Let's Hope You Never Get Bad Crotch Rot
She seriously gets bent out of shape over this? Oooohhh come on now, lets be honest. There has to be some other reason for this hostility towards BIL. You are acting as though you can't stand the guy because he purposely spits mucus in your face when he talks to you. If you aren't going to be honest with yourself, at least be honest with the strangers you are wanting opinions from.
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 9:44 PM
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991 Comments:
She probably wants to fuck him.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1850730
Manda is going to sue for wrongful termination??
Her employer wasn't that OK with her S&M?
wow. poor manda
Funky breath is the worst!
Meh isn't a word Manda! What is she so pissed about? She has another job!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1850562
Women who breastfeed their husband their milk.
There's nothing wrong with your man getting a sip. Whatever two grown-ups do in their bedroom is their own business. Oral and anal sex used to be against the law even if you were married.
I'd hope that in 2006, we'd be a little more enlightened about sex and understand that if it turns you on and your partner is ok with it, then there's nothing wrong with whatever you choose to do.
Want to make love to your man wearing combat boots? Fine with me. Want to nurse him while he fingers you? None of my business. Want to lick his asshole and jerk him off? If that's what he likes and you're into it, go for it. Want him to smack your ass with a leather strap? What ever blows your skirt up, honey.
People's sexual predilictions are their own business. Try getting out of the missionary position a couple of times and enjoy yourself.
Men love sucking on titties so why are women freaked out when their husbands want to try it while they are breastfeeding? Most men are curious about it. The only thing that would stop a man from trying it would be an uptight wife like half the women on 2 peas.
I guess Manda wants to sue so she can help afford that baby she wants so much.
I mean after all the guy she wants to get prego with has no job, no insurance and isnt even married to her.
She sounds like a real winner.
Maybe now Paigepea can have pictures of her udder in her husband's mouth all around the world.
I bet the DH won't push the so-called issue because one) he knows his brother is an adult and he can't make him go, and two) he knows it bothers his wife. If you hate your BIL that much, then just stay away from him.
Wow, 12 comments and only 3 actually had to dowith this entry.
2 Peas In My Ass said...
Wow, 12 comments and only 3 actually had to dowith this entry.
9:42 AM
See how important you are to your own blog?
There's nothing wrong with your man getting a sip. Whatever two grown-ups do in their bedroom is their own business.
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What's next you're going to justify drinking your partner's urine? R. Kelly likes to pee on his girlfriends as seen in his home sex movies, that's what MSP's title is about.
2 Peas In My Ass said...
Wow, 12 comments and only 3 actually had to dowith this entry.
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Because the topic of Manda is more interesting, not what you wrote.
perhaps the blogger doesn't read every single thread at 2peas like some others do and chooses to comment on those where she/he had something to say.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1850562
Women who breastfeed their husband their milk.
12:44 AM
I can't find this thread. I wish I could. It sounds hilarious!
Sorry, but her bil sounds so disgusting. I don't have a problem believing that rotting teeth and gross breath is her only problem with him. I would have a problem with someone like that too. Not too fun sitting around chatting with someone when you can smell their breath from across the room and can't stop staring at their rotten teeth.
Anonymous said...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1850562
Women who breastfeed their husband their milk.
12:44 AM
I can't find this thread. I wish I could. It sounds hilarious!
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follow-up thread Yuban Coffee used to be Peas Help Me, the anon who only posted personal stuff about her terrible marriage. After a trip to Vegas, they are now ready to have a baby.
perhaps the blogger doesn't read every single thread at 2peas like some others do and chooses to comment on those where she/he had something to say.
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That's why people try to help her out by posting links to other threads, but she went off the deep end because of it.
I'd love to know what Manda was fired for as well. She seems rather vindictive.
Does anyone remember what was terrible about Peas Help Me's marriage?
Yuban Coffee is a dumb ass. The bitch deserves what she gets.
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That's why people try to help her out by posting links to other threads, but she went off the deep end because of it.
3:14 PM
Oops, there someone goes again, putting words in my mouth. Where did I complain about people posting links to other threads?
What's next you're going to justify drinking your partner's urine?
Why not? It's not my cuppa but I'm not going to worry about it if someone else likes it. There's nothing to justify. If you think it's icky, don't do it.
People do many things other people find disgusting. Inuits eat almost nothing but raw seal - the blood, blubber, meat, organs, even eyeballs. All raw. The thought of popping a raw seal's eyeball into my mouth makes me want to hurl but kids at Inuit feasts fight over them like they are sugarplums.
Gross and disgusting is a relative term. Breastmilk is at least intended for human consumption. Seriously, lighten up.
We have a vague PVM post from StephStanley. What now???:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1851192&pg=1
People do many things other people find disgusting. Inuits eat almost nothing but raw seal - the blood, blubber, meat, organs, even eyeballs. All raw. The thought of popping a raw seal's eyeball into my mouth makes me want to hurl but kids at Inuit feasts fight over them like they are sugarplums.
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Eww!!!!!
2 Peas In My Ass said...
Anonymous said...
That's why people try to help her out by posting links to other threads, but she went off the deep end because of it.
3:14 PM
Oops, there someone goes again, putting words in my mouth. Where did I complain about people posting links to other threads?
3:39 PM
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You said:
"It is not a public message board, it is not open to other people to post entries with their own opinions...Comments such as "all the stuff posted today and this is the best you can do?" "You haven't posted in a week and this is what you find interesting to comment on?" "do you think you are saying anything that hasn't already been said?" "Update already"....almighty controlling freaks....You are seriously going to come to my personal blog and demand that I update? Comment that my opinions on something are not worthy of your time because you think there is something better to comment on? What the fuck?!?! Why are you here then? Why come here and complain that the material bores you? I am not here for the purpose of entertaining your stupid ass.
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You really are too stupid to get that you just contradicted yourself and that this blog would have no readers if you didn't entertain us.
Mely has 9 pages of posts for just the past week! In this thread she said she wanted to wean her DD off her pacify after she was trashed here on the blog for still allowing her DD to use one.
Since she has 2 boys, why would she name her DD Dani? I hope it's short for Danielle, but still why nickname her a boy's name?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/
mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1849048
Who is Paigepea talking to? WTF lol
Lord help us Seanna is back from vacation. That trip wasn't long enough for me!
Lord help us Seanna is back from vacation. That trip wasn't long enough for me!
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Damn! I thought she went to AD and never came back.
So what set Steph off in a tizzy?
So what set Steph off in a tizzy?
Who the hell knows? She's posted about selling her camera and hasn't posted anything else since the vague PVM post earlier.
She needs to up her meds.
All of the "sweetie what's wrong" and "honey we are worried about you" posts are nauseating.
I really don't feel one way or another about StephStanley, but I HATE when somebody posts vague things like that. If you don't want to elaborate, then don't fucking post in the first place.
What the hell, is she waiting for just enough people to kiss her ass and pat her on the head asking what is wrong before she tells these people? I mean is it serious or something totally stupid so the rest of these people can get on with their lives?
If it was anybody else, people wouldn't give a shit.
Who the hell knows? She's posted about selling her camera and hasn't posted anything else since the vague PVM post earlier.
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Could this possibly mean that we won't be treated to anymore photos of future piercings? OH NO!
No doubt. There are definitely many issues here, the tooth being a side affect!
Ok the 2nd comment is not even about the bloggers post. I thought I had commented on the wrong post, what is up with this? Get a bitch blog of your own if you want to make the comments entirely off the subject. Geez.
All of the "sweetie what's wrong" and "honey we are worried about you" posts are nauseating.
You are just pissed because none of them give a shit about your lonely, bitter self.
If it was anybody else, people wouldn't give a shit.
Maybe it is because she is so nice at some many of you are not.
"You are just pissed because none of them give a shit about your lonely, bitter self."
Nah, not really. I'm happy, but thanks.
Happy people don't cut down others, especially when they're jealous. Yes, you seem really happy.
Blogger, please start a new thread about that Yuban Coffee thread! PLEASE! I missed the whole thing!
I don't get the Yuban Coffee thing. I wasted 2 hours of my life today going through her old posts to find some drama, but can up empty handed. What exactly did she do wrong? I don't see anything. It doesn't look like she deleted anything either. WTF was everyone's problem? I don't remember Peas Help Me being all that bad either.
Yuban Coffee
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Posted: 6/2/2006 8:08:10 AM Not much at all. I was involved in past drama (my own fault) and have started over with this new ID. I know there is someone on the board who knows me so I am just sticking to lighter topics and not getting involved in any more drama whatsoever. I just post about vacations, sports, etc. Nothing big. I just love this board and can't stay off it now matter how hard I try (I blame it on my OCD!). I have learned so much about myself and about life just from lurking and reading other threads. This is a great place and I don't want to have any more negativity, so I am careful about what I say so that no one gets hurt and no drama gets started.
I think you have to be very careful what you post anywhere on the internet. I never use my real name. I even deleted some pictures I had on here of my cats because I didn't want them to get ID'd and violated! lol
Yuban Coffee
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Posted: 6/2/2006 10:26:55 AM I really am sorry for EVERYONE who has had to change their usernames here or anywhere else on the internet. It really is so much safer that way though. It would be naïve to think that nothing could happen, because you just never know. There are pedofiles in every neighborhood, just as an example. Worse things can happen than what did happen and you have to protect yourself and your family.
I admit that I have used someone’s information on the internet against them in the past. I never would have done anything like that “IRL”, but the internet makes it seem almost anonymous and gives you a false sense of detachment, like it’s not really happening. It doesn’t feel like real life at all. You can’t see or hear the effect that you are having on someone else. You’re just typing words and not thinking about how it might affect someone, especially if that person is hundreds of miles away. It can feel almost like a game. So, I have been on the other side of it, and believe me, the internet is a dangerous thing and you will find yourself doing things that you would never do “IRL”. What I mean is that you would never do those things to someone’s face. I guess that begs the question - what am I still doing on the internet? Dang it, I don’t know. I’m behaving myself though! I’m not the same monster that I once was.
Yuban Coffee
I can't wait to see your comments on this Peas post http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1851192
**rubbing my hands in anticipation** :-) Btw, loving your posts !! :-)
I can't wait to see your comments on this Peas post http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1851192
**rubbing my hands in anticipation** :-) Btw, loving your posts !! :-)
I still don't see any drama in anything Yuban posted, including what was just posted here. I kinda like her. She called Annabella low class!
lol
If that's all you got on Yuban, all I have to say is YAWN.
ITA that I like anyone who calls Annabella low class.
Carnationgirl is even better. She called Annabella and Sherrie asses.
Yuban Coffee
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PeaNut 261669 - 5/16/2006
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I find it odd that at the exact moment you posted this, Yuban's thread count was actually 1066. 1016 was 50 posts ago, or one full page in her post history. That puts 1016 posts at about 3pm today, 9 hours ago.
You are obviously very bored to copy and paste her past posts somewhere else and then post them here 9 hours later, or you're a total stalker.
"Happy people don't cut down others, especially when they're jealous. Yes, you seem really happy."
Hey! We have a psychologist on the board! Yipeeeee!
Trust me, I am not jealous of Steph. That is laughable.
You don't know me. I'm happy.
See?? ---> :)
You are obviously very bored to copy and paste her past posts somewhere else and then post them here 9 hours later
I don't know how you figure, but that was copied and pasted straight from the thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1791355
I just thought it was interesting that she admitted that she had used a Pea's personal information against them, and then started over like nothing ever happened. She's an egg waiting to crack.
"You are obviously very bored to copy and paste her past posts somewhere else and then post them here 9 hours later"
Ever notice how bored "we" are over here, yet so many people who can't stand this blog spend so much time reading it and responding to it? LMAO.
Tired of waiting on the lame ass blogger to come and update? Want to continue to chat with the same people? Want to come play at a real message board? Then come check this out.
Chat here
Made with love for all of of the commentators who make this blog the place to be. This message board is as good or as bad as the people who post on it. It's not about me, it's a place for you. Come and post at a place where your input is appreciated.
Damn did you spam your shitty ass message board onto every single post here. Get over yourself, this blog is the original and nothing will ever be as good.
Damn did you spam your shitty ass message board onto every single post here. Get over yourself, this blog is the original and nothing will ever be as good.
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Wow, I wonder who could've posted this consider only the blogger thinks they rock. Go fuck yourself blogger and enjoy being nothing again.
Chopped liver cleans her bathroom in the buff. How does she keep her tits from plopping in the toilet when she's cleaning it?
You are obviously very bored to copy and paste her past posts somewhere else and then post them here 9 hours later
I don't know how you figure, but that was copied and pasted straight from the thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1791355
I just thought it was interesting that she admitted that she had used a Pea's personal information against them, and then started over like nothing ever happened. She's an egg waiting to crack.
OK, I agree that 1016 posts is what is shown in that thread. Weird.
She never said it was another Pea that she used personal info against. If you re-read that thread, I think she is being very honest and helpful. It's refreshing actually. I don't think it was another Pea she was talking about.
Chopped liver cleans her bathroom in the buff. How does she keep her tits from plopping in the toilet when she's cleaning it?
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You so fucking wish you had even just one of her hot ass body parts, shit her pits are fucking wonderful compared to your tits. Seriously its so obvious that its jealousy on your part, shit I'm jealous of her, doesn't she have kids and still looks that great?
I like you new Voy forum Scrappygurl! ;)
Chopped liver cleans her bathroom in the buff. How does she keep her tits from plopping in the toilet when she's cleaning it?
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LOL!
Who the fuck says "chillax"??
Message board Maven who has started another board to talk about peas, used the term chillax on her board. Scrappygurl used that in the title of one of her posts on 2 Peas.
I am totally confused over the Yuban Coffee thing. The poor girl looks to be the victim of the week, for no reason. The long-time bitches just seem to rally around each other. Annabella, Sherri, Stelorwal, bekalab, isitnaptime, just to name a few. If one of them starts attacking someone, the rest join in, whether it's justified or not. Now there's some newbies like Antigone was have like 100 posts and then jump in and say "Ya, I don't know who Yuban is or what we're talking about, but I agree with the cool kids. Does that make me a cool kid?"
Stupid bitches. At least jcspea had the sense to say that she was starting to feel bad about it all and that slowed everyone down a little.
Just my 2 cents - I think that Yuban is one of the most sane Peas I've seen in a long time.
I just hope that if she is successful in TTC and has a baby, she stays far away from TP. Half the bitches will tell her they don't believe her and the other half will tell her she has no business being a Mom. Total bullshit, but I can see it coming.
Yuban has some serious issues. She used to be the drama queen peas help me. The woman spends her life on the computer.
She had a terrible marriage and then went on a trip to Vegas and is ready to have a baby. I don't think any marriage counselor would recommend that.
She's quite the whack job poster. In fact it seems she has been posting on this blog supporting herself. What a psycho. lol
isitnaptime told Yuban that she was once willing to live and let live, but not any more. What the hell does that mean? That Yuban must die now? Can you say OVER-DRAMATIC?
Besides, I didn't realize isitnaptime had that much power. She must be the board God.
Good morning Yuban. Shouldn't you be on two peas already. I mean it is 8 AM.
One person uses a word at peas and so anyone who uses that word has to be that same person? Nice try but I'm not scrappygirl.
It's funny, people sometimes try to guess who I am when I post here and no one has guessed right yet.
Just having some fun folks. You can have fun with me or not, but if you don't you aren't going to make me cry. I'm not like the blogger.
DON'T GO TO MAVEN'S BOARD! They are worse there, than they are here. :( It's awful.
Your writing style is the same as Scrappygurl.
to the offended SIL: perhaps instead of getting your panties in a wad over someone else's dental issues, you could act with some decency. Having rotten teeth probably really sucks. And having someone despise you for it probably sucks even more. I know it is never pleasant to have to be exposed to someone else's medical issues and odours, but please, just act like an adult and show the man a little compassion.
Husbands need breastmilk, too! It's good stuff... good for both partners, and good for a marriage, too.
DON'T GO TO MAVEN'S BOARD! They are worse there, than they are here. :( It's awful.
it is horrible but not for the reason your implying-it sucks because the format is really hard to read.
I am totally confused over the Yuban Coffee thing. The poor girl looks to be the victim of the week, for no reason. The long-time bitches just seem to rally around each other. Annabella, Sherri, Stelorwal, bekalab, isitnaptime, just to name a few
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Hi Yuban! I know it's you because your list is not the "long-time bitches", 2 are the sweetest peas of the board, if you were a regular you'd know who. Only you would keep a log of you disagreed with you.
Yuban you're low class, but you're too dumb to see it! You get the award for being the craziest pea on the board. I'm awaiting a hairflip from you.
Who wants to bet that Carnationgirl is Yuban Coffee?
Yuban has some serious issues. She used to be the drama queen peas help me. The woman spends her life on the computer.
She had a terrible marriage and then went on a trip to Vegas and is ready to have a baby. I don't think any marriage counselor would recommend that.
She's quite the whack job poster. In fact it seems she has been posting on this blog supporting herself. What a psycho. lol
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ITA
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1851192
Just Karen went psycho! She was the anti-abortion chick who went out in a ball of flames and hairflipped out.
PghScrapper never has anything witty to say, what an idiot!
jYou are just pissed because none of them give a shit about your lonely, bitter self.
I don't need to post vague messages and pleas for help to get cyber friends I don't even know to validate me.
Anonymous said...
I am totally confused over the Yuban Coffee thing. The poor girl looks to be the victim of the week, for no reason. The long-time bitches just seem to rally around each other. Annabella, Sherri, Stelorwal, bekalab, isitnaptime, just to name a few
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Hi Yuban! I know it's you because your list is not the "long-time bitches", 2 are the sweetest peas of the board, if you were a regular you'd know who. Only you would keep a log of you disagreed with you.
8:53 AM
WORD
yuban is a psycho who has no business TTC. Some people really shouldn't be parents..she's one of those people.
This is what I need explained to me. Why would a woman choose to have a baby when she has a rocky marriage? It happens all the time and I just don't get it. And I am not talking about failed bc. I am talking about intentionally getting pregnant with one or more kids when you new the marriage was in trouble and then divorcing years later. I just can't comprehend it.
Doesn't it just suck when you realize that everything you have is fake
poor Steph
I feel sorry for her.
I would say from her statement above - her man has stepped out on her with someone else.
yuban is a psycho who has no business TTC. Some people really shouldn't be parents..she's one of those people.
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I would say from her statement above - her man has stepped out on her with someone else.
Steph and her man have an open relationship.
Steph and her man have an open relationship.
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Of course she does. She's Keepin' It Real.
"Chillax" - did you pick up that word from your 15 year old kid?? Grow up.
I totally disagree with you.
That sounds absolutely disgusting.
I would not be able to be in the same room with him.
Yuban is a menace on two peas.
I have always liked Steph. However, if you have to sell off your camera equipment, do you not have any savings? I started thinking about all the times she has posted about the things she buys, vacations she takes, etc.
My DH and I do well but don't live as extravagantly as she does. We save for our future.
If I lived in a trailer park, I wouldn't be getting my hair highlighted, getting nails done, pedicures, etc. I live in a nice home and won't waste my money on those items.
She has three kids to pay for and it doesn't appear that she has a high paying job. She should put away those fake french manicure toenails and put that $1.00 in a bank account. Every little bit counts. Instead of buying tons of shoes for the kids, put that money away. Instead of overdoing Easter baskets, save the cash. Then maybe you won't have to give up something you love like your camera.
Now that we know that Chopped Liver isn't a twig, do you think she'll continue to be up in arms over any skinny threads. Froog is skinny. Chopped Liver has a great body but is bordering on chunky. She has no credibility on those threads.
That's why people try to help her out by posting links to other threads, but she went off the deep end because of it.
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where is that snarky-smirky smiley when I need one?
help her out? Funny.
Please, God do not tell me SupermomTTF is procreating again.
The last thing that woman needs is another kid to screw up.
Peathis, is this your blog?
Where the fuck did you get the idea tht chopped liver is not skinny? Seriously that bitch is thin and hot, gosh.
uteri grow back?
I have always liked Steph. However, if you have to sell off your camera equipment, do you not have any savings? I started thinking about all the times she has posted about the things she buys, vacations she takes, etc.
My DH and I do well but don't live as extravagantly as she does. We save for our future.
If I lived in a trailer park, I wouldn't be getting my hair highlighted, getting nails done, pedicures, etc. I live in a nice home and won't waste my money on those items.
She has three kids to pay for and it doesn't appear that she has a high paying job. She should put away those fake french manicure toenails and put that $1.00 in a bank account. Every little bit counts. Instead of buying tons of shoes for the kids, put that money away. Instead of overdoing Easter baskets, save the cash. Then maybe you won't have to give up something you love like your camera.
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Well said. That goes for a lot of them. They had kids too young and are stuck in the selfish "me" phase.
Froog is skinny.
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Has she shown a picture of herself besides her head? All I've seen is her nasty-ass feet, with the two big toes almost being perpendicular to her other toes. Gag.
I too found it funny when CL would chime in on the skinny threads. I still can't get those saggy tits out of my head. Eww.
Doesn't it just suck when you realize that everything you have is fake
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no, not fake, sweetie.. just needing to be paid for. you go sell your camera and equipment so you can pay off all the creditors. smartest idea you've ever had.
Please, God do not tell me SupermomTTF is procreating again.
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I think it's funny that people are suggesting she's going through menopause. She says she's only 35. She looks a lot older, like she's been rode hard and put away wet.
Of course Seanna's back with her infinite wisdom. She was a medical transcriptionist, she thinks she's a doctor. The way her and Mapchic talk, you'd think they were separated at birth. They both have the same smartass condescending tone.
She has a hot body, but she is by no means skinny. She has a thick stomach and legs. She is built like a brick shithouse, but she is not skinny. More like volumptious. So when she starts going on about thinness on the this starlet is anorexic thread it really doesn't resonante anymore.
Sam/chopped liver is far from thin. If you think she is thin then you must be huge.
She's at least a size 8. Size 8 is not thin. I wouldn't call her fat. But I do think she is slightly chunky.
I guess it's all where you're coming from...I'm thin, so to me she looks big.
Why don't peas say thank you? Forum: NSBR Board
Posted:7/9/2006 11:41:34 PM
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Just Lizzy
Mind your manners! I was not aware that this upset ssssooooo many peaple
You suck blogger! Nothing you say is worth reading anymore. I come here to read what OTHERS write. They are far more interesting than you. You bore me to fucking death, idiot!
And, stop posting anonymously or as PAT. We all know when you are posting. Sigh.
OK, off to read what your READERS post. They seem to have the key on current events.
Anonymous said...
I have always liked Steph. However, if you have to sell off your camera equipment, do you not have any savings? I started thinking about all the times she has posted about the things she buys, vacations she takes, etc.
My DH and I do well but don't live as extravagantly as she does. We save for our future.
If I lived in a trailer park, I wouldn't be getting my hair highlighted, getting nails done, pedicures, etc. I live in a nice home and won't waste my money on those items.
She has three kids to pay for and it doesn't appear that she has a high paying job. She should put away those fake french manicure toenails and put that $1.00 in a bank account. Every little bit counts. Instead of buying tons of shoes for the kids, put that money away. Instead of overdoing Easter baskets, save the cash. Then maybe you won't have to give up something you love like your camera.
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Well said. That goes for a lot of them. They had kids too young and are stuck in the selfish "me" phase.
Self-fucking-righteous much? WHo the FUCK are you to doubt/wonder/inquire/suspect/judge/speculate/etc... on someone else's financial situation. Posted here as if it were fact. Pffft. You are speculating and it makes you look like a Granny Fucking Mother Goose. Go live your own life and quit worrying about others.
I just LOVE it (gag spit, cough, puke) when other people attempt to assume how other's live and then go so far as to tell them HOW to change. The poster who speculated on Steph's situation is obsessing too much on what she does and buys. It's not and never was any of your business! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL SITUATION IS? You don't. You're guessing, and quite frankly it makes you look like a fool.
Size 8 is in fact, THIN dipshit. It's not skinny. But it is THIN.
Do you not know what the words mean?
And there is NO WAY Chopped Liver is an 8. She's a 10-12.
I think Sock Monkey has some major ISSUES. That is one raging self-righteous cunt if there ever was one.
Since when is a size 8 not thin? When most american women are pushing size what...14? 8 is thin now and always was. 6 is perfect. 4 is verging on too thin. And 2 is a Hollywood Subscription to Bad Health and Tooth Loss.
I don't consider 8 "thin" -- and 10 or 12 is starting to get overweight. Just b/c the average woman is like a 16 or something doesn't mean anything. That is just plain fat.
I consider 4 and below thin. Though I guess it depends on height. If you're over like 5'7" then I'm sure a 6 and 8 is thin. If you're over 5'9" then a size 10 might even still be thin.
sam rules! lay off her.
Froog - is that you?
Steph has a right to privacy - she doesn't have an obligation to give details of whatever is going on.
However, SHE'S the one who went on a gigantic mb and posted a vague "my life sucks and I'm done" post and then disappeared.
She could have just as easily pm'd, emailed, or called a friend.
But she chose diffently, and as a the result of that, many people are now worried or curious.
She is solely responsible for her actions.
Once again, another example of someone oversharing on a mb.
I'm 5'5" and wear a size 6. I feel like a fat ass.
When I was a size 4, people at work accused me of being anorexic. A total joke and expression of jealousy. I thought, I looked good and normal for my bone structure.
However, that all being said, I must hide fat indrredibly well. At size 8 my physician said I looked "gorgeous" (his exact words) and couldn't tell where I "put the weight".
Don't be so narrow minded as to label 8 fat or thin. It depends on the person.
However, below a size 4 we go past THIN into really really skinny. To me, skinny and thin aren't the same thing. Just like chubby and fat aren't either.
below 2 = emaciated
2= skinny
4-6 = thin
8-10 = chubby
12-16 = fat
over 16 = obese
You got it Elaine. But, how worried about her own privacy is she, really? You can't cry about your privacy (or that of your friends) if you post all your business on a public message board. Plus, her myspace is under her *real* real name (Stanley is not her real last name) and she links to her blog on her myspace. Anyone who knows her, or just happens across her myspace can know all her business.
If you are 5'2" or even 5'3" and a size 2 you are not too skinny.
If you are 5'8" and a size 2 then I could see how that would be too skinny.
Posted here as if it were fact. Pffft. You are speculating and it makes you look like a Granny Fucking Mother Goose.
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She lives in a trailer. 'Nuff said.
GOD DAMN I hate those "Which purse should I buy" or "Help me pick out a camera" or "where should I go in Hawaii?" or "How much money should I take with me to Aspen?" threads. We don't give a fuck what you spend your money on. If you want me to buy your shit, send me the money, otherwise, shut the fuck up!
To me, it is so transparently boastful that it rubs me the wrong way. Can you tell? "It's just a suggestion". Bullshit. It's bragging under a goddamned veil.
So because she lives in a trailer you think you have the goddamned RIGHT to judge what she buys and how she spends her money?
You're a self righteous fucking moron.
I live in a mansion. Can I judge you now and tell you how I think you should live your pathetically normal and dreadfully average middle class life?
Um, no.
You have no right, you goddamned idiot. Go buy a bible.
That is the MOST stupid thing I've read in a long time. Just because someone lives in a trailer gives others a green light into dissecting their lives and financial status? Ha@
What planet do you live on?
Where do you live?
what's there to dissect? she posts about her finances and purchases and everything. it's no secret she spends way more than she earns. head start don't pay that good.
her living in a trailer doesn't cause her to be irresponsible with money.. it's the other way around.
How does everyone *know* she lives in a trailer? has she ever said so? and aren't there a lot of decent trailer communities out there? I'm kind of a snob about a lot of stuff, but I couldn't care less that she lives in a trailer (if it's true).
Probably just as good as some bland, mindless, cookie cutter "master planned community" that so many of the peas seem to live in. Blah.
I don't buy the bs that suddenly Steph can't get online, she never meant to leave people hanging, etc.
She had time to talk to Brandi on the phone.
Right...
Those cookie cutter livers shouldn't get their hair highlighted either...try to save your money on a real investment...um, a home.
yeah, those master planned communities surrounded by big box stores would snuff the creativity out of any child. Everybody is so desperate for a big four bedroom house that they're willing to live in some god-awful community in some god awful house.
Conform much?
Yes, she's said so. She's also posted pictures of the interior. It's no secret that's where she lives. Where've you been?
"Those cookie cutter livers shouldn't get their hair highlighted either...try to save your money on a real investment...um, a home."
OK. That made no sense.
How does everyone *know* she lives in a trailer? has she ever said so? and aren't there a lot of decent trailer communities out there? I'm kind of a snob about a lot of stuff, but I couldn't care less that she lives in a trailer (if it's true).
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She's posted pictures of herself in front of it. No, it's not a nice one.
"Where've you been?"
I don't know. I guess out doing stuff. Off the computer. Living my life.
But thanks for the info - didn't know she had actually posted pictures.
THE COOKIE CUTTER HOMES ARE FAR FROM REAL HOMES...THEY ARE NOT INVESTMENTS. THEY ARE COP OUT FOR POORER MIDDLE CLASS LACKIES.
I love this from the thread:
Karensomebody: "The only reason people are so defensive to Steph, is because she is a well-known pea here. If she were me or some other "unknown" here this kinda cr@p wouldn't be tolerated. Period."
Soooooo freaking true. They'd be all over her shit for posting and running.
Then Moni responds: "Is that what this is about? Another whine about "popular" pea? or are you mad because you hosted a pity party and no one showed up?"
Notice that she doesn't address the issue, but just hurls insults.
Typical.
Bwuahahahaha...coming from you Keri, all I can say is Thanks for the Snort up my nose.
i can't stop laughing.
Where's Cara with this topic?
bwuaahahahhaha
No Keri...just what YOU have.
Dude. What *is* crotch rot?
Blogger - I assume you've had it? that's why you're defending some dude with a rotting mouth?
and Keri - I agree with you. You don't really talk about what people have and don't have. But you do have a little condescending way of talking to people. You might want to work on that ;)
and dude, you drive a *hummer* - just about the most irresponsible, materialistic, self-centered car a person can drive (if you even have to ask"why" I think I'll die)
Why is it that when someone comes along and disagrees with a MCB, the MCB's will say they have another peaname? why is that? ARe they really that distrusting of other opinions?
Just because a lot of people drive hummers around you -- doesn't make it any better -- or different from what it is.
And people outside of Texas say Dude. No one says y'all. Dude is big in almost all of CA and almost all beach towns. Just an FYI.
John Wayne says Dude.
Hummers are pathetic cars. They serve ZERO purpose in TX and you know it! What snow must you trek thru? What mountains must you climb? I mean really...?
They are big, showy and austentacious and you drive one because you know it is.
If you lived in CO I may think differently...but in TX, its a status thing and nothing else.
oh good Keris here, time to turn the bashing from Manda and Steph back to the favorite target.
Just bashing the same people over and over. *yawn*
DH is on third one. He likes them and will keep buying them until he finds something else he likes better. And here you go...Keri. THIS is what I'M talking about. Show off...boastful...bragging...bitch. Don't call us "materialistic" when you post bullshit like that.
Tell you dh "thanks for killing the environment"
cookie cutter livers
is that anything like lily livered?
and here's an FYI back at ya:
Dude is singular
ya'll is plural
so whether you are outside of TX, or inside of TX, they are not interchangeable, Dude!
Seriously Keri.
Do you guys care about the environment at all?
Do you care about this planet? or do you think it is just ours to use up and destroy?
And do you know how hard it is to see around the person in front of you if they're driving a hummer?
My husband is on his third Jaguar. sigh. Our second was blue and he grew tired of the color."
You dh is worse! Hummers are just expensive...they KILL THE FUCKING PLANET and serve no PURPOSE in TX!
Bragger!
Keri...go away. Don't you have a pageant to plan?
Actually Keri, why don't you actually research it.
"Arguably the principal source of air pollutants worldwide is motor vehicle emissions." from wikipedia.
Driving a Hummer is just a flagrant statement that you don't care about the environment.To me, it is the absolute self centered status symbol.
Yes, we care about the environment. I just think it's silly to blame the problem on big cars. There are many bigger things that are hazardous to the environment. But I'm here for the time being, so you can just put the blame on me if you want.
Here's some logic for you Keri.
Why blame Lung Cancer on smoking? I think its silly to blame cancer on that. There are many things that cause lung cancer and are hazardous to the lungs.
You're stupid? Or painfully naive?
"I just think it's silly to blame the problem on big cars. "
Oh my god. That is priceless.
"Well I don't know...it just seem silly to lil' ol me to blame the problem on cars. I mean, why don't we blame cows instead? You know..all that methane gas from cow farts"
Keri, what 65 degree incline does your hubby have to trek over on his way to the office?
GET REAL!
You don't have the car because of its function. You have it because of its status. That makes you a feable minded lemming of The Jones'.
"Self-fucking-righteous much? WHo the FUCK are you to doubt/wonder/inquire/suspect/judge/speculate/etc... on someone else's financial situation. Posted here as if it were fact. Pffft. You are speculating and it makes you look like a Granny Fucking Mother Goose. Go live your own life and quit worrying about others. "
I don't care if she lives in a trailer, but I assume she's selling off the camera to get quick cash. Maybe she's selling it to upgrade. I don't know.
I don't really care if she lives in a trailer, but does she have any savings? Or does she spend what she has on frivoulous items?
I think she's a good person, but it doesn't appear that she's socking any money away and that's never a good thing.
I don't really care if she lives in a trailer, but does she have any savings? Or does she spend what she has on frivoulous items?
I'll owe you an apology if you tell me this: What business is any of this of YOURS?
Steph's neighbor must be checking in.
Keri, couldn't take the heat? Thought you would post about your dh's third Hummer and find "oh that's terrific!" posts of support?
Why is it that when someone comes along and disagrees with a MCB, the MCB's will say they have another peaname? why is that? ARe they really that distrusting of other opinions?
To piggyback, why is it that when someone defends another Pea, they must be that Pea themselves?
I love Hummers and I defend Keriwest's right to own one. Oh dear, does that mean that I must be Keriwest? Did I use the same word as her or something? Which word gave it away? Was it "a" or "the" or "it"? Please tell me which word it was and I'll stop using it immediately.
It's none of my business, but when you see someone self-destructing on a message board it's not a lot of fun. I like her very much. I just sort of wince when I see some of her posts. With three kids, a job that doesn't pay well, and the items she spends money on it doesn't appear that she is thinking about what she is doing.
If her boyfriend were to leave her, what happens? Where does she go?
Some of you are just dumbasses. You bitch about Steph living in a trailer park and you bitch about Keri living in a mansion. STFU already dipshits.
ladybugz has got to be one of the most annoying 2 peas wannabees always pretending that she has so many material possessions. the girl is in college and works at a waterpark and goes on and on about how many clothes she has. grow up already
Oh please. You'll see me around as I have been in 4 years and the next time I post something suspect, be sure to account my opinion for some secret I'm trying to hide under a low post count.
I have short hair. Sorta hard to FLIP it.
Carry on with your Witch Hunts...again, it's what makes you feel special. Eh?
Why don't you bring this back to Steph...or Monique bashing that other chic continuously or something? But if you must, keep it on me. I rather like all the attention. I makes me feel infamous. LOL
So you're coming back in 4 years? How does one 'account' an opinion? Keep what on you? I'm not even sure it's possible to feel infamous.
If you're going to have a verbal battle, it's better to show up armed.
Is Imsweets REALLY this stupid? I read her comeback and couldn't keep my head from shaking back and forth. I'm dumbfounded by her comeback.
anyone?
DH is on third one. He likes them and will keep buying them until he finds something else he likes better.
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Oh KERI, why do you talk about your possessions ALL THE TIME??? Fucking SHUT UP already.
If you took your head out of your ass for just a second you would know that they aren't making those big behemoth Hummers anymore. Only the littler ones.
And don't you have a life? You post constantly on at least 3 different boards.
Yes, we care about the environment. I just think it's silly to blame the problem on big cars. There are many bigger things that are hazardous to the environment. But I'm here for the time being, so you can just put the blame on me if you want.
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Not only are you a braggart and a bore, but IGNORANT and very self-centered. Don't you care what kind of life your children or grandchildren will be living down the road? Unbelievable.
I see what you mean about the imsweets comment. I don't understand what she was trying to do. It wasn't clever. It just showed she didn't understand the English language.
Sometimes people would do better to STFU and walk away than continue to argue with people who lack all but one brain cell. "I don't think it's possible to feel infamous." What the hell Imsweets? Come on, honey. You're not serious? Right?
Oh Keri, your hairspray for your big ole hair ruins the environment too. Just in case you missed 3rd grade and didn't know that.
Oh please. You'll see me around as I have been in 4 years and the next time I post something suspect, be sure to account my opinion for some secret I'm trying to hide under a low post count.
Shoot, I'm not proud, please find your decoder for idiots and tell me what this means. It makes no sense at all and I'm quite conversant with the English language....but using words of one syllable might help in this case
She is serious! Holy shit! She's serious. She doesn't know what that woman said.
Dying laughing here.
Someone...please, go help the sista' out.
And it only took 2 minutes and 17 seconds. (Oh, and I admit I was picking on her. That was pretty obvious. I just got tired of the hypocrisy.)
She admits to picking on this woman! How is that EVEN ok? Is it because this Sara person doesn't post very much and Imsweets does?
I used to think I needed to justify myself to people like you. Then people like you made me realize that I don't.
Is that why you are ALWAYS running to this blog and defending yourself??
And face it, if you drive a Hummer you might as well tape a sign to the side that says "Look at me! Look at me! I want attention!!" Sad, really.
Monique is an ugly cow.
Peas I can't stand:
Keriwest
Coppertonebitch
Manda
Scrapperwithaview
I can't stand OhYvonne
I wish I had a hummer!!!
What's with the jump on Keri? Is it because she has a beautiful house, a good looking husband, spectacular looking 21 year old daughter, two lovely younger children, dare I say a Hummer and a Porsche and money???? Seems like thyere are lots of green eyes monsters about.
I seem to remember that Keri was plagued with requests of photos of her daughter, her house and the interior, over and over again.
Keri is a classy lady, she never attacks anybody, she will defend herself after being jumped on, but primarily she is never nasty to anybody.
...and you know what makes me sick that most of the nasty witches that attack her here probably are so far up her arse when she posts on two peas that they would probably be able to lick her tonsils.
Personally, I love your house Keri, your two cars and your furnishings are pretty great too.....and I wouldn't mind having them.
Why shouldn't she talk about them? just in case anybody else doesn't have the same - I was always taught that the United States of America was the 'Land of Opportunity', so there you go green eyed witches go and find your own crock of gold and then you too can invite 'us' to share
your happiness, joy or success because really that is all Keri is doing.
I don't like Annabella but I agreed with her today about Manda.
She called Manda on her BS about Graham's accident and the cell phone call in the ER.
That was funny.
I think Keri used to be ok. I actually defended her a few times on the board publicly. But now, I find her to be a sad example of why America is failing. I'd even venture a guess she voted for Bush.
Oh, I almost forgot Fleur.
Can't stand her.
HUGE nut job!!!
Personally, I love your house Keri, your two cars and your furnishings are pretty great too.....and I wouldn't mind having them.
She doesn't have TWO cars, she has FOUR!! Shame on you. I'm sure Keri will here in a second to correct you.
She has a Hummer (don't care HOW much it costs, it's BAD for the environment), a Porsche, a pick-up and something else. Her daughter has a H2. She has a brand new Dell laptop, a 2 yearold home that cost around $700K, a huge scrapbook room, a huge media room, I could go on and on but I won't.
Anonymous said...
Oh, I almost forgot Fleur.
Can't stand her.
HUGE nut job!!!
5:35 PM
Oh my! my world is sure to come crashing down now..NOT
Find yourself some loose change in your purse and go phone someone that cares
What's with the jump on Keri? Is it because she has a beautiful house, a good looking husband, spectacular looking 21 year old daughter, two lovely younger children, dare I say a Hummer and a Porsche and money???? Seems like thyere are lots of green eyes monsters about.
Why is it when someone points out that someone else BRAGS and subsequently drives a ridiculoulsy pompus -sp- car, that they are jealous?
I have a better looking husband and would be willing to BACK THAT UP. I live in a very nice house. NOt a mansion. Not a cookie cutter either. A semi-custome home with the finest upgrades. I have two gorgeous daughter's and a fabulous looking son. I drive a Mercedes, Mini Cooper Cabrio, and a Toyota Landcruiser.
Here's the difference.
Until now, I've never said a word about it.
I don't feel the need to flaunt my successes in other's faces. It doesn't make me feel good. I don't need to let other's know what I have all the Fucking time. I'm secure with my life and wouldn't want to bring on "green eyes" or the claim to them by stating things that my paretns taught me are tacky to mention in public (ie: possessions, income, wealth, status symbols, etc...)
To say I'm jealous because I think Keri is tacky and boastful is a sorry attempt at displacing the truth about Keri...she's a goddamned BLOWHARD.
I don't like Annabella but I agreed with her today about Manda.
She called Manda on her BS about Graham's accident and the cell phone call in the ER.
That was funny.
Link?
Anonymous said...
Personally, I love your house Keri, your two cars and your furnishings are pretty great too.....and I wouldn't mind having them.
She doesn't have TWO cars, she has FOUR!! Shame on you. I'm sure Keri will here in a second to correct you.
She has a Hummer (don't care HOW much it costs, it's BAD for the environment), a Porsche, a pick-up and something else. Her daughter has a H2. She has a brand new Dell laptop, a 2 yearold home that cost around $700K, a huge scrapbook room, a huge media room, I could go on and on but I won't.
5:38 PM
Bet your favourite colour is green
Fleur, get a life.
Isn't your psycho brother in town? Maybe you could suck down a few bottles with some imaginary friends. FREAK
she's a goddamned BLOWHARD.
5:42 PM
What on earth is a 'blowhard'
Here is a link to the Annabella and Manda exchange today. I think it's on page 2.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1852559&pg=2
What on earth is a 'blowhard'
blowhard
n : a very boastful and talkative person [syn: bragger, braggart, boaster, line-shooter, vaunter]
Anonymous said...
Fleur, get a life.
Isn't your psycho brother in town? Maybe you could suck down a few bottles with some imaginary friends. FREAK
5:45 PM
Hiya Tickled pea-ink or is it chrissyann - Now we all know that if my brother was here the conversation would be more interesting.
Seem to have hit a nerve with the colour green haven't I?
Hiya Tickled pea-ink or is it chrissyann - Now we all know that if my brother was here the conversation would be more interesting.
I'm not your imaginary stalker. You really need to lay off the booze.
Anonymous said...
Hiya Tickled pea-ink or is it chrissyann - Now we all know that if my brother was here the conversation would be more interesting.
I'm not your imaginary stalker. You really need to lay off the booze.
5:52 PM
Methinks that the lady doth protest too much
Scary, scary lady.
fleur said...
she's a goddamned BLOWHARD.
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tsk. tsk. Now dearest fleur...remember you said that it is so far above you to ever loose your head and say a nasty thing about any human being. Just a gentle reminder.
I'm not Crissy or whoever either. It is so hard to fathom that other people might just think you are a drunken ass too?
No one would know how much Keri has, how many cars she has, what brands she buys her daughter, how big her house is, what it looks like, UNLESS KERI SHOWED THEM.
She's a BLOWHARD at it's finest.
Annabella didn't call Manda out. She got confused.
Fleur didn't call Keri a GODDAMNED Blowhard, I did. She didn't know what it meant.
MoniqueS
Manda didn't update the thread after posting that G got in a bad accident and everyone was worried. One pea -Corinne-knew Manda's number so peas begged her to call. When Manda answered the phone, she blew her off.
Today Manda's acting like people were stalking her for information in the ER. Annabella pointed out today that Manda could have easily told Corinne that Graham was going to be okay instead of completely blowing her off. Manda refused to give a condition on G so Corinne posted the curt reply from Manda (only because Peas were desperate for some kind of update). Manda's a psycho bitch and a liar.
Where is the WHOLE thread re:Manda and Bald Eagle's accident. Would love a bit of light reading.
I'm not Crissy or whoever either. It is so hard to fathom that other people might just think you are a drunken ass too?
6:02 PM
Are you saying that people have called you a drunken ass? Your reply infers this and I quote, "It is so hard to fathom that other people might just think you are a drunken ass too? ".
oh! and for your information I never said that Keri was a blowhard, I asked what a blowhard was.Try to read slowly and one sentence at a time.
Are you saying that people have called you a drunken ass? Your reply infers this and I quote, "It is so hard to fathom that other people might just think you are a drunken ass too? ".
I think they mean that other people BESIDES YOUR ALLEDGED STALKER might think you're a drunken ass.
Don't they have French messageboards? Maybe you should go there. Look for the Loons looking for Loons category. You'll make lots of friends.
All I gotta say is, who the fuck posted that pic of Ben Affleck? And what the fuck does he have anything to do with?
Where is the WHOLE thread re:Manda and Bald Eagle's accident. Would love a bit of light reading.
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What are you talking about? Intrigued!
I think Keri used to be ok. I actually defended her a few times on the board publicly. But now, I find her to be a sad example of why America is failing. I'd even venture a guess she voted for Bush.
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She did.
keriwest said...
Well, just to clarify, DH only kills the environment one Hummer at a time. We don't have three of them, he's just had three different ones. Sorry if you think it's bragging to have owned more than one vehicle in a lifetime. Whatever.....
4:41 PM
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Ahhh yes, those who upgrade their cars every year for the newest model. Why don't you just flush your money down the toilet?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1852559
Annabella vs. Manda
or ho vs. ho
keriwest said...
Yes, we care about the environment. I just think it's silly to blame the problem on big cars. There are many bigger things that are hazardous to the environment. But I'm here for the time being, so you can just put the blame on me if you want.
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Like your cigs Ker.
Peas I can't stand:
Seanna
OhYvonne
Scrapperwithaview
Wannapea
Anewday
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