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2 Peas In My Ass
Daily Summaries And Opinions On One Of The Wackiest Communities On The Net
Daily Summaries And Opinions On One Of The Wackiest Communities On The Net
143 Comments:
Lauren needs advice from the peas.... Should she move?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1881115
This one is a no brainer. Uhh yeah, move, you dumb bitch.
It blows my mind to see all the STUPID questions some peas will ask.
"I just fell down the stairs and there is a bone sticking out of my foot, should I see a doctor?"
"I just shit my pants, should I change my underwear?"
Come on peas, stop being so fucking helpless and use a brain cell!
Looks like Lauren started a new entry to divert us from bashing her. Funny that the poster copied her post to this new entry. LOL
I found mandas new blog with her photography on it.
http://aeichhorn.typepad.com/
Her photography really does suck. You all were right.
Oh ya and I think Lauren should stay too. LOL
I found mandas new blog with her photography on it.
http://aeichhorn.typepad.com/
Her photography really does suck. You all were right.
Are you kidding me? Her photos are awesome! You are just too dumb to realize it!
I think Manda does a good job. Although I think her boyfriend needs to grow some freaking hair to cover up his cone head.
http://aeichhorn.typepad.com/scraps_of_serendipity/images/dsc_0004_2.jpg
Are you kidding me? Her photos are awesome! You are just too dumb to realize it!
No I am not kidding you.
Could Manda copy Tara Whitney any better? Good grief. Right down to blog set-up and photo shots.
I think Manda does a good job. Although I think her boyfriend needs to grow some freaking hair to cover up his cone head.
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He can't he's bald, just in denial.
Why is Lauren renting an apartment? Did she blow all the money from the sale of her house in NY? If she was smart she wouldn't have rented that house out for a year. Notice she said "our heads" are her kids living with her?
She doesn't even seem to be aware of her subjects squinting. I would be pretty upset if I had paid her and got those results.
Cherri Moon looks like a dimestore hooker gone hoochie mama.
I don't care what you hookers say, somone taking OK photos doesn't make them a pro.
Tara sucks ass.
Manda sucks ass and balls and dick.
But, they both SUUUUUUCK
Oh, the joys of laptops...I can take a big fat shit while reading this big fat shit here.
uh oh...
oh no...
oweeee
oh, oh, oh
here comes the hemorrhoid pop!
damn!
all the blood!
Feels like a sticker bush comin' out my arse
Manda Sue is white trash. And her subjects in jeans are white trash.
Well in my opinion it is a rather dandi ol' thing, that aManda has her photography skills to fall back upon. It is painfully obviously that she lacks an education and further skills to propell her in to a decent realm of society.
But, one thing I am quite befuddled about...since when did they start making camera equipment with dog spikes, chains, and chaps? Otherwise, I can't possibly see how it would interest her.
Oh lookie...did she delete her newest blog too?
But, one thing I am quite befuddled about...since when did they start making camera equipment with dog spikes, chains, and chaps? Otherwise, I can't possibly see how it would interest her.
10:24 AM
lmao!
it tore my asssss apart
Can't imagine going anal when a shit hurts thissss bad
aManda has her photography skills to fall back upon
Photography skills? She copies other photographers to pose people. She has a camera and had the money to buy one. That is it as far as her skills go.
I just looked at Manda's photography and I found it very insulting that she copies Tara's photography the way she does!
Sasha, a frumpy middle aged Suzy homemaker, is poking fun at Pamela Anderson's looks. Pamela with her sun damaged skin still looks better than Sasha could ever wish for.
Her real name is AMANDA aeichhorn....
Not wise for such a polarizing subject to give that much info.
Her real name is AMANDA aeichhorn....
Not wise for such a polarizing subject to give that much info.
You dipshit, you can't COPY a photograph by doing it yourself...
Once you make the photo is it YOURS.
If someone poses someone else like you did, it still isnt' copying.
This isn't scraplifting you dumb cunt.
I feel bad for Manda. If the only talent she has is the ability to copy someone elses work, she will fizzle very quickly.
If someone poses someone else like you did, it still isnt' copying.
Yes it is. She is copying the "feel and look" of anothers work. There is no originality, there is no style of her own. You don't become an artist be doing nothing but copying someone else's work.
Who took this pic of aManda and G THIS ONE SUCKS
Notice how they are still and his face is blurry! Who took it! IF they call themselves a "pro" she needs to sue for her goddamned money back. Here's hoping they took it themselvs.
For the link above, scroll half way down.
The only way you could see that she is "copying" Tara is to know Tara.
I seriously doubt anyone she shoots will know Tara unless their psychoscrappers from Peas.
She's ok. She'll learn her own style soon. She just needs to get more comfy in her own skin.
Tara copied EVERYONE at first too! Everyone!!!! She admitted it back in the day.
Get over yourself.
The only way you could see that she is "copying" Tara is to know Tara.
I seriously doubt anyone she shoots will know Tara unless their psychoscrappers from Peas.
She's ok. She'll learn her own style soon. She just needs to get more comfy in her own skin.
Tara copied EVERYONE at first too! Everyone!!!! She admitted it back in the day.
Get over yourself.
Hi Manda.
Develop your own style if you want to be respected.
Who took this pic of aManda and G THIS ONE SUCKS
Notice how they are still and his face is blurry! Who took it! IF they call themselves a "pro" she needs to sue for her goddamned money back. Here's hoping they took it themselvs.
Umm, dumbfuck, Tara Whitney took those pics! She IS a pro. Tara is where Manda got all her ideas from. She had a photo shoot with her, then she stole her ideas!
She had a photo shoot with her, then she stole her ideas!
Yes, a very sleazy "Manda" thing to do.
OY! Tara took those! And Graham's face is blurry in the holding butts photo!
Tara sucks ass!!!!
You don't pay a pro for a blurry face shots!
Tara is sleezy!
She took CathyZ and Marrisa Perez's ideas!
dimestore hooker gone hoochie mama.
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What's the fucking difference between a dimestore hooker and a hoochie mama?
DUH.
What's the fucking difference between a dimestore hooker and a hoochie mama?
Race
What's the fucking difference between a dimestore hooker and a hoochie mama?
Getting knocked up!
Cherri Moon looks like a dimestore hooker gone hoochie mama.
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I wonder what all those Mormons in Arizona think when they see her.
I wonder what all those Mormons in Arizona think when they see her.
That she looks like a dimestore hooker gone hoochie mama...
um, derrr.
I wonder how much pictures like that cost.
I can't get into Manda's site --did she make it private??
I wonder how much pictures like that cost.
Tara charges $800 for a sitting fee.
I can't get into Manda's site --did she make it private??
I just looked at it. It works for me.
Tara charges $800 for a sitting fee.
Waste of money! For blurry faces! She sucks
You know who is a terrific photographer past pea?
Sherri Winstead!
Blows Tara out of the water.
yeah, nevermind. It worked for me the next time. I think my computer's having issues.
I didn't see the hoochie mama photos, though.
Anonymous said...
I just looked at Manda's photography and I found it very insulting that she copies Tara's photography the way she does!
10:33 AM
Tara copies other photographers. It is laughable that people think it is "Tara's" style.
Tara copies other photographers. It is laughable that people think it is "Tara's" style.
11:14 AM
Amen!
She is a fraud!
I've known her since she was not e ven known. On private boards with her. I know her motivations. She copies and copies like noone's business.
So in other words, Manda is so stupid she copies a fraud's style?
Hilarious.
I wonder what all those Mormons in Arizona think when they see her.
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That she looks like a dimestore hooker gone hoochie mama...
um, derrr.
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Touché :-)
Well at least the only nasty thing that can be said about Cherry is about her eyebrows.
Can you say that about yourselves?
Well at least the only nasty thing that can be said about Cherry is about her eyebrows.
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I'm sure it's not the only thing that CAN be said. It's the only thing that's currently BEING said.
I'm sure it's not the only thing that CAN be said. It's the only thing that's currently BEING said.
In other words, you have nothing. So shut the fuck up.
Cherri Moon looks like a dimestore hooker gone hoochie mama.
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I wonder what all those Mormons in Arizona think when they see her.
11:01 AM
I'm a Mormon in AZ and I think Cherry rocks. She is sweet and funny and a good person.
You know who is a terrific photographer past pea?
Sherri Winstead!
OMG, Sherri is spectacular. And she's just the sweetest person! I met her at Memory Trends a couple of years ago and we had the nicest chat. Honestly, I didn't even know who she was in the scrapping world until after we'd met and someone told me (I think she was on PKPT at that time).
how about i ask a stupid question here....
i am engraving a baby cup....would that be a memento you'd like as a baptism gift?
i plan to just put his full name in script
how about i ask a stupid question here....
i am engraving a baby cup....would that be a memento you'd like as a baptism gift?
I personally don't care for knick-knacks and useless things like that. Some people buy curio cabinets with lights to display their dustables but I prefer not to have any dustables.
For babies, I'd rather get something useful. How about a collection of Veggie Tales board books for when the baby gets old enough to read?
Maybe I'm too practical.
I agree. Practical beats nic nack anyday.
How about a gift certificate?
"I just looked at Manda's photography and I found it very insulting that she copies Tara's photography the way she does!"
I hope she uses some of the funds from her photography work to pay for some courses at her local college. Perhaps, then, she will develop her own style. I have noticed that she photoshops her pics... way to much in my opinion... most of them are blurry... they don't have a "crisp" look. She also needs to weary of the space around the subjects... like the one of the african american lady at the beach... there is way too much space above her head. It looks off to see the ocean floating above her head.
I'm a Mormon in AZ and I think Cherry rocks. She is sweet and funny and a good person.
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Why are you here reading this stupid shit then? Shouldn't you be off replenishing the earth with Godly people to populate the planet Kolab?
Sara said...
You know who is a terrific photographer past pea?
Sherri Winstead!
OMG, Sherri is spectacular. And she's just the sweetest person! I met her at Memory Trends a couple of years ago and we had the nicest chat. Honestly, I didn't even know who she was in the scrapping world until after we'd met and someone told me (I think she was on PKPT at that time).
11:37 AM
Is that the pea how had her article stolen by Renee Camacho?
that should say WHO not how
Is that the pea how had her article stolen by Renee Camacho?
What is that story anyways? What happened?
I am so tired of Tara photos and the comments of "OMG, they are so original they took pictures in an alley in front of a brick wall, how artistic of them" Please! Um yeah, real photographers have done this for years - where do you think she got the idea? Now all I see are people trying to duplicate shots in an alley. Someone posted all these shots of them in Chicago at CHA trying to have a Tara Photo Shoot. Barf
No Sherri isn't a writer. You're thinking of some bitch named Kelly or Kelli.
Kelli Noto?
She's a cunt and yah, Renea plagarized her and got canned from Peas for it! Glad to see Renea's cronies bailing her out and putting her sorry ass in books now.
Renee is a total thief! Did you know she scraplifted layouts for her HOF win!?
She's a cunt and yah, Renea plagarized her and got canned from Peas for it! Glad to see Renea's cronies bailing her out and putting her sorry ass in books now.
12:20 PM
No shit. She had the balls to actually continue using the plagarized article in workshops and classes she taught. The kicker
She put a copywrite on the handout. What a fat hoss.
Nu uh...she copyrighted somone else's shit!? Did she get caught?
Anonymous said...
Nu uh...she copyrighted somone else's shit!? Did she get caught?
12:38 PM
Hell yeah she got caught. Here's what happened
-- Kelli chick wrote photography tips on thread at 2peas
-- Renee takes tips and puts them WORD FOR WORD in an article "she wrote" for 2peas
-- the shit hit the fan
-- Renee "volutarily" steps down from being a GG
-- She still uses article in classes and copywrites it
What happened after that I don't know.
Anonymous said...
Renee is a total thief! Did you know she scraplifted layouts for her HOF win!?
12:31 PM
SHUT UP! I didn't know that
Renee and Kelli--what are their ids on 2Peas?
Renee
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=3487
Rcamacho...for renee
and mom or something for kelli
Kelli's
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=21316
Thank you.
"Are you fucking serious? You think this blog caused a negative atmosphere? Negativity has ALWAYS run rampant at 2Peas! Unless you are in the clique, that is."
Hmm, so who is in the "clique"?
Is it the same as the bitchy peas (lauren, Monique, Seanna, etc. that you love to talk about?)
I'm a known pea, I'm just wondering if I'm considered in some sort of clique.
So who is in a clique?
I'm a known pea,
Good for you! You must be soooo proud. *eye roll*
I think Manda's photos are great. Just looked at the ones of peawithchemistry - but I just don't get why you would put your name so large across the photo. How about small and in the corner? it looks totally silly.
Yes, I'm known and I'm popular and I'm so, so, soooo proud.
How does it feel to still be a band geek???
;)
Supermom_ttf wrote:
"I bought some stouffers garlic bread pizzas to have for lunch today.
Put them in the pizza oven, cooked them beautifully, omg did they smell heavenly, pulled them out of the pizza oven, licking my lips. Watched to my horror as the handle of the oven gave way and flipped my scrumptious garlic bread pizza right onto the nasty, dirty, I wouldnt even consider a 2 second rule, floor.
I am sobbing, and hungry now"
Nice! And she's going to be running a day care and feeding children out of that kitchen? Toddlers who crawl and put their hands in their mouth?
Nice! And she's going to be running a day care and feeding children out of that kitchen? Toddlers who crawl and put their hands in their mouth?
She says she is at work. It's not her house.
I think Amanda's pictures look great. I can't take photos like that. If people are willing to pay her, why rain on her parade?
Jealous?
Jealous?
Hahahahaha yeah right. I have a dslr and I don't run around saying I am a professional photographer. I am better than her and I don't have the nerve to rip people off. She sucks. No pun intended.
I think these big cameras for you ladies are like flashy cars for balding men. Totally compensating....
I can't believe that Tara charges $800. That's insane and I can't believe people are dumb enough to pay her that.
Did manda pay $800?
Did manda pay $800?
No. Tara used to charge $300 and then bumped it to $400. Due to popular demand, she bumped it up to $800 and will likely bump her prices again for 2007.
Tara's Blog
I think Manda's photos are great. Just looked at the ones of peawithchemistry - but I just don't get why you would put your name so large across the photo. How about small and in the corner? it looks totally silly.
1:27 PM
They do this so the subject cannot right click and save the picture to their computer and print it out. The subject has to pay the photographer for a print without the logo.
If the logo was small and in the corner, they could photoshop it out easily. The photographer doesn't want them to do that. The photographer wants to make money.
So why do people do this when it is photos of their own kids?
No, tara has been at $800 for a while.
What does Tara's $800 fee include? Does she work often or is this a deterrant so everyone's not calling her.
Does anyone else just wish Sami would kill herself and get it over with?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1881687
If I have to read about her depression one more time, I may have to kill her.
I tried to schedule Tara and she was booked up for like 3 months. She explains how many shoots she does per month on her blog.
"Does anyone else just wish Sami would kill herself and get it over with?"
That is vile and you are lower than scum. Sami is a sweet person who has a boat load of issues she is working to solve. She is easy to ignore if you don't want to read what she says.
"Does anyone else just wish Sami would kill herself and get it over with?"
absolutely NO!
why would you click on her threads if you don't want to read it?
I'm not interested in her issues, and I do not read her threads - but I certainly do not wish that she'd kill herself.
I, however, wish that posters could come here and say what they think without being vile!
If I have to read about her depression one more time, I may have to kill her.
Is this a death threat? I know her IRL and if it is, she would probably like to know.
If I have to read about her depression one more time, I may have to kill her.
No. Just venting. Sorry.
"If I have to read about her depression one more time, I may have to kill her. "
You don't HAVE to read anything. But you should be greatful as hell that you can live your life without dealing with her issues. Depression effects EVERYTHING.
Sami, if you read this, I care.
Tara's blog says:
***Because there just aren't enough days in a month or weekends in the year, I am no longer able to book any more families for 2006! If you are interested in being added to a wait list in case of a cancellation, please email me. Otherwise, I will open up my 2007 schedule in Nov/Dec.***
What is Tara Whitney's claim to fame and what exactly does she do for Simple Scrapbooks?
Tara is a Garden Girl at 2peas and was published in the earlier days. She is also good friends with a lot of other scrapbook celebs. Maybe she rode in on their coattails.
I don't mind if anyone (Sami included) vents about depression - I understand how debilitating it can be. But I do wish that Sami would at least be honest. I know her IRL too and she tells more lies on 2Peas than you can imagine.
Who else is unimpressed by Manda's layout
This is the man
Amanda Eickhorn Venice, CA
This page took three or four hours to complete, because Amanda takes frequent breaks so she can come back to her layout with fresh eyes. She learned from Cathy Zielske (J/F, p. 59) to increase her type leading and to be more succinet with her journaling. For Amanda, 9x9 is the perfect page size, 12x12 feels too big, and 8x8 doesn't leave enough room for "white space" Amanda and Graham, who met online three yeras ago, plan to marry in the summer of 2007.
Could this layout be anymore boring? All she did was slap on a button.
"But I do wish that Sami would at least be honest. I know her IRL too and she tells more lies on 2Peas than you can imagine."
Do share!
Anonymous said...
If I have to read about her depression one more time, I may have to kill her.
Is this a death threat? I know her IRL and if it is, she would probably like to know.
3:08 PM
oh geez. it was a joke ya psycho. noone is making a threat
Could this layout be anymore boring? All she did was slap on a button.
Let's see what you've got!
2 People that claim to know her? Yeah sure.
MAKE THAT 3 PEOPLE. SHE IS A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP. SAMI IS A VERY NICE PERSON AND I HAVE NEVER KNOWN HER TO LIE.
Who cares!
Back to Manda's layout.
Boooooooring.
It constantly amazes me the shit that gets published.
Well okay here is what I know Sami.
You really have Bi-Polar instead of depression. Your husband told me.
You also lie all the time on 2 Peas about where you are. You tell people that you are home when you are really off working like it is some big secret that anyone cares about.
And by the way, when you are gone, I am fucking your husband.
Who does Manda know that published that? It has to be one of those layouts that got published because of who you know.
Since when has she planned to marry Graham? Is she even engaged? Talk about counting your chickens before they're hatched!
I don't know about anyone else, but I might not mention I met my DH online. Just wouldn't...
Do you get anything for being published?
Do you get anything for being published?
It depends. Sometimes it's a little money, sometimes it's product and sometimes nothing at all. It depends on the publication.
haha did you read that bitch sherryw is getting a GREAT job that starts at...........get this.............$16 an hour
What a dumb bitch!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1881868
SherryW says she has been a SAHM for 10 years, it sounds like $16 an hour is a good entry level job. I give SherryW a high five for jumping back in the work force.
Why is she dumb for getting a job? Maybe she wants to put her kids through college. Working is a good thing. Take time off to raise your kids, but get back into the work force as soon as possible. Keep your resume fresh.
Ms. Manda needs to pick an identity and stick with it. She just seems so two faced to me- the wanna be SAHM, TTC, almost LDS, scrapbooker/photgrapher and THEN bam the BDSM girl. It's confusing, and frankly, it's weird.
Finding yourself can be hard.
There is NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING wrong with Manda. She is a good person and is kind. So she has a history? WHO THE HELL DOESN'T? The only diff in her history and the rest of the population is that hers isn't shoved in a closet somewhere.
I honestly believe that one reason Manda gets so much flack is because she is thin and pretty. I think some of the big fatties on here can't handle that Manda has what they will never have!
Manda's lo is typical of those that SS publishes. So, I doubt it got there because she blew..I mean KNEW someone....
$16 an hour is a good entry level job. I give SherryW a high five for jumping back in the work force.
Yeah, that.
What the hell is wrong with $16 dollars an hour?
Not everyone makes 100 grand a year. After taxes that should bring in about 27K, that's decent for a SAHM jumping back into the work force.
What a bizarre thing to make fun of.
Since when has she planned to marry Graham? Is she even engaged? Talk about counting your chickens before they're hatched!
Do you read anything I post on twopeas? G and I have been talking about getting married and discussing a timeline since we moved in together.
Why would I have something printed in a magazine unless he and I knew it was for a fact? Especially since we'll be sending copies of this to family?
Good grief.
Do you read anything I post on twopeas? G and I have been talking about getting married and discussing a timeline since we moved in together.
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No we don't follow your post history, you're not that important. You've been wishing he'd marry you forever, still haven't seen a ring yet though.
I honestly believe that one reason Manda gets so much flack is because she is thin and pretty. I think some of the big fatties on here can't handle that Manda has what they will never have!
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She's not pretty and doesn't have a shapely figure.
I have a college degree and SherryW will be making more money than me.
"Ms. Manda needs to pick an identity and stick with it. She just seems so two faced to me- the wanna be SAHM, TTC, almost LDS, scrapbooker/photgrapher and THEN bam the BDSM girl. It's confusing, and frankly, it's weird."
PIMP!
Manda hasn't 'found' herself yet:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?
cmd=display&thread_id=1881930
my take on the photography stuff:
Tara is way overpriced--and quality photos don't need to be photoshopped to death! $800 for digital is a rip-off. Anyone can get 25-30 nice photos when you're taking 200-300 shots in a sitting.
Manda is learning.
Heck, even Shannon Montez is doing exactly the same thing Tara is doing and no one is jumping on her (and she's better than Tara IMO).
I think Tara's a decent scrapper, but I'm not sure how she got the gig with SS except for that best friend thing she's got going with Cathy...
I'm a Mormon in AZ and I think Cherry rocks. She is sweet and funny and a good person.
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Why are you here reading this stupid shit then? Shouldn't you be off replenishing the earth with Godly people to populate the planet Kolab?
12:01 PM
ROFLMAO!! You guys are too funny.
"Do you read anything I post on twopeas? G and I have been talking about getting married and discussing a timeline since we moved in together.
Why would I have something printed in a magazine unless he and I knew it was for a fact? Especially since we'll be sending copies of this to family?
Good grief."
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Sweetie, where is the ring then? I doubt he'll ever give one to ya. If he hasn't yet, then he probably won't. You're not engaged yet- I'd keep my words sweet if I were you.
Oh and no one is jealous of Ms. Manda- she's cute, I'll give her that, but nothing more than ordinary and she could do something with that blah hair.
He's never going to marry her, but he *is* a good lay.
Hey you guys-about Tara-I want to book her but I am freaked out now. Who does she copy? The person who said she was in a private group with her-what do you know?
If this just gossip or does everyone know this for a fact?
I want specifics!!! hehehe
Oh and the $800 isn't a sitting fee. It is for everything she gives you. The CD and everything. I think that is really a good deal when most photographers have packages that cost more than that!
But I really want the dirt now. LOL
I personally love Tara's work. Isnt that blurry peoples faces thing something called depth of field? I think she has lots of talent. Im not just sucking up, I really think shes talented and Id like to see any of you do better. Seriously.
The $800 is for 1 hour and a CD of 25-30 pictures.
You don't get them all.
anon 10:40, you are totally wrong.
this is from her website.
.a one to three hour shoot either at your home or at a location of our choosing. (travel up to 40 miles round trip included-if you aren't local and want me to travel to you, pleast contact me for my rates)
.your smartly packaged portrait disc including the images from your session.
.my information, recommendations, and signed 'permission to print' form.
Typically, my clients recieve 25-75 photos on their portrait disc.
I was the above poster. Just posting because she shot my family and she was really good to us.
She was with us for almost three hours and we got 98 photos on our CD.
So I just wanted to put that out there.
You can't always believe what you read people!
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