, it is by Janelle the OP, check her blogs. She has too much time worrying about grammar while eating at the pc.

12:28 PM


Oh, okay..gotcha! :)

 
At 12:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why do Mucous plugs bother you? I don't get why people are so uptight that reading about bloody plugs grosses you out. It is fun when all the women talk about their pregnancies."

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Please.

Can I post about the huge corn-infested shit I just took? Do you wanna hear all about it so you can get a reallly good visual?

It IS gross. And extremely personal.

And doesn't belong on a public, non-maternity MB.

 
At 6:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MeatPopsicle said...
I agree.

People, not just women... but they seem to be the majority... are TOO FUCKING TIMID lately.

No one seems capable of making a decision anymore, without some outside source of confirmation.

For fucks sake, ACT!

Stop TALKING and DO SOMETHING!

Who gives a shit about your Lunch Lady MIL, the fucking peanut butter sandwiches, the photo proofs, teachers and homework...

Who gives a shit what someone else thinks. What YOU think is what matters!

Grow a fucking backbone, and while you're at it, grow YOUR OWN DAMN OPINION.


-MP

3:37 PM

MeatPopsicle said...
Ahhh.. Chaos, Panic and Disorder.

My work here is done!

heh.


PS:

knowsitall, choke on a dick. :D

4:22 PM

MeatPopsicle said...
In retrospect, I guess wanting to seek others opinions before you decide on a course of action is the current "normal" thing to do... according to your comment, knowsitall.

If you'd have been paying attention, fuckwit, you'd have noticed my comment was in regards to humanity in general... hence the following statement I made: "No one seems capable of making a decision anymore, without some outside source of confirmation."

Thank you for justifying that statement.

And you're right, one of MY choices could be to ignore it... another could be to move on... you are totally not seeing yet one MORE choice I have, and that is to stick around and make fun of those weak-willed motherfuckers who can't pick out what color panties they're going to put on without first making a poll on 2Peas about it.

Guess which one I picked?

4:27 PM

MeatPopsicle said...
Oh, honey, I did last night, believe me.

Your mexican landscaper doesn't count. :D

(yes, I stole that from the anon who pokes fun at Keri.. heh)

4:29 PM


MeatPopsicle said...
Ok, so that was uncalled for. It wasn't her mexican landscaper.

But maybe if you wouldn't run a train on the whole neighborhood, you wouldn't be choking so much.

:D

4:30 PM

MeatPopsicle said...
I hate to say it, mp, but you are really starting to annoy me.

Oh Noes!

I don't know jack shit that isn't in a very narrow field -- but I do know what's RIGHT or WRONG, without having to poll a bunch of strangers on the internet.

I don't give a shit, in the grand scheme of things, but it amuses the hell out of me.

The same people who have to ask everyone what they think are usually the same people who are so easily riled up by some stupid comments on a msg board, by some random guy with nothing better to do at the moment than act like an ass.

That's some funny shit, right there. :D

4:53 PM


I have to say this is my favourite part:

And you're right, one of MY choices could be to ignore it..

That's a whole heck of a lot of ignoring you did there. You've just about ignored yourself into having carpal tunnel.

Emphatic too. Lots of caps and exclamation points there. You get yourself quite worked up over little old us, don'tcha petal?

Oh oh oh, this one is good too:

Who gives a shit what someone else thinks.

Obviously you do dear, or you wouldn't have to come back time and time again to not only SPOUT your wisdom (BWAHHAHAHAHAH!) but to defend yourself against almost every post that disagrees with you.

Oh, and ANYONE who differentiates between nerd and geek (especially when making the assumption that one is better than the other) is more desperate and fucked up than the women you insult.

 
At 12:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meatpopsicle is so yesterday.

Move on.

 
At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's dirt on MamaDep, or rather on her sister Lizz. A post from Fro's.

You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:27pm

I shouldn't have done this, but it's too late.

I just want to "The Nest" where my sister hangs out online. (Like the Knot for newleyweds) because I wanted to see if she's been complainging about me. (Bad, I know.)

But this is what I found:

http://talk.thenest.com/talk/talk_profileview.html?profilename=MamaDep



She's due Sept. 12
She's known since January 5

I'm a wreck right now.

I want so much to be thrilled, but I can't be.

I can't help but think that being my MOH is going to be too much... she'll have a 3 month old at the wedding.

I can't deal with this right now.

Yesterday at 12:28pm, kermie1975 wrote: She didn't tell you.




Nope.

Not even when she our mom and I had our "bonding weekend" in Reno.

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:32pm

So now I'm wondering... they had been planning a trip to London next month, but cancelled it. Katie said it was because her friend's mom got sick, that her cancer came back (they were going to stay with the friend)
Now I don't even know if Kat's mom is really sick again, or if Katie lied to me.

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:33pm


Yesterday at 12:31pm, Er'Ca (aka EL) wrote: I wonder if she's told your Mom & Dad yet.



I doubt it. I'm with my dad ALL DAY at work and talk to my mom daily.

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:35pm


Yesterday at 12:32pm, deirdre wrote: Oh, wow.

Why do you think she didn't tell you? Maybe she didn't want to steal your wedding thunder (am I giving her too much credit?)



WAAAYYY too much credit.

Her first appt is on the 7th... we'll see if she tells us then.

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:36pm

It's all falling into place now... she didn't drink in Reno, said she didn't feel well... has been all b-itchy lately... the comment on my blog is one example... she didn't want to go shopping with us (mom and I) on Saturday.

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:40pm

They're going to tell us at my mom's birthday dinner on Saturday.

http://talk.thenest.com/talk/talk_post.html?folder=CLONEW012&Object=1137175196054452&topic=CLONEW012

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:43pm

Is it horrible of me that I want to be late on purpose for dinner now?
Jamie works, so it's possible we'd be late... but make us late on purpose?
Or is that too evil.

Or I could, at dinner, announce that WE are pregnant. (I'm pretty sure Jamie wouldn't play along with that one though...)

I hate that she's doing this on our mom's birthday... it'll make it all about her (again) instead of our mom (it's her 60th)

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:44pm

Would it be bad if I just blogged about keeping secrets?
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Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:44pm

Would it be bad if I told her to F off when she announces it?

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:45pm

Is it horrible of me that I don't a 3 month old at my wedding?

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:45pm

Is it awful that right now, NO PART of me is happy?

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 12:50pm


Yesterday at 12:47pm, Gmom wrote: I agree with DD. Honestly not trying not to go too deep here but maybe she didn't tell you because you two don't get along well. From your posts about her I just some times get the feeling you don't care for her that much kwim? I know I waited a while before I told my family too. We held out until Father's Day so we could make it special for them. I wished you would be happy for her.....having a baby is just wonderful. And being an Aunt is VERY wonderful too. I was an aunt for 4 yrs before having Greg. I loved spoiling my niece rotten. Also, I remember when your friend was talking about having a baby all the time and you didn't care for it. Do you think maybe you sent the same impression to your sister? Just thinking here.... (((HUGS to you)))



That's the thing... we *do* get along.
She drives me batty, but that's a sister's job. She's still me absolute best friend on the planet.
Above all, it's that she had lied to my face so many times in the last month... looking at bridesmaid dresses, she only looked at "maternity" styles since she might be PG... no... she'll have a baby already.
Lying to my mom and I the whole weekend in Reno...

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 1:13pm


Yesterday at 1:05pm, deirdre wrote: Just want to add that I had a 3 month old at my sister's wedding. She was at the church all dressed up and then before the reception we brought her home where we had a babysitter and we had a great time that night. It was our first night out since we had her.

My sister was very understanding and I appreciated it.





Were you the matron of honor and the only attendant? That's my concern... I don't think I will be able to count on her, KWIM?

I guess I'm not so much upset about the baby being there as not having an attendant who I can count on... I just wasn't ready to hear this.

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 4:07pm


Yesterday at 3:38pm, Jess`ca wrote: question...i clicked on her name...and i saw the pics etc.

how did you know that was her?



Her user name *was* MarriedMrsDep... she just recently changed it to MamaDep... and I recognize the pants in the photo... and her handwriting... and her hand...

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by Gretchie on Yesterday at 5:23pm


Yesterday at 5:09pm, Gmom wrote: Gretchie I hate to say it but I totally disagree. As a sister I would never want to be made to feel that I should put my life on hold and wait to get pregnant just because my sister doesn't want me to because it might take a little away from her 'year's excitement'. I don't always get along with my sister (who does LOL) but we have always been happy for each other when we got PG and when we got married. From what I remember she has been trying to get PG for a long time.....long before Lizz got engaged. She was probably already PG not long after she got engaged. And just because she is going to be a MOH who is pregnant doesn't mean that she can't be happy for Lizz and help her with her special day. It isn't that I don't feel for Lizz because I do. The ONLY reason I would be upset in this situation is that she didn't tell me first. But the news in itself is wonderful and EVERYONE should be happy about it. I mean we are talking a precious new baby ! I think Lizz should be happy for her sister...and her sister be happy for Lizz on her upcoming marriage. I admit to having a twinge of jealousy at first when my sister got PG with my niece. Not because she was PG.....but because she got the first grandchild. But flip that over and you get to see what they are going through first before you have to do it. It was nice having a sister to go to who had already been down that road before me.

I hope you don't mind me disagreeing with you Gretchie!



I don't mind.

But I'm still with Lizz. I wouldn't be happy about it at all. I can really understand, being the middle child, trying to fight for my parents attention only to have my sister up one on me. That's how I would feel and honestly Lizz has every right to feel about it the way she does...there's a reason for that feeling and I don't think that anybody is necessarily wrong for their feelings.

Think about it...Katie will be having her baby shower BEFORE Lizz's wedding shower (if you're having one Lizz). Again...shower thunder COMPLETELY stolen. Baby will be born 3 months before Lizz's wedding. Can you imagine the wedding..Lizz has worked so hard to plan for and will be beautiful I'm sure and everybody stopping to dote all over Katie and the new baby...yeah I would be jealous and probably resent Katie for it. It'll be in December and so will the baby's 1st Christmas that everybody will be super excited about.

Did you read what she wrote about Lizz?


Quote:

Topic: Read this post from my sisters blog. She is friggin MENTAL!
From: MamaDep Date: 2/1/2006 at 11:53 pm

Ok.... she has a TOTAL BUDGET of $3000!!!! Is she f'ing STUPID or what!?!?!?!?!?! I want to kick her butt.,,,,I'm so pissed.... I do all I can.... and THIS is what she comes up with!?!?!??!

*************************

I need to stop Googling for wedding stuff.
I really do.

Because what happens is I find all this other stuff that I *must* have, and I can't get it out of my head.
Yesterday, in my web cruising, I discovered the fabulousness that is Red Cheese.
They rent photobooths for special events (Hmm.. like weddings perhaps?)

It's a pretty ridiculous amount of money, but I'm determined to make it happen... I'm going to sell some of my Sizzlets on eBay, and do a *major* purge of the old scrap stash and see what I can come up with money-wise.

I actually talked to a caterer as well, and got some prices from him... it's so much money... all of it is.
We're doing a lot better than I had thought though, savings wise, so that's all good.

I want this photobooth so bad that I'm thinking about doing silk flowers to cut that cost (my bouquest in silk: about $30... in flowers, over $100...) but I don't know... mom seems pretty anti-fake on the flower thing.
But she also thinks I'm crazy for even *liking* the photobooth idea.

Who knows?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH!



I hate her right now. Her and her stupid ideas....




WHAT A pregnant dog (sorry Lizz)!!!

Re: You guys... help me.
Post by L'zz on Yesterday at 5:42pm

Thanks for the support girls.

A couple of things I need to get out.

1. They have NOT been "trying" for a while. They've been talking for a while. ACtually, they weren't going to start "trying" until March.
2. A pregnant MOH I can totally deal with... I recently new mom, I don't know... (this going to sound very Bridezilla-ish of me) she's responsible for hosting my shower... now that shower is going to be "competing" with the baby for attention. Yes, it's childish, but that bothers me.
3. I am upset that she has told all of these other people, posted "belly pics" and lied TO MY FACE about it on several occassions.
4. I have been terrified of her having a baby with my BIL for some time... there are many things about their relationship that scare me; many things in their lives... the biting dog being one example.
5. I'm upset right now. I'm PMSing and hormonal. I'm pretty sure parts of me are overreacting, and other parts are totally justified.

I came here for support from my friends, not a lecture on what a horrible person I am.

 
At 4:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to bring that to MamaDep's attention.

If my sister said that about my baby, I wouldn't want her in the delivery room.

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe this is Lizz's SECOND wedding, so I don't see why she is making such a big deal about this. What's the big deal if her sister is pregnant and the baby will be 3 months old at the wedding? It's not like her sister will be go into labor during the ceremony and steal all of the attention away from Lizz. LOL

I seem to remember Lizz posting a thread on 2Peas telling everyone she was going to be an aunt.

Seems pretty two-faced of her to act excited on 2Peas and then to trash her on another board.

 
At 6:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lizz has complained and trashed her sister numerous times on different boards. I was always surprised she would do this because it's not like her sister couldn't find out about it. I'm sure she has internet access.

 
At 7:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has Lizz complained recently about her sister "stealing" her baby name for her child? I recall her complaining that her and her sister both wanted to use the same name and Lizz was pissed. The funny thing about the situation was that Lizz wasn't even engaged yet, but her sister was already married.

 
At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Meatpopsicle is so yesterday.

Move on.

12:48 PM

###############################

But he's so much fun to play with. I can't help it. It's that whole macho routine. The defensiveness cracks me up.

He doesn't care, but he posts over and over again to defend himself...heh.

 
At 8:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all true. I am a wanker.

 
At 9:04 PM, Blogger MeatPopsicle said...

heh. That comic was funny.

 

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