They Graduated From What?
Just what exactly is a sexual purity class? I can't imagine what they talk about for 12 weeks when it comes to saving yourself for marriage. Talk about cultish?
posted by 2 peas in my ass @ 5:33 PM
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212 Comments:
Probably lessons on how to give good head and a killer hand job so they are technically still "pure" when they get married.
That means they are more likely to suck cock.
LOL
They'll be getting a good regular fucking with 2 years....and that's being generous.
I love the goofy fucking picgture.
damn, those girls are going to miss out on a lot of fun. I'm sure their future husbands will be having a blast in their teen years, though.
Not very fair if you ask me
What's funny is that some research has shown that kids who take purity oaths are having sex at the same rates as kids who don't. Honestly, the oath one takes at 16 might go completely out the door when they are 4-5 years older and in a real relationship.
holy shit, ocean dreamer came up with yet another excuse to post a picture of herself in a bikini - and that face she is making is scary -
In all fairness, our church offers this class for our Youth Group. It is only 6 weeks. It is not a mandatory class.
They learn about taking care of their bodies, STD's, unplanned pregnancies, emotional aspects of relationships, God's plan for their life and how to deal with peer situations. They have counselors come in from crisis pregnancy centers, 2 physicians and 2 (now grown) teen mothers come to speak as well.
It is a well run program. Do all of the 12-18 year olds stay pure until marriage? No.
Do quite a few? Yes.
Yes and WTF was Oceandreamer selling on eBay - that bikini??? GROSS!!!!!!!! Used bikini bottoms? Who would buy those except a perv
first she says the pic was for eBay, then she says, oh it's a mismatched bikini b/c I was just lounging by the pool in my yard that day - which is it??
I smell a lie
Anonymous said...
Probably lessons on how to give good head and a killer hand job so they are technically still "pure" when they get married.
5:37 PM
Anonymous said...
That means they are more likely to suck cock.
5:38 PM
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Yep! LOL
Haha sexual purity classes...those are the girls who will still be "virgins" because they only do anal. Sluts
I could be wrong, but Ocean's pic looks photoshopped to me. The head looks stange and she is missing a belly button (forgot to put it in place, LOL)
damn, those girls are going to miss out on a lot of fun. I'm sure their future husbands will be having a blast in their teen years, though.
Not very fair if you ask me
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In all fairness, our church offers this class for our Youth Group. It is only 6 weeks. It is not a mandatory class.
They learn about taking care of their bodies, STD's, unplanned pregnancies, emotional aspects of relationships, God's plan for their life and how to deal with peer situations. They have counselors come in from crisis pregnancy centers, 2 physicians and 2 (now grown) teen mothers come to speak as well.
It is a well run program. Do all of the 12-18 year olds stay pure until marriage? No.
Do quite a few? Yes.
No snark intended: do they have to take the purity oath or can they just learn the information?
Blogger - can you delete the spam on the Seanna entry 2 down?
It's great that they get educated (talking to 5:42 poster) but the oath of purity and the rings?? Come on now.
ARe there any boys with these rings/promises??
It just seems so unequal to me - yet again boys can have fun and girls are holding back for some guy they haven't even met yet?
OceanDreamer's post was such a PVM! She links back to her other post like we care. She just wanted more praise.
I agree that pic looks photoshopped. Where the hell is her belly button????
I don't think Ocean's pic is photoshopped but where IS that bellybutton??
Yes, this class is for both sexes. Some choose to wear a ring, and some don't. That is a decision they make on their own. We do not have a declaration in front of the congragation. The class is run during the week, in the evenings.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?
cmd=display&thread_id=1884341
How about calling NWA dumbass.
What do they talk about during the class?
5:50 anon, the topics are covered in the 5:42 post.
LOL -- we really need to get some names on this blog!!
20 comments in exactly 10 minutes. And "everyone has decided to just ignore the blog." Riiiiight.
At the risk of drama can someone fill me in on Pea Whizz!!!! 342 6 7/30/2006 5:47:39 PM
And in 30 min 342 people read the post but only 6 replied. This blog is ignored.
Sexual purity is no doubt intended for the woman not the men.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884342
This woman needs to take her kid to the dentist before worrying about her hair.
This woman needs to take her kid to the dentist before worrying about her hair.
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The poor kid has a mixture of adult teeth and baby teeth. There isn't anything the dentist could do besides pull the baby teeth and wait for the adult teeth to erupt. You can't put braces on teeth that haven't erupted yet.
Almost all kids that age have a crooked smile. It can't be helped and you're an asshole for making fun.
Does ScrappinSpidey complain about every single thing in her life? We got daily updates on her a/c problem. Now she's freaking out over her daughter's hair that looks fine. I wouldn't cut it again.
Yuban is that you again not knowing how to post links here? Only a childless person would criticize a child's teeth. Not only is it a low blow, it shows how stupid you are.
From the GAG Post:
Lauren posted on 2Peas as:
un_pea_lievable
BucketHead
PeaNut 216705 - 7/29/2005
Posts: 827 Layouts: 0
Posted: 7/30/2006 4:04:11 PM
what on earth is a sexual purity class?????
Now you post as the blogger with a new topic. Can't get enough bashing, can ya???
"Do quite a few? Yes"
to all the sweet, innocent teenaged girls, don't hold out until married. you'll give your heart and hymen to a guy you'll find out a few years later is whacking off to porn and cybering with some bored housewife.
saving yourself for marriage and not experiencing other relationships leads to a rude awakening that your pussy isn't going to be worshipped and cherished like you think it is. so that sweet 18 year old guy you married is dreaming of sticking into a slutty bitch who'll take it in every hole instead his innocent mormon underwear wearing virgin bride.
OMG paigepea's new glasses look crazy!
Yuban is that you again not knowing how to post links here? Only a childless person would criticize a child's teeth. Not only is it a low blow, it shows how stupid you are.
No, I am un_pea_lievable, and for the last time, I AM NOT LAUREN!
Is paigepea a lesbo?
Is paigepea a lesbo?
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She looks like one with the butch haircut and funky multi color glasses. Both her and the baby have Jew noses that make them look ugly.
She probably engages in a little muff diving.
"LOL -- we really need to get some names on this blog!!"
...says the anonymous poster ;)
"LOL -- we really need to get some names on this blog!!"
...says the anonymous poster ;)
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Really, though. You could click "other" and always pick the same name. Jane or Mary or SpottedDick or what have you. You'd still be anon but we could have a conversation rather than saying, "Right on, Anon 12:54!"
LOL!
Well Oceandreamer, we *do* believe that's your face and as we already knew it can stop a clock. Dayum.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884318
Another case of "Let me check 2Peas before going to the hospital"
Gah.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884318
Another case of "Let me check 2Peas before going to the hospital"
Gah.
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Get that girl a Diva Cup.
Now all of the ladies are freaking over TSS. Listen, if you follow the directions, chances are slim to none that you will get it. Calm down!
Such a herd mentality over there.
I do have to agree that the kid who cut her own hair is FUGLY. I don't think that scrappinspidey should worry about the hair. Any hair cut on that kid wouldn't improve her face.
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Yuban is that you again not knowing how to post links here? Only a childless person would criticize a child's teeth. Not only is it a low blow, it shows how stupid you are.
No, I am un_pea_lievable, and for the last time, I AM NOT LAUREN!
6:10 PM
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yo, fuckwad, you're not lauren or un_pea_lievable.
Damn. Shut up with the kids bashing. Want to go after the adults? Fine, they can defend themselves, but leave the kids out of it. Please.
Now all of the ladies are freaking over TSS. Listen, if you follow the directions, chances are slim to none that you will get it. Calm down!
Such a herd mentality over there.
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No the same idiot who doesn't know how to post a link always supports her own post. No one else would know how to see the link.
yo, fuckwad, you're not lauren or un_pea_lievable.
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oh who gives a rats ass, you're a troll who everyone hates, who cares if someone impersonates you.
No one else would know how to see the link.
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You can copy the whole link even if it's cut off. You just have to drag the mouse until you reach the next line down on the comment. Just because you can't scroll to see it doesn't mean it's not all there or that the whole link won't copy.
Ocean Dreamer is a butter face.
She looks like a crack whore.
just double click the link and copy/paste...the links work even though you can't see them. idiot.
You can copy the whole link even if it's cut off. You just have to drag the mouse until you reach the next line down on the comment. Just because you can't scroll to see it doesn't mean it's not all there or that the whole link won't copy.
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Who wants to go through that much effort. Just link it properly.
I can "see" links just fine. They don't need to be in blue and be a direct link. Highlight the entire http: address they give you and paste it in your address line. Are you that damn lazy?
Aww it's an awkward age when those new teeth are coming in. Even the most adorable small children can go through some not so lovely smiles, and then come out pretty on the other side once the teeth even out and their head grows big enough to match. Isn't there enough fodder for ridicule on the board that we don't need to resort to calling small children "fugly"?
Ocean Dreamer is a butter face.
She looks like a crack whore.
Did she ever come back to explain why she doesn't have a belly button?
Isn't there enough fodder for ridicule on the board that we don't need to resort to calling small children "fugly"?
I'm not the one who called that kid fugly, but you have to admit that maybe the mom shouldn't have posted all of those pictures of her DD. Side views would have been just fine. Those pictures were way too up-close and very scary. I would never post pictures of my children on Two Peas anyway.
Are you that damn lazy?
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You're the only lazy one here that doesn't know how to create a live link. Everyone on 2peas posts live links. Is the concept so difficult for you?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884371
Bwahahahahaha look at that troll busting sass's ass.
Are you that damn lazy?
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You're the only lazy one here that doesn't know how to create a live link. Everyone on 2peas posts live links. Is the concept so difficult for you?
I never post links! I never post http: lines either! I was just saying that I can "see" them fine. I just copy and paste into my address line. It's easy, and you're the idiot!
ScrappinSpidey is queen of sharing every mundane thing about her life in long detail.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884371
Bwahahahahaha look at that troll busting sass's ass.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. I didn't post the above, but I can "see" this thread just fine. Why can't you, idiot?
People always say that the people who are torn apart here deserve it. Just out of curiousity, what did OceanDreamer ever do to you?
I've found her to be a very sweet pea, who is always willing to talk about her weight loss journey and help anyone who asks. She's not a mean and nasty pea like Monique or Lauren. She worked hard to get where she is now and I can't think of any reason to be cruel to her other than perhaps being jealous that a woman about to become a grandma looks that great.
Another person chiming in! I post live links on Two Peas, but I don't post live links here.
She has a nice body, but she has the face of a hag. Her face is worn out looking.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884371
Bwahahahahaha look at that troll busting sass's ass.
Hi un_pea_lievable!
My only problem with Ocean Dreamer is that she deleted all of her posts all the time. How are we supposed to know if she is sweet or not? There's no history, and I don't remember too many of her posts.
Yep un_pea_lievable is now defending her lack of the quote feature. That's okay, no one will go to your links until you do.
How do you do the links?
My issue with Ocean Dreamer is her PVM threads on her body. This is the 3rd time she posted a thread with pics of her in a bikini. Does her husband not give her enough attention? why does she need a bunch of plump SAHMs to build her self-esteem?
I thought her hair extention thread was over the top. Her hair was replaceable, why was she crying over a bad cut?
http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=42028&query=links&topic=0&type=f
Hi un_pea_lievable!
bwahahahaha, not even close, hon.
Thanks 6:55 pm
I DARE someone to post this at 2Peas
6:58 PM, you are scandalous!!!
Paigepea reminds me of Becky Higgins.
Pea Whizz!!!! brings up the blog, not trying to stir things up of course! bwahahaha
Troll if you're going to post something to fill up the screen why not make it something steamy? And I'm not talking about shit blowing out of your ass from an enema.
Have you noticed how WannaPea has to be in the middle of everything?
"My issue with Ocean Dreamer is her PVM threads on her body. This is the 3rd time she posted a thread with pics of her in a bikini. Does her husband not give her enough attention? why does she need a bunch of plump SAHMs to build her self-esteem?"
But does that make her worthy of having people say she has the face of a crack whore?
I will read her threads when she posts and I have never seen anything mean or nasty. I don't know why she deletes posts, I've never seen a deleted post and I don't have that much time in my life to worry about that.
I guess I just don't understand why people have to be so cruel, especially when it's so easy to just ignore her. If she does have issues with self confidence, why be hurtful and try to make her feel worse?
what does butter face mean?
There is a cycle here. When a topic is discussed that hits to close to home, 'someone' posts a long diatribe. Whatever.
Rileytp is a handsome bastard.
Ocean Dreamer hasn't hurt anyone. If she had been a bitch you would have noticed her before. Lay off of her.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884448
WTF is Keriwest talking about? A boy humping a girl's shoulder?
what does butter face mean?
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She has a nice body, but her face...
Her face is awful. She looks like an old wrinkly handbag.
So, where is Ocean's belly button? Probably on the photoshop clipboard still, huh?
Butter Face is when someone has a great body "but her face" isn't pretty at all ...
So, where is Ocean's belly button? Probably on the photoshop clipboard still, huh?
lol. It's missing in both of her photos.
"http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884448
WTF is Keriwest talking about? A boy humping a girl's shoulder? '
She is referring to the fact that on the purity thread the girls are wearing sexy dresses and some people pointed that out. And she thinks that the dresses arn't sexy I guess.
If you have a tummy tuck either to correct a pooch from having children or from weight loss, you have a choice whether or not to keep your belly button. If you don't care, they can snip it out with the baggy skin.
If you do, they have to cut around your old one and put it back or create a new one. Which means more stitches and scarring. Many people opt to do the tuck without preserving the navel.
Not having a belly button is abby-normal.
for Big Brother fans
But does that make her worthy of having people say she has the face of a crack whore?
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I didn't call her that and no one is ignored on the blog.
There is a cycle here. When a topic is discussed that hits to close to home, 'someone' posts a long diatribe. Whatever.
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Yeah, like whenever anyone starts talking about Lauren then the troll starts posting. So what are we to think here???????
Troll=Lauren
Why do you think Lauren is the blogger. Honest question.
If you have a tummy tuck either to correct a pooch from having children or from weight loss, you have a choice whether or not to keep your belly button. If you don't care, they can snip it out with the baggy skin.
If you do, they have to cut around your old one and put it back or create a new one. Which means more stitches and scarring. Many people opt to do the tuck without preserving the navel.
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Holy shit! Well OceanDreamer's claim to fame is how she exercised and dieted down from 197lbs. If she went the plastic surgery route and lost her navel, now that is fun to talk about!
Why Lauren? Why not Monique, Ruth, Scapylicious (whatever her name is).....?
They are all in the deep south and have vendettas.
Really? They can remove a belly button during a tummy tuck? Uh. I learned something new today.
So, I want to hear more about LLP and how they were outed. All I ever heard was that Seanna outed them. What did it have to do with AD?
What kind of back alley surgeon did she go to?! Shoot everyone I know got a fake navel. I've never heard of anyone coming out with no navel, that's just weird looking. No matter how hot you are, people are going to be staring at your abs and wonder where'd it go.
Navel Cosmetic Sculpture
Be original. Leave the anal stuff behind (pardon the pun). lol.
Women have tummy tucks to remove excess skin after losing weight. You can't look like THAT from 200 pounds JUST with a tummy tuck. She did it the hard way. So what if she rewarded herself with a tummy tuck afterwards? I really don't think she did though. She said that she has issues with stretch marks and skin etc....
keriwest is drunk. Just because your daughter dressed like a whore when she was a cheerleader for the Mavericks, doesn't mean they will be humped in those outfits.
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Her daughter isn't with the Mavs anymore?
What is triple hernia repair?
Her daughter isn't with the Mavs anymore?
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No she did it for a year, then went back to her regular college.
un_pea_lievable, Just in case you missed it on 2Peas, here is a special message for you from Sass:
Unpealievable- I have decided I truly feel sorry for someone that has nothing to contribute to a message board but snark and hate. I hope some day you find whatever void you have in your life to make you so hateful.
I'm laughing at the irony of Sass saying something like this!
Oceandreamer posted the 2nd pic to show one of her face so you would know that was her in the ebay pic. No she wasn't saying the mismatched was the Ebay.
Yeh, more LDS speak - but ladies, listen , this is important stuff:
Nearly all LDS girls internalize from near-infancy the teaching that priesthood-authority males have a literal God-appointed right to enter their most fundamental thoughts, desires and choices. Many women (including my wife, whose father was a Patriarch for many years) have told me that they have felt spiritually "owned" by their father and bishop until transferred to their husband and new bishop, and thus are not able to experience an adolescence into full adulthood. Women who are affected by this syndrome often remain stunted as emotionally child-like (which some men find charming), even retaining a child's voice tone.
From childhood, the LDS female is thoroughly trained to be, in behavior and thought, submissive to a long and imposing list of males with authority linking directly to God Himself. This list, proceeding from the least authority upward, includes but is not limited to these several dozens:
• her husband,
• her three bishopric males,
• her two home-teacher males,
• her three stake presidency males,
• Quorum of the Seventy males,
• Presiding Bishopric males,
• Church Patriarch (a male),
• Assistants to the Twelve Apostles,
• Quorum of Twelve (male) Apostles,
• First Presidency (who are three additional male Apostles).
She learns that she absolutely cannot enter the highest heavenly kingdom without a temple-married husband. She is totally dependent upon her husband because:
• Her husband will lead her by hand "through the veil" to celestial existence,
• Her role in heaven will be to continue forever bearing offspring for him as one of his wives.
• She knows there is no approved escape from this God-decreed, interminable destiny for females, because it is the system that existed for gods in pre-existent worlds prior to this earth, and will exist without end in the future for her, her husband-god and vast numbers of other gods.
Note that I haven't labeled the above as detrimental or beneficial per se, or even as false or true. I'm just stating that the above is what the LDS female has been taught to believe. The perception of detriment or benefit depends on the kind of woman doing the perceiving and experiencing.
What is triple hernia repair?
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I had a hernia repair. My belly button became an outie from having kids. I had it repaired, now I have a lovely innie again.
Basically, a hole forms in the abdominal wall and your insides protrude threw it causing a bulge in the umbillicus.
I had a hernia after a twin pregnancy/delivery. I still haven't had it repaired. I probably should...it would help with muscle definition.
Women have tummy tucks to remove excess skin after losing weight. You can't look like THAT from 200 pounds JUST with a tummy tuck. She did it the hard way. So what if she rewarded herself with a tummy tuck afterwards? I really don't think she did though. She said that she has issues with stretch marks and skin etc....
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My weight has changed between 150-200 in the past 5 years. I could get to OceanDreamer's weight w/o plastic surgery if I was motivated. 200lbs is not obese so plastic surgery would not be needed as a final touch.
I had to get my gallbladder removed, so I figured I'd fix the hernia while I was at it.
Listen hoser -- if you insist on spammer (which is lame) -- pick a new subject.
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for Big Brother fans
I wish I had Janelle's body. I don't blame her for being a lingerie model at all. And she's a damn smart BB7 player! :)
200lbs is not obese
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It's not?
No woman should weigh 200 pounds.
200lbs is not obese
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It's not?
No woman should weigh 200 pounds.
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I'm talking about normal height woman. I'm 5'7 and 190lb and fit a size 12, so no I'm not obese. Obese is someone who shops at Lane Bryant.
Rileytp is a handsome bastard.
He's a spic, what do you expect ?
I'm 5'7 and 190lb and fit a size 12, so no I'm not obese.
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Ok, your BMI is 29.8. You narrowly missed being obese.
You are very fat. You sould lose about 40 pounds.
Btw...they have size 12 at Lane Bryant.
Having your shoulders covered is a conservative meassure across the board. Catholics can't enter the vatican with bare shoulders or any church in Europe. Jews and Muslims cover their shoulders in their places of worship. No office allows bare shoulders.
It's common knowledge. Conservative is the appropiate dress code for a purity class. Keri is dumb. She can't even back up her statement when everyone is saying "huh."
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I'm 5'7 and 190lb and fit a size 12, so no I'm not obese.
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Ok, your BMI is 29.8. You narrowly missed being obese.
You are very fat. You sould lose about 40 pounds.
Btw...they have size 12 at Lane Bryant.
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No Lane Bryant hardly has anything in size 14. They start at 16. I don't need to lose 40lbs, I look good like I am. The word obese is for people who look extremely overweight. I don't even know why I'm bothering to explain this to some naturally thin person who has no concept of weight.
Keri always spells definitely wrong.
You've just now realized she's dumb?
No Lane Bryant hardly has anything in size 14. They start at 16. I don't need to lose 40lbs, I look good like I am. The word obese is for people who look extremely overweight. I don't even know why I'm bothering to explain this to some naturally thin person who has no concept of weight.
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Oh, my bad! I thought they started at size 12.
It doesn't matter if you LOOK overweight. Your BMI says you're overweight and after you eat a couple more Twinkies, you'll hit a BMI of 30. That is considered obese.
You're fat. I know, it's hard to accept.
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No Lane Bryant hardly has anything in size 14. They start at 16. I don't need to lose 40lbs, I look good like I am. The word obese is for people who look extremely overweight. I don't even know why I'm bothering to explain this to some naturally thin person who has no concept of weight.
If you are 5'7" and 190 lbs, then you need to lose at least 40-50 lbs., no matter how you THINK you look.
"I'm 5'7 and 190lb and fit a size 12, so no I'm not obese."
Sorry but you are fat, very fat. I am the same height and I weigh 155lbs, wear a 10 or 12. I need to lose at least 15 or 20 lbs. I am borderline chunky. And if you weigh 40 lbs more than me...you are fat.
The word obese is for people who look extremely overweight.
No, that would be morbidly obese. Being obese usually means being 25-30 percent heavier than your ideal weight.
Many years ago I heard that a woman should weigh 100 pounds up to 5 feet and 5 pounds for every inch after that.
If we follow that formula, you should weigh about 135 pounds. I'll give you a 20 pound cushion.
I think 155 is the outer limit for you to not be considered fat.
Your carrying a small child around on your body.
Lose 40 pounds and open your eyes.
"I'm 5'7 and 190lb and fit a size 12, so no I'm not obese."
Sorry but you are fat, very fat. I am the same height and I weigh 155lbs, wear a 10 or 12. I need to lose at least 15 or 20 lbs. I am borderline chunky. And if you weigh 40 lbs more than me...you are fat.
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The topic at hand was the word obese, how can you throw attacks at someone who you haven't even seen?
Your comments prove time and time again how ignorant you are. There has been 2 pea threads where the OP asked how much do you weigh to wear size x and each time the range of weigh was huge.
I think 155 is the outer limit for you to not be considered fat.
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We're not talking about fat, the argument was over the word obese and needing plastic surgery to correct. You guys are just trying to find something to attack a stranger with.
Many years ago I heard that a woman should weigh 100 pounds up to 5 feet and 5 pounds for every inch after that.
If we follow that formula, you should weigh about 135 pounds. I'll give you a 20 pound cushion.
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That formula only works for Playmates. I weigh 147 pounds, 5'6 and I wear a size 8. I'm not chunky.
Sorry but you are fat, very fat. I am the same height and I weigh 155lbs, wear a 10 or 12. I need to lose at least 15 or 20 lbs. I am borderline chunky. And if you weigh 40 lbs more than me...you are fat.
If you two wear the same size clothes, how can you call her fat and you're not? LOL
Keri always spells definitely wrong.
You've just now realized she's dumb?
LMAO
That formula only works for Playmates. I weigh 147 pounds, 5'6 and I wear a size 8. I'm not chunky.
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I think you sound just right.
"Sorry but you are fat, very fat. I am the same height and I weigh 155lbs, wear a 10 or 12. I need to lose at least 15 or 20 lbs. I am borderline chunky. And if you weigh 40 lbs more than me...you are fat.
If you two wear the same size clothes, how can you call her fat and you're not? LOL
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Read it again...I said I was borderline chunky and needed to lose 15 or 20lbs. Yes I think I am fat and I said that. So my point was...if she weighs 40lbs more than me...and I am chunky...she must be very fat.
My second point was...there is no way she wears the same size as me when we are the same height and she weighs at least 40lbs more than me. I used to weigh as much as she does and I was more like a 14 at least.
My second point was...there is no way she wears the same size as me when we are the same height and she weighs at least 40lbs more than me.
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Maybe she shops where Oprah shops.
i hope minzy lynn doesn't come back after she pops that kid. i'm so damn sick of her.
can you imagine the stupid questions she's going to have once the baby is out of her uterus?
"I'm 5'7 and 190lb and fit a size 12, so no I'm not obese."
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No, you don't wear a size 12. I fluctuate between 169-170 pounds and am shorter than you, and I still take a size 18. No way does anyone fit into a 12 at 190 pounds. Let alone that you are tall.
how do you figure out your bmi?
hey enema pea, if this blog bothers you this much maybe it's time to go out and get a life and not sit there and get all worked up. Also have you noticed that your posts make no difference, you have been doing this for a long time now, and people still post around you. You have no impact on this blog at all. So get over your superiority complex about how you have the power to change things - you don't. No one gives a (pun intended) shit about you and your cut and paste abilities.
Listen, be healthy and fit -- watch your body fat -- but the BMI numbers really are a load of donkey dung. According to the BMI numbers, Shaq O'Neil would be considered obese.
Something to consider.
I'm 200 lbs and I'm FAT. I can wear a size 12 though. Oh, do you mean in public and zipped up? Then nope.
Damn that story got me all hot and my pussy is soaking wet now. See you chicas later, my dh is about to get a good fucking for the 3rd time today.
Oh except the ending of that story sucked. Stupid ending.
No Lane Bryant hardly has anything in size 14. They start at 16.
How do you know that unless you SHOP THERE?
You got hot and bothered from enema instuctions?
Hmm...I suppose it takes all kinds....
This would be cute on a 4 year old, not a 40 year old.
she wasn't talking about the enema thing moron, she was talking about the sex story
which btw could have been written by tangee - she does that as a side job you know
No, you don't wear a size 12. I fluctuate between 169-170 pounds and am shorter than you, and I still take a size 18. No way does anyone fit into a 12 at 190 pounds. Let alone that you are tall.
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How the hell do you know what size someone wears (and why the hell am I posting about this?). For the record, I am 5'6", 190 and wear a 12- 14 depending on the make - and I wear my clothes a little loose! So it certainly is possible.
When my girls were small my Mormon MIL would give them cartoon books based on The Book of Mormon. I wouldn't let them see them, not because of the teachings but because EVERY evil person was pictured with dark skin.
I work closely with teens.
It is no big secret that the "religious/Christian" kids engage LOTS of sexual activity.
The thing is, it's a *shameful pleasure*. It feels good and they do it; but then they feel guilty because of their churches' expectation of abstinence. So then they resist obtaining birth control because of the stigma and/or denial.
And the result is alot of furtive, quicky, unprotected sex by the religious kids.
I see over and over.
Damn that story got me all hot and my pussy is soaking wet now. See you chicas later, my dh is about to get a good fucking for the 3rd time today.
Oh except the ending of that story sucked. Stupid ending.
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That was only part of the story. I didn't want to scroll everyone to death.
No Lane Bryant hardly has anything in size 14. They start at 16
As someone who will readily admit shopping at Lane Bryant, their clothes start at 14. Their shirts are often 2 sizes, such as 18/20. The smallest size is 14/16.
And if it matters, when there are sales and stuff, most of the clothes are 14/16. I always assume that it's because those people don't want to shop in LB for whatever reason. But I'll admit, if I could find clothes that fit me in a regular store, I wouldn't shop there either.
Being overweight sucks. But it doesn't make me any less of a person. I wonder how come that's the first insult that anyone slings around here.
No Lane Bryant hardly has anything in size 14. They start at 16.
How do you know that unless you SHOP THERE?
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You people are crazy! Why would an anon lie about her weight? She might have looked at the store and couldn't find anything in her size. There mystery solved.
This bares repeating:
"There has been 2 pea threads where the OP asked how much do you weigh to wear size x and each time the range of weigh was huge."
Thread
What happened to the scrapbook critic blog>
Nevermind, found it.
Just when you think Crocs can't get any uglier Crocs
You people are crazy! Why would an anon lie about her weight? She might have looked at the store and couldn't find anything in her size. There mystery solved.
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Because a lot of women lie to themselves?
For all of you who are making these obscene comments about MY DAUGHTERS, at least have the decency to identify yourselves. This "anonymous said" is an awful easy mask to hide behind. Would you be brave enough to say these things publically???
I wonder if Denelle's husband knows she throws herself at this Joe dude like she does. Says a lot for her marriage. And I wonder how Joe would feel if someday when he gets married if his wife were to do this with some internet guy.
Shameful and pathetic.
DebbyC, I think your daughters are beautiful young girls. Don't let this crap get to you.
awwwwwwww Debby. It's disgusting how people can be so cruel. This anonymous says that some people are just plain nasty and to ignore them. Your daughters are beautiful and the program sounds great.
"For all of you who are making these obscene comments about MY DAUGHTERS, at least have the decency to identify yourselves"
What are the obscene comments? I don't see any nasty things said on here about your daughters.
Is Brandi's husband really posting from Iraq?
Yes Brandi's husband is able to post from Iraq. Isn't it cute? I love seeing them post.
What are the obscene comments? I don't see any nasty things said on here about your daughters.
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WTH? are we not reading the same blog? scroll up. i'd say that posts like these are obscene and def. about her daughters:
"Anonymous said...
Probably lessons on how to give good head and a killer hand job so they are technically still "pure" when they get married.
5:37 PM
Anonymous said...
That means they are more likely to suck cock.
5:38 PM
Anonymous said...
They'll be getting a good regular fucking with 2 years....and that's being generous.
I love the goofy fucking picgture
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question the program if you like. debate statistics as to whether such programs work. but vulgar personal attacks on these young girls is just gross.
Is Brandi's husband really posting from Iraq?
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Yes, she has posted before that he has internet in his room and does some computer job.
Debby: the classes are ridiculous.
No one can wear a size 12 at 200 lbs. Stop deluding yourself. I wore a 12 when I was like 160. Get real.
Size 18 at 170 sounds ridiculous too though. You could be well over 200 and wear an 18. "Welcome to the GAP, you can just sinch that up with a belt!"
Brandi's husband is hot. Why is he with her?
Sorry folks. Lane Bryant does start at size 12. Not all stores carry size 12, but the large stores do, and they have size 12 online.
Brandi is hot too. They are a cute couple and I don't care what anyone here says, their kids are adorable too.
It was mocking the purity classes not the girls. Most of these "pure" teens are sucking dick and doing everything except vagina sex.
I knew a 18 year old who was proud of her virginity and saving herself for marriage. She blew 5 different boyfriends but she was still technically a virgin.
Tell your daughters to save that sacred hymen to give to their husbands who will probably divorce them when they realize they got married too young and just to get laid.
"I wonder if Denelle's husband knows she throws herself at this Joe dude like she does. Says a lot for her marriage. And I wonder how Joe would feel if someday when he gets married if his wife were to do this with some internet guy."
Denelle is divorcing her husband. Raise your hand if you are surprised.
Remember the pea who said she sat next to a girl at work who said she was "saving anal for marriage"? LOL!
Oceandreamer is in her late 40s/early 50s -- her face looks great for that age.
How does your face look?
And in the years she has been here, 3 bikini pictures is fine.
"Debby: the classes are ridiculous."
True. It is common among teens to have oral and anal sex and still call themselves virgins.
"Brandi's husband is hot. Why is he with her?"
Well she is not hideous, man.
Brandi's husband looks old.
all you girls that are so fat -- LOSE THE WEIGHT.
How can you treat yourself like that? and eat so much? treat your body with more respect.
"Brandi's husband looks old."
Seriously? They are mid twenties, he looks good.
The picture of him holding the kid he looks like he's 40ish. Is there a better of him on the net?
We have neighbors who are religious and conservative with a 15 yo daughter. She attends church every Sunday, youth group on Wed, VBS and missionary work all over.
Darling, pure daughter has messed with probably 20 different boys. She's doing mutual masterbation on the track bus after meets. Hooks up with guys in the school greenhouse, empty classrooms, and at her house when her parents are gone. She's been going at it this summer with various boys on her church mission trip in LA, for god's sake.
Funny thing is her parents think she is pure as the driven snow. They think all the dogma they and their church has fed her is keeping her in line.
It's freaking hysterical.
That guy's a fag.
Seriously? Are we looking at the same pic? Her myspace has more. He's yum, I may need to make a new friend.
err better picture
"That guy's a fag."
Based on what? Why is that always the first insult? You sound like a 15 year old boy.
Could be the angle of his face in the picture with his receding hairline, and overbaked skin. I'll look at her Myspace account.
un_pea_lievable is my newest candidate for The Blogger's true identity.
I think Brandi said he's a wetback or something. I'd fuck him so fast Brandi's head would spin.
I think Brandi said he's a wetback or something. I'd fuck him so fast Brandi's head would spin.
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He is posting from Iraq to a stupid scrapboard, good luck, that man is taken.
first she says the pic was for eBay, then she says, oh it's a mismatched bikini b/c I was just lounging by the pool in my yard that day - which is it??
I smell a lie
I cought that, too.
OMG paigepea's new glasses look crazy!
The red frames match the red evil eyes.
"first she says the pic was for eBay, then she says, oh it's a mismatched bikini b/c I was just lounging by the pool in my yard that day - which is it??"
HEY stupid fuck. Reading comprehension is a good thing. You must be a child that was left behind.
The photo I posted in the other thread in my bikini is indeed ME. I already explained that I had my head cut off because it was a photo I used on EBay, where I am not comfortable to show my face.
So the first picture was for something she was selling on ebay. She listed her ebay name and if you go look you can see she is cleaning out her closets. Now would I buy a used bathing suit top and a pair of shorts, nope, but someone out there might. You never know.
Un pea leivable brought up the fact that in the picture she posted today, the bathing suit top and bottom didn't match, and she replied
LOL unpealievable - it is mismatched - I was just outside in my own backyard laying out - good eye!
So for the people who can't seem to read beyond the level of a 4th grader, the first picture that was posted, with the head cut off, was for something she was selling on ebay (you can see the auction online still) and the second picture today was taken when she came inside from sunbathing and the suit was mismatched, which is not a crime in your own backyard.
debbyc--
I think it's pitiful you need the church to teach your daughters something they should be learning from you.
It would scare the hell out of me to have anyone in the church teach or lead a sexual purity class.
Oh here is a priceless little tidbit for you.
SherryW seems to think it is ok for her ds to date outside his race!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1884817
I have seen her post pictures of her son before and he isn't a bad looking kid, can't he do better than her???
The way the world is going we will have no more white race, it will all be inbreeds!
Someone needs to slap that bitch in the head for allowing her kid to date that girl!!!!!!!
Someone needs to slap that bitch in the head for allowing her kid to date that girl!!!!!!!
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I really didn't think there were people out there who still thought this way. I sincerely hope that you're being sarcastic. If you're not, I hope you get hit by a truck. And I hope it hurts.
The way the world is going we will have no more white race, it will all be inbreeds!
Dumbass we are all inbred then. I am German/Dutch/Irish. Is their anyone 100% in the USA besides people that came over here from other countries and the American Indians?
White people in the USA almost all inbred by something according to your thinking.
Sorry folks. Lane Bryant does start at size 12. Not all stores carry size 12, but the large stores do, and they have size 12 online.
Then how come the title line on their webpage is "Lane Bryant - Fasionable plus-size apparel, sizes 14-28"?
I'm just saying I've been in LB's all over and I've never seen a 12. I can't find a 12 on their website (the store, not the catalog). You can do a search on the website and refine it by size and 12 isn't an option. Again, I'm talking about the store/website Lane Bryant and not the mail order catalog LB.
Fucking dumass wrote "She's doing mutual masterbation on the track bus after meets. Hooks up with guys in the school greenhouse, empty classrooms, and at her house when her parents are gone."
At least she won't get pregnant doing mutal masterbation.
Good God. I don't even know why I'm presponding to the Lane Bryant size 12 nonsense. You obviously didn't look very hard on their site. A quick search of "tops, search by size" for size 12, shows three tops.
http://lanebryant.charmingshoppes.com/shopping/thumbnails.aspx?attr=292&col_id=&nav=LB&outlet=&extendedSizes=&web_price=&web_size=12
I know the have size 12 because I have a closet full of them.
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